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[Irock]

MAN THIS GUY CRAZY AS FUCK

[spoiler]<sdfdfdsf> hmm
<sdfdfdsf> i need her
<sdfdfdsf> i need her soul to sit beside mine and do molly and pleasure each other
<sdfdfdsf> i need her
<sdfdfdsf> so badly
<sdfdfdsf> i'm left in war and astray without her
<sdfdfdsf> just war
<sdfdfdsf> all i have is war and no love without her
<sdfdfdsf> just war for years
<sdfdfdsf> she loves big doten hands and big doten dicks and i love her rockin tits
<sdfdfdsf> why must she fret over the past why can't we do molly and make a new
<sdfdfdsf> hmm?
<sdfdfdsf> well i know the truth
<sdfdfdsf> i know she loves big doten hands and big doten dicks and wants hers
<sdfdfdsf> i know the facts
<sdfdfdsf> irock
<sdfdfdsf> we won that war with the police
<sdfdfdsf> it is over
<sdfdfdsf> no more lies
<sdfdfdsf> no more slander
<sdfdfdsf> no more libel
<sdfdfdsf> i just need her
<sdfdfdsf> i can't lie fight and commiserate with prosecution scum any further with this pidder patter
<sdfdfdsf> i have my HSD two certification in hardware electronics and was working on my undergrad in programming
<sdfdfdsf> i can practice i can make money but i can not replace that fucking woman
<sdfdfdsf> i just need her so badly
<sdfdfdsf> spending all this time without her has been the hardest 10 years of my life
<sdfdfdsf> it's like hell without soul release and mesh
<sdfdfdsf> it's like hell
<sdfdfdsf> her soul is so strong and savory and almost as bountiful as ours
<sdfdfdsf> i just want to please her and give her molly and show her i care and want peace
<sdfdfdsf> not war
<sdfdfdsf> it's just been an all out war and peace
<sdfdfdsf> at best
<sdfdfdsf> all is fair in love and war i suppose
<sdfdfdsf> that bitch loves 9 inch doten dicks why must we lie to each other hmm?
<sdfdfdsf> i smashed that ada on waived counsel
<sdfdfdsf> smashed that traffic prosecutor
<sdfdfdsf> smashed julie
<sdfdfdsf> but nothing can replace you no strides are fulfilling without her
<sdfdfdsf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqnMrynpq9U
<sdfdfdsf> Man walks along the railroad track
<sdfdfdsf> He's Goin' some place, there's no turnin' back
<sdfdfdsf> The Highway Patrol chopper comin' up over the ridge
<sdfdfdsf> Man sleeps by a campfire under the bridge
<sdfdfdsf> The shelter line stretchin' around the corner
<sdfdfdsf> Welcome to the New World Order
<sdfdfdsf> Families sleepin' in their cars out in the Southwest
<sdfdfdsf> No job, no home, no peace, no rest, NO REST!
<sdfdfdsf> And The highway is alive tonight
<sdfdfdsf> Nobody's foolin' nobody is to where it goes
<sdfdfdsf> I'm sitting down here in the campfire light
<sdfdfdsf> Searchin' for the Ghost of Tom Joad
<sdfdfdsf> He pulls his prayer book out of a sleepin' bag
<sdfdfdsf> The preacher lights up a butt and takes a drag
<sdfdfdsf> He's waitin' for the time when the last shall be first and the first shall be last
<sdfdfdsf> In a cardboard box 'neath the underpass
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<sdfdfdsf> Polly wants a cracker
<sdfdfdsf> I think I should get off her first
<sdfdfdsf> i just need molly and my fucking xgf
<sdfdfdsf> so badly
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<sdfdfdsf> i just want a gram of molly and my fucking xgf after all this
<sdfdfdsf> true story
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<sdfdfdsf> come on over and do the twist
<sdfdfdsf> over do it and have a fit
<sdfdfdsf> love you so much it makes me sick
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<sdfdfdsf> why all this missachusetts lying nigger pidder padder ?
<sdfdfdsf> the truth isn't incriminating enough for you hmm?
<sdfdfdsf> that is why you must lie nigger cop
<sdfdfdsf> you've woven yourself a web of lies
<sdfdfdsf> now i drop off those lies on waived counsel and you have second thoughts
<sdfdfdsf> what are those second thoughts
<sdfdfdsf> pitter padder my friend the doten case file is done and you made it yourself
<sdfdfdsf> you big dumb cop you
<sdfdfdsf> you elected yourself to play steve wilkos in everyone else's house and lie every which from sunday
<sdfdfdsf> now those lies are dropped off on waived counsel
