What if. . .

Then he would be a male ponytail elf/kokiri.

What if music was always on mute? :O_o:

it would be very quiet..

what if ganondorf where a hero?

Then link would be a villain.

What if Zelda were a guy?  :O_o:

Then Shiek would be a girl.

What if ocarina of time could bring you to the stone age?

Then I would never go near it ever again.

What if the moon began to fall and we all had 3 days to team up and stop it?

Then it'd be a majora's mask replay.

What if all the villains from all zelda games became one?

i would play the ocarina of time to gain xtra time

what if you had a stupid hat that picks on your head and give stupid advice?
(or with other words what if you had the minish cap?)

Then I would rip the annoying thing off my head and burn it.

What if the whole majora's mask thing became real?

i would go an collect masks

what if link where a real kokiri?

Then he would never grow to an adult.

What if Fierce Deity Link assassinated the president?

I would run a party (if it was the US-president)
if it was the austrian president, well i couldn't care less..

what if everyone were born old and gets younger until he/she dies as a baby..

then it would be just about the same as the other way, you need some1 to change for you when you are born and when you are old, and somewhere along the lines you get to your body and mind get to their limits and then the fall all the way down...
on the bright side, old people won't need too much space

what if everyone had a chip inside them that makes them work the best they can and enjoy it not being able to choose their work?

that would be fun, cause the chip would make us enjoy it

what if you could only see one color?

Then that...would..suck and stuff..

What if the only thing edible was dog poo?

Ah, crap. Everyone would have a dog. You wouldn't get any on you shoes...

What if everyone had a cat?

Then we would eat cat and dog crap

What if i actually got this FUCKINg spyware off my computer!!!?

Then you wouldn't have it on your computer anymore.

What if I suddenly exploded?

That woulkd suck cause your cool.

What if i got this Spyware off my computer and i can actually not have it Screwed up again? (lose my computer for the 5th time)

Then that would be good because you're cool.  

What i every computer virus on earth was destroyed?

We would be so advenced into the future!

What if games didn't cost so much?

i'd probably stop getting the fake ones and finally get legal software (they are expensive especialy in my country)


What if you found out you could get special powers but for that you had to kill the person you loved the most.

no foolish human will be on the way between me and my supa powers  

what if you could steal as much money as you want from banks without ever being caught?

Then bill gates will have some competition!

What if all the wars ended and every nuclear weapon was unarmed?

Then more wars would start because people are too stupid to find some other way to spend their time and money.

What is people weren't too stupid to find some other way to spend their time and money?

then there would be far too many humans which means more hunger and more poor people (and the rich will get richer)

what if we replaced all the politicians with monkeys?