What if. . .

then i would have said yea that be askin for it...

What if shamusfinnigan has played according to the rules and posted a "What if" question after an answer to the previous one like I´m doing right now?

Then maybe people'd pay more attention and be a bit nicer to 'em.

What if he was being the biggest dick yet?

HE PASSED!
lol

What if a new chips flavour came out, which didnt affect you and was called-GLUE

That'd be stupid.

What if Lupe Fiasco is a pretty sweet rapper. Everyone check him out.

then they wouldn't be currently so we shouldn't

what if we simply act based on what if's created in a what if topic in some other dimension?

Then those people would actually be somewhat intelligent. And then others would be dipwads.

What if the events in Futurama actually occured?

I'd be my own grandfather.

What if pogs were still popular?

millions of kids would have some thing to do.
(sry idint post a what if question and how in the hell is it that im the dick? all i did was type in a way that pissed some one off.)
what if osama wasnt realy in iraq still?

Personally, I think he's been dead for a while now.

What if the war suddenly just...ended?

Another one would spawn from its ashes. =/

What if I just turned off my laptop right now?

U'd be liek gonzors.

What if Michael Jackson CLONED hisself?

If he didn't you won't be alive 

What is this forum goes down?

Then...Hm. Guess .org will come back up.

What if my name wasn't /\/ / C K?

You would be colombus 

What if I wear my lucky underwear backwards?

then you could crap out the opening

what if I ate an apple?

The witch would be the uglyest person again

What if I kiss you when your dead?

Then you'd be pretty dang gay my friend.

What if I built up the courage to ask the girl out? *see other topic*

she would dump you but a hotter girl would ask you out cuz she would be  :'( for you

The witch would be the uglyest person again

What if I kiss you when your dead?

wtf?

what if maglor hated pokemon?

He'd probably like digimon instead.

What if he didn't like that either?

Then he'd probably like YuGiOh instead.

What if my school was the next Columbine?

*insert stingray joke here*

What if Cody's avatar also flashed the words than, with a, and mate, like it probably should?

they appels children would starve

what if you pissed in a light 

light isn't something you can piss in so some higher being will make you wet yourself

what if I were a banana?

I'd eat you 

*I like pokemon and YuGiOh!*

I wish people didn't hate me