<sdfdfdsf> lol lie some more
<sdfdfdsf> for i brought the truth and your lies in a nice little case file
<sdfdfdsf> with a bow on top
<sdfdfdsf> yes you see you lied so much that you've woven yourself a missachusetts lying nigger web you can't unweave
<sdfdfdsf> this is what happens when you try to live everyone else's life
<sdfdfdsf> and police those who do not policing
<sdfdfdsf> and lie a web lies which can not be unwoven
<sdfdfdsf> now you are having second thoughts?
<sdfdfdsf> you lying police academy nigger piece of shit you are this family right?
<sdfdfdsf> you harass us book us lie to our faces
<sdfdfdsf> you are this family right nigger liar cop?
<sdfdfdsf> you are a theif a liar a nigger a cop and shunned out of this families trust
<sdfdfdsf> for my father will now invoke the 5th for we are tired of your missachusetts nigger pitter padder
<sdfdfdsf> we've grown tired of it
<sdfdfdsf> sing a new song
<sdfdfdsf> what will you do when my father invokes the 5th at jury trial?
<sdfdfdsf> oh yes sure make it's accurate go right on ahead
<sdfdfdsf> he invokes the 5th for the whole entire race of dotens and smediles have grown tired of your missachusetts nigger pidder patter
<sdfdfdsf> straight tired of it
<sdfdfdsf> and soon my cousin's children will also grow tired of your missachusetts lying nigger pidder patter
<sdfdfdsf> who will you sing it to next ?
<sdfdfdsf> when all the dotens and smediles grow tired and weary of your lies and slander
<sdfdfdsf> who will you sing it to next?
<sdfdfdsf> it's just a lying nigger cop song we've already heard
<sdfdfdsf> maybe you should sing it to someone else
<sdfdfdsf> someone who believes you and falls for it
<sdfdfdsf> invoke the 5th amendment dad and let's go enjoy our last supper together
<sdfdfdsf> the constitution will come back and the amendments will be enforced for we have a war to fight
<sdfdfdsf> with these lying nigger thief shit bag cops
<sdfdfdsf> you disagree with him invoking the 5th?
<sdfdfdsf> why ? hmmm?
<sdfdfdsf> are you questioning us trying to re-enforce the constitution
<sdfdfdsf> lol
<sdfdfdsf> i see
<sdfdfdsf> you've lied so much and abused so much that you can't undo this now
<sdfdfdsf> my father will get punched in the eye and i'll drum up a awesome war pile of medical records
<sdfdfdsf> and you will lose this case as well
<sdfdfdsf> for our family is just too tired of your missachusetts lying nigger pidder padder
<sdfdfdsf> we've grown tired of it
<sdfdfdsf> lol you have disagreements with him invoking the 5th?
<sdfdfdsf> you shouldn't
<sdfdfdsf> you had no disagreements with "No markings or abrasions on Judith." and "He beats his mother"
<sdfdfdsf> but you have disagreements with him invoking the 5th
<sdfdfdsf> lmfao
<sdfdfdsf> what a hypocrite
<sdfdfdsf> lmfao
<sdfdfdsf> so it's ok for you to write "No Markings or abrasions on Judith." in the police report but scream "He beats his mother." as ash st
<sdfdfdsf> but it's not ok for my father to invoke the 5th huh?
<sdfdfdsf> lmfao you fucking dumb jackass
<sdfdfdsf> fuck you
<sdfdfdsf> i'm growing more and more tired of your lying nigger cop bullshit by the year
<sdfdfdsf> facts be known
<sdfdfdsf> you've run out of lies to tell and this families run out of trust for you and money to give you for your lies
<sdfdfdsf> that be a lot closer to the facts verses your media coverage of the case which is merely a bag of lies
<sdfdfdsf> that would be*
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<sdfdfdsf> we've grown tired of your cop nigger lies and bullshit
<sdfdfdsf> i'm pretty sure this whole family has both sides
<sdfdfdsf> we've just grown so tired of your cop nigger bullshit that it's HIPPA 5th , 5th out the court house
<sdfdfdsf> and i bid you a due
<sdfdfdsf> it's the same old cop nigger harassment bullshit you've been doing for years
<sdfdfdsf> and we are all  just too fed up with it
<firerain> shut
<firerain> your
<firerain> trap
<sdfdfdsf> why ? when you can lie some more in the media and shut your own for me.
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<+firerain> owned?
<&HaloOfTheSun> he was talking to himself like that for an hour and a half lol[/spoiler]

