What if. . .

Evil Ghandi Indian type folks? I dunno, I've never studied that type of stuff...

*ahem* Anyway.

Then... they'd've been blown up a long time ago?

What if I didn't understand the question?

...there would be a difference between that and the current situation?

What if I left for a sec to get some more water/aspirin?

Then I'd kick your ass for makin' me wait, mate.

What if I was more than a closet pervert?

Then you'd be in jail mate.

What if shaft.... was never created?

...a moment of silence, please.

Silence over.
What if Tsunokiette forgot the ,?

IGNORE THAT.

What if I could travel back in time?

...Theoretically, you can. I'm still looking into this though.

What if you totally looked at the theory on the motionless world in intelligent debate? (Click siggy, go to first page.)

Then it'd probably be a slight waste of my time.

Anyway, time travel is completely possible. I can go back a whole YEAR. ~<3 If I Celebrate New Years Eve, then take a jet over to America, it will still be the year before.

Even on normal days, I can go back about to 24 hours. I just have to cross the International Date Line, and it'll be around 24 hours earlier than it was just a moment ago.

Anyway

What if someone here actually realized that without me explaining?

Right here, buddy.

What if I told you it was a good read?

Then he still wouldn't read it

what if computers wern't controlled by the nerds?

than the people who controlled the computers would become the nerds and the nerds wouldn't be nerds

what if you could divide by zero

than the people who controlled the computers would become the nerds and the nerds wouldn't be nerds

what if you could divide by zero

Then I wouldn't need to go to these m)(*@$f)*$@ b@$(*@ calculus lectures on f0*@$ deriving g)*@$d)*@$ limits where the f)*@$@$ prof. does not know how to f)@*$!&% speak m(@*&$f)*@$)@! English properly.

What if Cody actually read it?

Then he'd be thinking 'WTF, MATE?'

XD
What if someone actually knew where that was from?

They'd make an "end of the world," "FIRE ZE MISSLES!" or "AHH MOTHERLAND" reference in their post.

What if I just stopped going to class and stayed at home playing Smash Bros for the rest of the week?

You would have some fun instead of being bored by your professor.

What if I did the same but played Diablo 2 instead of Smash Bros.?

Maybe you would have more fun?

WHAT IF YOU GOT CAUGHT?

then you would have to build a time machine, go back in time, and stop yourself from playing Diablo 2

than the people who controlled the computers would become the nerds and the nerds wouldn't be nerds

what if you could divide by zero

then the square root of -1 wouldn't be i 

what if this topic didn't exist?

Then I would make it instead.

What if I am your Great Grandfather writing this post righjt now? 

...My great grandfather is dead...AHHHHH GHOSTIE! lol

What if...I asked you to tell us abot yourself o mystery new person?

hai im actually silverlines other account

What if I was actually Silverline's other account?

...My great grandfather is dead...AHHHHH GHOSTIE! lol

What if...I asked you to tell us abot yourself o mystery new person?

I Point at my Signature >=D

hai im actually silverlines other account

What if I was actually Silverline's other account?

Then you would've answered our Question.

What question?

  If you where Silverline's Other Account.

What if you found a Box full of Two Million Dollars?

Then I'd be rich, mate.

What if America would be all like 'Those China sons of bitches are going down' and shoot their nukes and China would be all like 'SHIT, SHIT, WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING US? OH WELL, FIRE MISSLES' And France would be all 'Shit guys, the missles! FIRE OUR SHIT. -But I'm le tired- Fine, take a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES' And Australia would be down their like 'WTF, MATE?' And Canada would be all 'What's going on, Eh?'

You spend too much time watching idiotic internet videos.

What if Hinder didn't suck?