Humm... Then Bruce Willis and some Oil rig dudes would get in a space ship fly up to it, drill it and blow it to bits... DUH !!! LOL
(No Seriously good question)....
I think I would 1st Shite my-self... 2nd Steal a Top of the range sports car... 3rdly try every drug going (not all at once)... 4thly Tell every Female I love em and sleep with as many as I can... Then I think I would die, from the earth blowing up !!!!
What if we all had Giant ears like elephants...?
Imagine the ear muffs... LOL