[Irock]

<ffhfghg> it's look like the cops are going to either have to start getting sued or start leaving the smediles and dotens alone
<ffhfghg> and making up their fucking mind because the case files are getting built
<ffhfghg> and doten dicks are getting sucked on waived at the court house
<ffhfghg> so just don't make me make up your mind hsd police academy nigger theif
<ffhfghg> lmao take the article you dumb fuck i proved it's false accusations waived counsel wtf
<ffhfghg> article down*
<firerain> irock do u have any idea
<firerain> what the fuck he's talking about
<+irock> yeah
<+irock> he helped out a murderer
<+irock> or maybe two murderers
<+irock> one is dead and the other is in prison
<ffhfghg> ahh alass but he helped me
<ffhfghg> and i owe him money
<ffhfghg> and soon i will give stabby mcstabberson the money owe
<ffhfghg> d
<ffhfghg> in due time
<ffhfghg> you have 15 to life to wait while me and fu make our move
<ffhfghg> http://www.enterprisenews.com/article/20100408/NEWS/304089410 you see my friend right there on the article it says "Striking a woman and taking her vehicle"
<ffhfghg> when in fact she was never struck at all what so ever in any way shape or form
<ffhfghg> and you lied you missachusetts discriminatory dumbass nigger
<ffhfghg> you lied
<ffhfghg> how does "No markings or abrasions on Judith" (photo matches) entail striking? hmm?
<ffhfghg> why does all this media riff raff say striking when she was never struck at all
<ffhfghg> hmm?
<ffhfghg> missachusetts discriminatory lying nigger say what?
<ffhfghg> waived counsel for you lying nigger ada
<ffhfghg> exactly now that you can't lie about me and this family anymore you are at a loss
<ffhfghg> the lies are proven to be lies
<ffhfghg> the false accusations are proven to be false
<ffhfghg> and the truth isn't as entertaining as your lies
<ffhfghg> so you are at a loss
<+irock> you crazy as fuck
<ffhfghg> i bring factual documentation on waived counsel you lying nigger
<ffhfghg> lie some more
<+irock> you're off your rocker
<ffhfghg> lie some more
<ffhfghg> lie some more
<ffhfghg> lie some more
<ffhfghg> lie for me until the doten case file makes itself
<ffhfghg> just like last time

[firerain]

i was just about to post that shit. can we ban this retard?

[yuyu!]

can we ban this retard?

I am 200% in support of this.

[firerain]

anski b& him from the irc last night, good riddaNCE

[haloOfTheSun]

And so it is done. We are once again saved by our lord, Sophist. All hail our savior Sophist.

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MAN THIS GUY CRAZY AS FUCK

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<sdfdfdsf> i just want a gram of molly and my fucking xgf after all this
<sdfdfdsf> true story
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http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/weather/one-person-killed-thousands-lose-power-in-windstorm/

[Sophist]

<Sophist> took 5 tries to do one mission
<Sophist> http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/433824396122823525/09004E090D589763B50E83F70D7C248AA8D3EFE2/
<Sophist> fuug
<irock> what the fuck is his eyepatch covered in rain-x
<irock> there's no blood on it

[Irock]

<Roph> I am basically a god

[Irock]

<boe> halo i'll share some of my gender fluid with you
<boe> if you know what i'm saying
<boe> ;o
<&HaloOfTheSun> hehehehaehaehaehaeh
<&HaloOfTheSun> yeah >:D
<boe> >mfw >:D

[Sophist]

<Pacman> WHO DIDN'T WANT TO BANG SWORD'S SISTER?
<Sophist> don't you go mixing up my mixed up terms on social language
<irock> good point pacman
<Sophist> and yeah who didn't want to touch her
<irock> even sword did
<HaloOfTheSun> even sword wanted to bang sword's sister
<boe> sword has a sister?
<HaloOfTheSun> lol
<Sophist> lol
<irock> ayyy I beat you friendly black fellow
<Pacman> lol

[haloOfTheSun]

