What if. . .

Then.. omg..
Then pets were like aliens

What if mathematics was your favourite subject at school?

Then i would like it.

What if the indians won the battles with the englishmen in america?

then id be able to add
what if they never discovered potatoes?

then you wouldn't be eating them :|
What if i never stopped posting? :O_o:

Then the irish had to eat dirt

What if i killed ur mom?

then the irish woud starve to death...

What computer never existed?

Then Mr. Potato Head would never of starred in "Toy Story", and it wouldn't be as funny

What if McDonalds was never created :shock:

Then the people of the world who eat there daily would probably not be so big :|

What if every continent got blew up except Australia?

steve erwin would be more famous than tom cruise
what if i was a 70 year old woman with arthiritis an altimerz

Then you would be made fun of by the neighboring children, and constantly breaking your hip

What if George Bush didn't survive the time he choked on the pretzel?

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World Peace!!!

What ifThat band of assholes GreenDay got killed??

my ipod would be empty
what if someone knew i dont have an ipod

Then we would know you don't have one

What if the world was taken over by blood-thirsty, rabie infested, giant, mutated bunny rabbits?

then we would have to grow giant carrots :shock:

what if the world exploded?

Then I`d move to the sun.

Hahahaha, dude, you forgot to make the question, so i

russia, cuba, USA, china, japan, and france would all proceed to nuking brazil

what if spray cheese was never invented?

Then... yay.

What if 8-Bit-Theater never existed?

my life would be meaningless
what if the character sheet wasnt mightier than the sword and red mage never lived?

then I`d be very happy
What if I.. wasn`t?

then you'd be depressed.

What if I died in a flaming arrows insadent with raining giants?

You'd be executed for spelling "incident" wrong.

What if I were actually a guy?

you'd have a deep voice and testosterone glands.


What if a torrential downpour in New Guinea opened up graves and made decomposed skeletons and corpses float downhill, scare the local population, and somehow end up being thrown about in the sky in Hurricane (Insert Name Here) ?

Then planes would fall from the sky.

What if....?

Then that thing you just wrote ( what if...?) would be spam.

What if 5-legged cockroaches became huge and started eating us?