What if. . .

I guess he will have this as his Ava


What if you was teleported to a dimension inhabited by flesh eating snails and you was being consumed slowly...?

I'd have escargo

What if we had no eyes?

Then we would have evolved to use sonar or smell...


What if the Sky fell down ?

Then the entire earth would end as we know it

What if there was such thing a giant sea monkeys?

Sea Monkeys are real... as for giant ones there real too... like every creature you get big ones and small one...LOL

What if Snow was hot... would it melt before it hit the ground ?

If snow was hot I'm not quite sure if it would snow...because all snow is, is crystallized rain.

What if George Bush was a good American president?

Then no one would complain about him I guess.

What if some one found a way to turn turds to gold.

then I would be the first one to find out that secret

What if there was no food and all we had to eat was each other?

The women would be eaten 1st.... then I would loose the will to live...

(The gold Turd thing... thats easy... Eat LOADS of sweet corn...)

What if you was reincarnated as a snail what colour shell would you have ?... (I would go for See-through so Birds could not spot me... but then I would look like a slug... a lesser form of creature...)

Blue...it's my favourite color

What if chickens were the size of elephants?

Then people who eat them would be very fat

What if there were 3 suns in our solar system?

Then it would be light all day long

What if there was no such thing as paper?

than we would have to write on teh walls


what if u where hacked buy chuck norris?

I don't think he's smart enough

What if roses smelt like farts?

than id bomb my school with them

what if the mods told you to STFU

then I would tell them to stfu

What if George Bush wanted to have sex with your mother?

I'd be surprised.

What if you were immortal?

Then I would run in front of a train just to see

What if food had no flavour?

you might as well eat shit

what if u god hit by a car,lighting,and a dime and lived?

I'd be pretty messed up

What if Chuck Norris wore women's clothing?

then bruce willis would call him his woman

what if chuck norris created the internet to put all his porn on it?lmao

that id make a  song about him being gay

what if your feet exploded

then chuck norris would rule the world lol

what if chuck norris went to a gym and when he was done, it felt like it was raped?

than ZOMG WEEEOW WEEEOW

what if you got ran over by a panda

Then Chuck Norris would kill it

What if chuck norris played in the Wizard of Oz?