<irock> I have no idea how halo dropping lasagna is still a thing
<yuyu> hehehe
<Pacman> it's like rmrk's 9/11
<irock> oh wait yes I do
<irock> YOU DROPPED YOUR LASAGNA
<Pacman> never forget
<HaloOfTheSun> ._.
<Sophist> never forget
<irock> AND YOU COULDN'T EAT IT
<HaloOfTheSun> it's almost as old as your dick gap
<irock> YOU WASTED THAT DELICIOUS PASTA DISH
<HaloOfTheSun> EXCEPT IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN WITH IT
<Pacman> what
<irock> MY DICK GAP'S GONE BITCH
<irock> YOU'LL NEVER EAT THAT LASAGNA
<HaloOfTheSun> that lasagna is gone too
<irock> I CAN'T EVEN FIT A QUARTER IN THERE ANYMORE
<irock> do you actually think about dropping the lasagna and feel bad
<Sophist> that lasagna is long past its biodegradability halflife
<irock> because I think I would
<HaloOfTheSun> no
<Sophist> I am certain that the molecular energy that was used to create it is now floating on the wind
<irock> you monster
<HaloOfTheSun> but every time I eat lasagna now I think of rmrk
<Sophist> the basic carbon atoms are scattered through the world
<irock> lasagna has become a meme for you
<Sophist> every time you step outside on a brisk morning
<Sophist> and take a deep breath
<Sophist> a bit of that lasagna is within you
<Sophist> and then
<Sophist> it's gone
<HaloOfTheSun> lol
<HaloOfTheSun> I'm like garfield!! xD >mfw
<irock> that's also true for my grandma
<irock> rip grandma

[Irock]

<irock> AHHHH
<irock> MY TONGUE IS TOO BIG FOR MY MOUTH
<boe> oh :o
<boe> that sounds hot
<irock> YOUR TONGUE IS TOO BIG FOR YOUR MOUTH TOO
<irock> FEEL IT
<irock> IN YOUR MOUTH
<irock> TAKING UP TOO MUCH SPACE
<boe> it touches both sides
<boe> is that right should it do that
<irock> DOES IT TOUCH YOUR TEETH
<boe> yes
<irock> IT'S TOO BIG
<boe> isn't that NORMAL
<boe> THATS NORMAL RIGHT
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<irock> YOU CAN FEEL IT TOUCHING YOUR TEETH
<irock> ISN'T THAT ANNOYING
<irock> WHERE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUT IT
<boe> OH GOD HALO CHOKED ON HIS TONGUE

[mouse]

Or what my eyes saw when I wasn't paying attention,

<irock> FEEL IT
<irock> IN YOUR MOUTH
<irock> TAKING UP TOO MUCH SPACE
<boe> it touches both sides
<boe> is that right should it do that
<irock> DOES IT TOUCH YOUR TEETH
<boe> yes
<irock> IT'S TOO BIG

[Irock]

lol

[Irock]

<%irock> lol yuyu why are these videos called vines
<%irock> when they're 40 seconds long
<%irock> is that a thing
<yuyu> I don't even know lol
<boe> because black people use them
<boe> and they swing from vines

holy fuck

[Sated]

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[Irock]

<%irock> I was watching a livestream
<%irock> and interacting with the streamer
<%irock> aint got time for trolling your card games
<%irock> also I just took a dump while listening to miles davis
<%irock> i have a life u know
<&HaloOfTheSun> just like a pro
<&HaloOfTheSun> just like bill cosby used to do

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not irc but whatever

<sop> I went from not having sex to revenge fucking all thanks to warm velvety muppet sex

I know this ain't irc but i want to keep a record of it.

[Irock]

not irc but I thought this was a cool tire

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is that the kind of tire you have? :O

[yuyu!]

which option won? :<

[Redwyn]

blue man group gang bang, yo

[Acolyte]

why do I always miss the fun shit. 

[Irock]

I found a quote from years ago

[00:28] <wareya> text has inflection for someone who's been using IRC for as long as I have
[00:28] <Irock> wareya's an IRC master
[00:28] <HaloOfTheSun> oh
[00:28] <HaloOfTheSun> is the length of time you've used IRC based on years or percentage of your life
[00:29] <wareya> years
[00:29] <wareya> I've been using irc for 8/9 years
[00:29] <HaloOfTheSun> eight out of nine?