What if. . .

if it wasn't for people like me the world would be rolling into chaos created by the ignorant mobs.

i don't find myself easily agreeing with another, but not only that you are a crybaby you are also a pitiful excuse for an ape

i mean come on.. "scared of you"?
i am 17 and you are what? 10? and you have the brain of a 3 years old and i promise you the 3 years old wants to get rid of it.
name one reason of why would i be scared of someone as pitiful as you golf?

now as for your quote, that would be true in cases of jealously "if people are jealous the result is a fight" something like that
assuming i was jealous, name 1 thing you have that i don't
oops i got a whole list:
a. extremly small penis
b. ignorance
c. low I.Q
d. no social life
e. no logic
f. no ability to read the situation
g. no answer to anything
h. no physical power
i. no girlfriend
j. no friends
k. a strong believe in stupid stuff cause someone told you to
L. love to another guy's ass, such as you showen to my ass and my ass is now sick.
M. the ability to make a fool out of yourself

and the list just keeps growing.. yeah.. i am so jealous...

"THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE FUN OF ME OR INSULT ME IN ANY WAY IS A SKUNK OR A BULL OR A PIG"

"mommy!!!! i need a change!! oh god i shitted in my pants!! big bad blue is being mean!! *cries*"

in that point, i would usually ask "are you a complete moron or are you justing acting like one?" sadly.. the answer is obvious..

what if you had 1$ every time golf made a fool out of himself?

id bedonating money to bill gates  and expecting that to be charity because how poor hed be compared to me

nightwolf are you angry at the world cuz you piss ur bed every night? you shouldnt be...everybody with mind of a child does it...it just so happens ur like 10 and you still cry for mommy at night...and next time ur trying to make someone stop making fun of someone dont call them a really gay name...i bet u were thinking about calling blueXx a doodoo head...that just explains how much of a fag/baby you arem, i mean who says "Heh theyll stop making fun of me! Ill just call them a mean name to make them go away like I saw on barney!" oh and i choose the bull cuz im born under the taurus, guess theres no change then...

oh congrats on super-l33t blue

what if Nightwolf had the IQ to actually post something that would challenge us?

I wouldn't care as it has already left.

What if no names were mentioned in the next post?

then it would look like that.

what if we could get those few.. less attracting posts deleted by a mod?

Well then I geuss they would be gone, wouldn't they?

 What if nobody here knows me?

Nothing would happen cuz I don't.

Wat if I made a webcomic?

Well then I gess you would have a comic on the web, huh?

 What if you went fishing and never caught a fish?

Well, I'd be fishing for a long time.

What if I were female?

Then you and I could relate.
 
 What if people weren't so mean at this thread?

Then we would be happier.

What if I could get a girl-friend, and at the same time, not be distracted from my goal of educational achievement.

Then I would say  you can work wounders hun.

 What if  You ate bannas all day every day?

then i would wear a banana suit and call myself banana man and look so very gay -.-

what if you actually had a use for all those maths thingys in real life?

Then I'd start learning maths.

What if The Satan was the ruler of HEAVEN!

Ps. Third post of my dare.

Dunno, What if God was the ruler of hell?

well assuming such a being exist, which of course it doesn't, it would be the ruler of the planet earth and thus is the ruler of hell already.

what if humans were half as smart as they think they are?

Didn't know humans where smart in the first place

What if humans where higher than the 18th on the smartest earth creatures scale?

We'd be |   | that big. Very very small.

 What if JKF never got shot?

The world would be a better place (maybe)!

What if Samuel L. Jackson was white?

he would of taken a carer in art

what if you could connect your brain to your pc vial usb?

It wouldn't bother most people since they are glued to the computer
What if this was the only forum on the web?

Crankeye would be king of the internet.

What if Crankeye shut down this site? ):

Then every one would be missed, and a lot of people would have to find another site to post at.

 What if the Seahawks win?

I don't know nething about sports so I dunno xD

What if Stewy from Family Guy was ur lil Bro?

I wouldn't bother cuz i don't know any Family guy thing cerial.

WHAT IF........ A BIG SEA MONSTER CAM FROM THE WATER AND ATE THE 3rd TOES OF EVERY GUY IN THE WORLD?

Then they all'd be 3rd toeless

WHAT IF A BIG SEA MONSTER CAM FROM THE GROUND AND ATE EVERY DOG?