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What if. . .

Started by Fiestin, August 31, 2005, 05:11:01 AM

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Dragonblade

then you were drunk

what if there were no alcohol or drugs on this world

blueXx

then glue is the stuff for you

what if the wheel was never invented?
holy shit my sig was big!

Fiestin

Then you would be stuck in your drive way with square tires on you car.

what if I asked what a chair would look like if you legs bent the other way?
Smile, god loves you :)

Dragonblade

then I would say that would look funny

what if we all had 8 legs

blueXx

we could kick a lot of asses  :^^:

what if you could only type in the good old 100010010101010011100 way?
holy shit my sig was big!

Dragonblade

01110000111000101011100011001011

what if the computer has never been invented?

mangadude5760

we would be here now, would we?

what if bugs ruled the world?
Go suck a lemon! lol

 

Ramiro

then no one would have a pc and the world would be sad. :cry:

What if Japan exploded?

blueXx

then the none-weaponery technology progress would slow down a lot Xx

what if no one ever tried to change the way the cloths look?
holy shit my sig was big!

Ramiro

then there would be no more fashion in the world!!!!!!! YES, FINALLY!!!!!

What if Friends(Tv serie from warner) was never created?

blueXx

then they wouldn't show reruns for bloody 10 years...

what if all the girls looked like those freakish blonde girls from those old 1950s movies?
holy shit my sig was big!

Dragonblade

well um.. i think i wouldn't like black/white girls...

what if sun were green?

blueXx

then fire will be green which means green will be evil and red will be a good thing

what if you forgot who you are and had no one to remind you?
holy shit my sig was big!

Dragonblade

than i would be like jackie chan in "who am i"

what if you lived in the stoneage?

blueXx

hmm cavegirl! blue wants! blue takes!

what if you lived in the dark ages and ppl thought you are a witch?
holy shit my sig was big!

Dragonblade

i would put a course on them all :twisted:

what if you lived in future and everyone would think you were an stupid idiot cause you only have nowadays knowledge?

blueXx

i'd become a history teacher and ppl will go "oh wow..."

what if you ate something weird and had to spend the rest of your life as a human size snail?
holy shit my sig was big!

Dragonblade

i would be really slow and slimey..

what if you ate some weird mushroom and turned into a moogle?

blueXx

i'd waste the rest of my life trying to sell stuff for virtually useless other stuff in some sort of a game i am never even taking any kind of active part in

what if you could feel the pain every time the char you play in any game takes a hit (yeah include fps, racings, rpgs, all of it)?
holy shit my sig was big!

Master_of_Time

Then playing resident evil 4 on professional mode would really hurt.

What if donuts made you smarter, and not fatter?
DEATH: Master of Time, your life is at it's end! Mwahahahaha!
MOT: Whatever, dude *throws crumpled piece of paper at Death and runs away*
DEATH:....?

blueXx

then fat cops won't like them

what if you lived in a rpg and there were monsters everywhere but you couldn't come back to life after death and there was no saving option?
holy shit my sig was big!

Dragonblade

I would level myself until no one could kill me

what if you could feel the pain of every enemy you hurt in a game?

Master_of_Time

Then playing Resident Evil 4 would really hurt.

What if the President decided to push the red button and destroy the whole world?
DEATH: Master of Time, your life is at it's end! Mwahahahaha!
MOT: Whatever, dude *throws crumpled piece of paper at Death and runs away*
DEATH:....?

blueXx

impossible, he isn't smart enough to push anything...

what if you were french?
holy shit my sig was big!

Master_of_Time

Who says I'm not? JK I'm not

What if I was French?
DEATH: Master of Time, your life is at it's end! Mwahahahaha!
MOT: Whatever, dude *throws crumpled piece of paper at Death and runs away*
DEATH:....?