What if. . .

then youd have to follow the broken by a round house kick road

whhat if you where raped by the devil

then it would be called "No Wizard, but Chuck Norris"

what if everyone wuld start makin jokes including chuch norris?

The Chuck Norris would get very upset

What if Chuck Norris was really a purple, polka dotted little sissy elephant?

then chuck norris wouldn't be chuck norris

what if everyone in this forum went to chucknorrisfacts.com(go to it, it's funny lol)

he'd be barneys brother


what if mj wasent gay

Then we would all get a kick out of it.

What if Chuck Norris wore pretty pink underwear?

then chuck norris wouldn't be chuck norris

what if everyone in this forum went to chucknorrisfacts.com(go to it, it's funny lol)

do mine first

I did

than crankeye would implode

what if i got hit by a car

i woulod be like that suxx...oh well..sorry don't know ya

but what if chuck norris got hit by a car

the car would be blown away before it hit him


what if blaze got hit by a car?

I'd back over him to make sure people would stop the whole Chuck Norris thing

What if Marduk came out of the sky and started kicking total *ss?

the world would be safe, and chuck the norris would have kept his weiner for his new drink...."moster" energy drink...with a special ingredient his piss

what if chuck norris was teh only one to count to infinite...twice?

tahn id say zomg tis teh end of world


what if satan hit you with a car

holy fudge....i wuld of blown his brains away with my nipple gun to stop him hahahahahaha........shazzam

what if ...the words what if meant different things?

i would say yah man

what if blaze wasent stupid?

That is an impossibility

What if Chuck Norris was Blaze?  :whoa:

that's impossible....

what if white peopole were slaves nad the black people were the slave owneres

Then America would of had a white civil war?
 
What if Chuck Norris was really a brand of golf bag?

than i would say ,jkjjfjgkgkjgkg gjbbjfjfjdjjhwtfhbhhbjbfjbfg

what if i was punched in the face by blaze for being straight

you're gay or bi....omgosh...lol...ummmmmmmmmmmm


what if chuck norris saw us posting jokes about chuck norris....?

he'd kill us

what if me kaigen and viper where shot by chuck norris in our legs?

he would go all killer on us

What if Chuck Norris never played in Walker: Texas Ranger?

than he would never kill again

what if all teh schools in teh world blew up

that impossible bccz that show is named after him....he never runs...he only walks...lol

what if chuck norris was our bodyguard