What if. . .

[Nightwolf]

I'd catch him and kick him in the pond.

WHAT IF we were given rocket launchers to BLAST HEADS OF DEAD SALAMANDERS?

[Ramiro]

We would sent the salamander

[TheRotS]

   
wtf..? then.. nothing!

what if schwanzana was the only female name?

[Aus Ace Leader]

alot of people would hate that name, and... Oh hell I dont know!

Whit if there was no atmoshpere?

[dracohaze]

Then we would all have skin cancer and look like Michael Jackson!!! :shock:

What if... every computer came to life and ate the heads of the people using them?!?!?!?!!?!?

[moonslyph]

Then... we would all die.

What if the laws of physics reversed?

[zxm]

Basketball could be played by anyone!

What if we didn't any of these =  

[moonslyph]

I would be very sad.  


What if the world was empty...?

[LinkaN]

then it would be a very boring world.

What if crank changed this forum to a Pokemon-fan forum?

[moonslyph]

I would scream. xD But then again I like pokemon sorta. ^^ just the games anyhow.

Uhm... What if there was no spam!?

[LinkaN]

Then there would not so many posts that there is at crankeye.

What if hitler was alive?

[Aus Ace Leader]

He is in an underground base on a large life suport system

What if I was still alive?

[moonslyph]

But aren't you? *pokes with a stick*

What if the chicken didn't cross the road?!

[dracohaze]

Then... Why did the chicken want to cross the road again?

What if George Bush was elected again due to some strange reason?!?!?!?!

[TheRotS]

Then.. I'd suicide again, uh? Yeah, again!

What if Pizza was made of worms and ants?

[Dwarra?]

id still eat it...
what if i died

[Ramiro]

Then Swords will miss you.

What if I won 1.00000000000000000000 dollars?

[dracohaze]

then I would beat you in the back of the neck with a catfish and steal your money! :twisted:

What if I DID beat Ramiro in the back of the neck with a catfish and steal the money?

[ArkBennett]

Then you would be 1.00000000000000000000 dollars richer and Ramiro would smell like rotten catfish for a week and never get a girlfriend thus making him cry himself asleep at night and eventually lead to sucide.

What if I killed Crankeye?

[dracohaze]

then there will never be any more updates on this forum, and it will eventually die due to nobody paying the bill!!!

What if I killed you? :twisted:

[Dalton]

I don't think the forum is paid for, maybe the domain... not the forum.

Anyway

You referring to who, the answerer or Ark?

if answerer... Then I'd be dead

if Ark... I'd take an axe and chop your head off

What if I had a posts per day less than 5?

[Dwarra?]

it wouldnt matter to me cuz i never even knew your posts per day...
what if nintendo bought microsoft and sony?

[Kune-Tear]

Then there'd probably be no Xbox and then they'd make the PlayCube that'd probably come to life and they'd kill everyone and they'd escape and leave us to die :twisted:   (lol j/k)

What if  Michael Jackson took the world over?(why'd i say that?)

[Ramiro]

Then little kids would be in problem....

What if we actually have the face of smileys like that:                :shock:  :x    :oops:  :cry:  :wink:  :roll:  :twisted:  :evil:  :|  :^^:  :whoa:  :O_o:

[ArchZealot]

Then i wouldnt want to look like the last guy.

What if humans were invunerable to everything but the smell of cat barf?
(Bah, i just wanted to answer the last what if :p)