What if. . .

he would of finally have a orgasim in there...

what if the drink "Red Bull" was actually marketed to be Chuck Norris's piss? lmao

Then I'm sure you will start seeing a lot more auctions on eBay

What if there was no warm water?

then it'll be to cold to pee in

what if Waldo was put into hiding bcz of Chuck Norris? lmfao

then waldo would turn bright white

What if the grass needed blood to survive?

then we wuld have less humans on earth

what if chuck norris had two speeds : walk and kill?

Then he would be tied down most of the time

What if there was no such thing as a good time?

then there'll be no good time

what if chuck norris had someone else shave his beard...when only chuck norris can cut chuck norris?

then it isn't a possibility is it?

What if everyone in the world farted at the same time?

that wuld be hilarious and thw wrold wuld be polluted lol

what if chuck norris kicked so fast that his foot went back in time and killed President Kennedy?

hmmm...then the same thing would of happened, except kennedy wouldn't of been shot.

what if there was no water?

then the instrument the "bong" would of not been created

what if chuck norris didn't exist>?

Then this world would be better off

What if I stopped posting in this topic?

then ill go to sleep now like i want to

what if this forum was deleted and you went to chucknorrisfacts.com?

Then I don't know what he would do with it...

What if I were to really stop posting in this thread?

Then you'd stop posting.

What if I kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy *ss in under ten seconds?

Hackz

What if I kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy *ss in under ten seconds?

Hypothetical. You couldn't so it's not an issue.

What if rabbits were orange and neon green?

They wouldn't get hit by so many cars...


What if it rained Money ? (Apart from The UK being the best place to live ever cuz it rains here all the time)

Money wouldn't be worth anything anymore. :(

What if silverline and crankeye had babies?

They kinda have... this Forum...


What if BlueXx and Blaze ever met in person... who's head would role first ?

I'd say blaze would try to hit blue, but just in a nick of second, blue must've already kicked him.
And Blaze's head would roll upm, cuz he just doesn't understand blue.

What if...........blue became blaze and vice-versa? LOL!

Then we would be living in bizzaro world.

What would happen if Odin and Jesus fought?

Well if Jesus was walking on water at the time and Odin throw a lightning bolt Jesus would be Toast !!!!.... Ha Feed that to the hungry Odin would cry...LOL


What If I was the next Son of God ?

Then I'd kill you, I hate good people who are related to G*D

What if the old days of crankeye came back? :roll:

Then we'd have a huge party.

What if Bob Dole joined the Crankeye forums?