What if. . .

It probably wouldn't look as bad as giant mouths.



What if he wanted to kiss you

(Apparently I was not the only one who watched Armaggedon the otehr day, lol)

I would run as far and as fast I can away from him!!!!

What if he wanted to eat you?

I'd whip out a shot gun and gun old mega mouth down.

What if Jesus was a typo and he was really named Jebus?

than he would be the gee bus

what if i was a mega 1337 spammer

Then all of the interweb would bow before your mighty power.

What if I bought the real Mjolnir at a yard sale?

If that is the armor from Halo, then I would have to call you Uber Chief! =P
What if I was stronger then Master Chief, even with his all his super steroids enhancers?

Then sephiroth will still kick your ass

What if I exploded AGAIN?!?

There he goes again... blowing up again?!

What if we were gaints compaired to aliens.

Then they probably wouldn't be able to take over earth.

What if Earth exploded?!?

Then we'll all be pretty screwed.

What if hover cars were to be invented in a day?

Then I wouldn't want one due to the chance of rushed manufacture... they might explode! =P

What if Infants flew airplanes better then any adult did?

than id hit a plain with a car

what if i was 4000 years old and lived

You'd be sitting on a chair..searching for ur false teeth set...

What if...Dwarra turned bad in mapping..somehow?

Seriously, I wouldn't care :^^:

What if you lost all your teeth?

At least this horrible toothache would be gone!  :O_o:
What if caffeine was good for you?

holy crap...it already is for me

what if this forum was deleted

then we would have nothing to do. =P
What if the internet suddenly was deleted?

The world would end.

What if Ciggerettes were good for you?

Smoking WOULD be cool...
What if I was a zombie that ate people's brains through the modem? (don't ask how...)

I would shut off my modem and prey for mercy the aliens monster dont come after me... :twisted:

What if I went up to the pope and said.."GOD ISN'T REAL!"

well he is reall and he would slap you in the face  making you not crazy anymore

what the pope was the president of the usa

We'd all be Catholic....  :evil:
What if there were no evil sects and religions, only Christianity?

that's fine with me...the world would be safer....heheeh im from indiana too lol

what if there were no such thing called noobs

There would be no such thing as gods!

what if i gave a s***?

then you wouldnt care if i did this would ya *punches arm 5 times*

What if men had 5 heads