What if. . .

then the country would be a better place!

what if "what if"? try to answer that one!

Forty-two!!

What if "forty-two" were accepted as the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, even on the SAT's?

Then 42 woud be my favorite #.

What if people checked the dictionary for the meaning of life?

They would find:
life >noun (pl. lives)  1 the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth and functional activity.  2 the existance of an individual human being or animal.  3 a particular type or aspect of people's existance  4 living things and their activtiy  5 a biography  6 vitality, vigory, or energy

What if my fingers fell off before I finished typing this stupid definition?

then we wouldnt know the whole definition...


what if all the rpg maker forums combined to make one super forum?

Then spam would take over the world.

What if all the electricity in the world simultaneously short-circuited and stuff?

then the world would end for sure!

what if i was you and you were me?

Then I'd have a spiffy Kyo avatar and you'd have a spiffy Zelos avatar.  And we'd switch genders, which is kinda neat.  You don't see that every day.

What if you were you and I was I?

then i guess i would me and you would be you....that simple


what if butter tasted like candy

Then I would hate being allergic to butter.

What if everything you don't see every day suddenly happened everyday?

Then all that stuff would kill ME!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH

What if stuff that wasnt real came to be real but it wasnt real?

The it would be the un-REAL

What if I join wrestling and become professional and kick people's chins!              :twisted:  :twisted:

then you will be faking it...

what if money did grow on trees?

I would buy all trees

what if money hadn't been invented?

Then I would try to grow as many money trees as I could in my backyard.

What if eveyone in the world suddenly had a million dollars?

Then i'd  be richer than richie rich or bill gates! I would pluck them like mangoes!
What if I say that my dog's on fire

Then you'd better put him out!

What if my refrigerator suddenly exploded?

no more chocolates, or juice or water.

WHAT IF PIGS RULED THE WORLD?

Then Bacon would be cannibalism.

What if bacon was toxic?

1. we wouldn't eat it.
2. We'ed die if we would.

What if  heaven and hell had war and the earth interfered?

then we could ask them all sorts of happy questions like "who really is running those place" and "do we really go to there when we die, and if so, which one of them decides who goes where?"

but of course seeing as non of it exist, we wouldn't have any war anyways..

what if there was a proof above any shadow of doubt(and not just theories, as good as they are) that a "god" does not exist?

then the world wuold be filled with non-trusting god people and no one would obey laws!

What if the tchnology was still on the little radio???

Then those people who listen to the radio would become einsten.

WHAT IF WE WERE TURNED INTO ANIMAL-EATING- COCKROACHES!

then we couldn't play on the comp anymore.

What if cockroaches were not nearly indestructable?

then they a) would be totally indestructable
or b) they would be easy to destroy

what if a human would die for every animal, bug, fish, etc. killed by human