What if. . .

Viper · March 09, 2006, 02:20:52 AM

Then the world would come to an end.

What if hair was really made of spaghetti noodles?

kaigen20 · March 09, 2006, 02:25:19 AM

everyone would be bald bcz they would eat their own hair....lol

what if the great wall of china was used to keep out chuck norris?

Viper · March 09, 2006, 02:27:45 AM

Then he was go kung fu ninja on the wall

What is pewee herman was never caught wanking in the movie theatre?

kaigen20 · March 09, 2006, 02:29:46 AM

he would of finally have a orgasim in there...

what if the drink "Red Bull" was actually marketed to be Chuck Norris's piss? lmao

Viper · March 09, 2006, 02:34:02 AM

Then I'm sure you will start seeing a lot more auctions on eBay

What if there was no warm water?

kaigen20 · March 09, 2006, 02:39:50 AM

then it'll be to cold to pee in

what if Waldo was put into hiding bcz of Chuck Norris? lmfao

Viper · March 09, 2006, 02:40:44 AM

then waldo would turn bright white

What if the grass needed blood to survive?

kaigen20 · March 09, 2006, 02:42:04 AM

then we wuld have less humans on earth

what if chuck norris had two speeds : walk and kill?

Viper · March 09, 2006, 02:43:11 AM

Then he would be tied down most of the time

What if there was no such thing as a good time?

kaigen20 · March 09, 2006, 02:44:28 AM

then there'll be no good time

what if chuck norris had someone else shave his beard...when only chuck norris can cut chuck norris?

Viper · March 09, 2006, 02:45:43 AM

then it isn't a possibility is it?

What if everyone in the world farted at the same time?

kaigen20 · March 09, 2006, 02:47:56 AM

that wuld be hilarious and thw wrold wuld be polluted lol

what if chuck norris kicked so fast that his foot went back in time and killed President Kennedy?

Viper · March 09, 2006, 02:49:33 AM

hmmm...then the same thing would of happened, except kennedy wouldn't of been shot.

what if there was no water?

kaigen20 · March 09, 2006, 02:51:48 AM

then the instrument the "bong" would of not been created

what if chuck norris didn't exist>?

Viper · March 09, 2006, 02:52:26 AM

Then this world would be better off

What if I stopped posting in this topic?

kaigen20 · March 09, 2006, 02:54:25 AM

then ill go to sleep now like i want to

what if this forum was deleted and you went to chucknorrisfacts.com?

Viper · March 09, 2006, 02:55:12 AM

Then I don't know what he would do with it...

What if I were to really stop posting in this thread?

SexualBubblegumX · March 09, 2006, 03:45:15 AM

Then you'd stop posting.

What if I kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy *ss in under ten seconds?

zxm · March 09, 2006, 03:48:47 AM

Hackz

What if I kicked Chuck Norris' cowboy *ss in under ten seconds?

Viper · March 09, 2006, 04:26:26 AM

Hypothetical. You couldn't so it's not an issue.

What if rabbits were orange and neon green?

landofshadows · March 09, 2006, 08:56:47 AM

They wouldn't get hit by so many cars...

What if it rained Money ? (Apart from The UK being the best place to live ever cuz it rains here all the time)

GilgameshRO · March 09, 2006, 08:59:20 AM

Money wouldn't be worth anything anymore. :(

What if silverline and crankeye had babies?

landofshadows · March 09, 2006, 09:15:28 AM

They kinda have... this Forum...

What if BlueXx and Blaze ever met in person... who's head would role first ?

Nightwolf · March 09, 2006, 11:54:14 AM

I'd say blaze would try to hit blue, but just in a nick of second, blue must've already kicked him.
And Blaze's head would roll upm, cuz he just doesn't understand blue.

What if...........blue became blaze and vice-versa? LOL!

SexualBubblegumX · March 09, 2006, 12:36:05 PM

Then we would be living in bizzaro world.

What would happen if Odin and Jesus fought?