What if. . .

then you were drunk

what if there were no alcohol or drugs on this world

then glue is the stuff for you

what if the wheel was never invented?

Then you would be stuck in your drive way with square tires on you car.

 what if I asked what a chair would look like if you legs bent the other way?

then I would say that would look funny

what if we all had 8 legs

we could kick a lot of asses  :^^:

what if you could only type in the good old 100010010101010011100 way?

01110000111000101011100011001011

what if the computer has never been invented?

we would be here now, would we?

what if bugs ruled the world?

then no one would have a pc and the world would be sad. :cry:

What if Japan exploded?

then the none-weaponery technology progress would slow down a lot Xx

what if no one ever tried to change the way the cloths look?

then there would be no more fashion in the world!!!!!!! YES, FINALLY!!!!!

What if Friends(Tv serie from warner) was never created?

then they wouldn't show reruns for bloody 10 years...

what if all the girls looked like those freakish blonde girls from those old 1950s movies?

well um.. i think i wouldn't like black/white girls...

what if sun were green?

then fire will be green which means green will be evil and red will be a good thing

what if you forgot who you are and had no one to remind you?

than i would be like jackie chan in "who am i"

what if you lived in the stoneage?

hmm cavegirl! blue wants! blue takes!

what if you lived in the dark ages and ppl thought you are a witch?

i would put a course on them all :twisted:

what if you lived in future and everyone would think you were an stupid idiot cause you only have nowadays knowledge?

i'd become a history teacher and ppl will go "oh wow..."

what if you ate something weird and had to spend the rest of your life as a human size snail?

i would be really slow and slimey..

what if you ate some weird mushroom and turned into a moogle?

i'd waste the rest of my life trying to sell stuff for virtually useless other stuff in some sort of a game i am never even taking any kind of active part in

what if you could feel the pain every time the char you play in any game takes a hit (yeah include fps, racings, rpgs, all of it)?

Then playing resident evil 4 on professional mode would really hurt.

What if donuts made you smarter, and not fatter?

then fat cops won't like them

what if you lived in a rpg and there were monsters everywhere but you couldn't come back to life after death and there was no saving option?

I would level myself until no one could kill me

what if you could feel the pain of every enemy you hurt in a game?

Then playing Resident Evil 4 would really hurt.

What if the President decided to push the red button and destroy the whole world?

impossible, he isn't smart enough to push anything...

what if you were french?

Who says I'm not? JK I'm not

What if I was French?