What if. . .

Then you wouldn't complain about 'em, mate.

What if I've only watched that idiotic internet videos once?

Then you'd realize porn is better. *forgive me God*

What if I had a girlfriend, and the money to buy Photoshop CS, Finale, and the Garrison Sounds?

Then you'd be all like, 'WTF, what do I do now?'


...mate

What if Pocky-chan was still hangin' around?

I might know who the hell that is.

What if Cody became the King of Sweden?

Then Sweden would all be like 'WTF, mate'

And they'd be forced to speak Australian, and give me money, and we'd like... totally kick every other country off our mountains and be all, 'WTF, you can't ski down our mountains, mate.'

What if Zypher knew who Pocky-chan was?

He'd realize he was a she.

What if I could rape all of you. Over and over and over again. And like it?

We'd like it too.

What if I had no matches?

Then you couldn't start a fire.

What if I gave Tsunokiette a cookie for knowing P-c is a guy?

then id be jellous

what if this game never ends 0_0

Then we'd be occupied for a while.

What if I knew who this guy was?

then you would see him while walking down the street and say something like "G'day mate"

if we took all the criminals in the world, put them on a seperate land mass, waited a bunch of years, and went over to them what would they say to us? 

theyd probly fuck us up fer puten em on an isald

oops my bad

what if it raind jello and bill cosbys for 9 weeks (would there still be room for more jello)

Your spelling and typing piss me off.

*ahem* Then we'd all be dead due to men raining on us. Least, the women and children would.

What if everyone in the World could TYPE properly?

That would mean the world were full of intelligent and enlightened people, meaning we probably wouldn't have much of a problem with crime, wars, or... stupidity.

What if I didn't have to go to class in fifteen minutes?

then you would waste the entire time thinking what if...
unless ur taking philosophy, then ur doing that anyway

theyd probly fuck us up fer puten em on an isald

wow did you not get the australia reference there....
and use EDIT don't double post.

what if Australia wasn't like "WTF, MATE?" and fired their kangaroo missiles instead?

Then we'd probably be as stupid as everyone else.

What if Australia HAD NO missles, military, or anything of the sort?

-And for your criminal question... they'd be all... 'WTF, MATE?'-

...*wind of non-existant change blows silently*

It's true right?

WHAT IF I knew the answer to that?

Then you'd be able to answer it, wouldn't you?

What if arrowone could just look it up on google?

Then he would know the answer

(yes I got the Australia reference and why you two got a problem with me I haven't done shit to you!)

What if every one dint have to try to bust one other people because of things they do or say and would just fuck off and try not be such of an ass.

(some ones gonna have something smart to say huh.)

Then hostilities would grow as they wouldn't be able to release their feelings, soon war and then famine would spread like wildfire, bringing an end to the human race, leaving only the Australians and Canadians.

What if I wasn't as smart as I am?

...*wind of non-existant change blows silently*

What if I wasn't a dick at every given oppurtunity?

What if sypher made his sig say, THINGY IS A HOMOSEXUAL, or maybe even...GIGLAMESHRO IS A HOMOSEXUAL.

Though I suppose that last one would be kinda....asking for it, eh?

the Australian fuck was actually able to not only abel to make himself look stupid by his exaggeration of what would happen if he could help from being a dick but he also turned a game in to a fight lol

it was just a game are you all that stupid? (yes me included i should not have gotten mad at that but still...)

o and no war in human history has ever once started due to and anger in one insignificant person beaus of wrong spelling.

what if we never invented the internet

...Dunno...

What if you payed attention to the last post?