IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[Roph]

Here, we paste particularly noteworthy, amusing, or strange lines from the chatroom (#crankeye on irc.rmrk.net | http://rmrk.net/?action=chat ).


(06:44:34) Nightwolf: Fuck off ash i work for your mom nopw

[Nightwolf]

i remember this
I said GO MR MIME
fuck off ash i work for your mom now...haha
irc times is fun =)

(12:17:05) Zypher: I did all of the penis in your mother
(12:17:34) Zypher: I will continue to make penis in mother jokes because I'm bored.

(12:16:33) Nightwolf: POTTBOTT YOUR HOMO

(12:16:27) PottBott: want me to say a story, Zypher?

i laughed somewhat at this.

[Anne-Blanche Renault]

(15:23:17) <+secret7> am i right, silverline?
(15:23:19) <+Zypher> Please tell me what you said.
(15:23:27) <+secret7> holk is your former casual partner, am i right?
(15:23:35) <+secret7> i heard from him you like it rough and fresh
(15:23:41) <&Silverline> loool

that is the truth!!really!!

[Malson]

<Zypher> The queer does not try to tag the other players; instead, he tries to avoid being tagged, or, more often, tackled (knocked down to the ground) or attacked with a toy weapon.



<GilgameshRO> is your sister hot?
<Zypher> She's 13.
<GilgameshRO> i don't see your point



<Silverline> your hair screams "touch me"
<Zypher> and my face screams "STOP TOUCHING ME YOU FUCKING QUEER"

[Roph]

(14:55:19) Zypher: silver suck me off
(14:55:20) Zypher: er
(14:55:22) Zypher: i mean
(14:55:24) Zypher: uh
(14:55:27) Zypher: ...

[Malson]

<Zypher> I can finger you, but there's nothing about a trout.

[haloOfTheSun]

This is a long one >_<

<GilgameshRO> who stole my name
<HaloOfTheSun> lol
<arrowone> Gilga did it.
<GilgameshR0> seriously
<GilgameshRO> i hate you
<GilgameshR0> fess up
<arrowone> I dont know.
<HaloOfTheSun> it could be a trick...
<HaloOfTheSun> It might not be the real gilga talking
<GilgameshRO> i swear i registered and set insta kill to GilgameshR0
<arrowone> OMG MIRROR MIRROR
<GilgameshR0> who the fuck is it
<Holk> shoot the fake one!!
<GilgameshR0> this isnt funny
<arrowone> DO IT DOIT DOIT
<HaloOfTheSun> it's the one on the right
<HaloOfTheSun> kill him!
<Holk> ask him something only the real one could know
<HaloOfTheSun> What does my left nipple look like?
<arrowone> When I say sexy you say
<GilgameshR0> im not playing these stupid games
<Yossy> Orange.
<Holk> thats a trick question
<GilgameshR0> who took my name
<HaloOfTheSun> DON'T TELL HIM YOSSY
<Holk> you have two left nipples
<Yossy> XD
<HaloOfTheSun> ROFL
<arrowone> I seriously dont know gilga
<GilgameshR0> of course not
<GilgameshR0> i bet it was you
<Yossy> It could be a ghost of you, Gilga.
<HaloOfTheSun> did you die recently?
<GilgameshR0> you're certainly immature enough, arrow
<HaloOfTheSun> that might be it
<Yossy> XD
<arrowone> I douldn't know how...
<HaloOfTheSun> internets ghosts

[Malson]

Haha, the funny thing is that you can tell the difference now between Gilgameshes.

[haloOfTheSun]

lol I didn't notice that. 

[:)]

<arrow>           < Seven and a quarter and BOASTFUL
<HaloOfTheSun>     mine is honestly 7 and a half
<nouman>          lol lawl omfg omg WOWZERS 
<nouman>          wow..
<nouman>          you guys mesure
<arrow>           I am beaten...
<arrow>           Of course.
<arrow>           Dont you?
<nouman>          I can't find a yard stick anywhere so no
<arrow>            ROFL
<HaloOfTheSun>      lol

[haloOfTheSun]

I hate this game, but this was pretty funny.

<PottBott>  Unscramble these letters: ABeeImoooPssttttw 
<Zypher> uhhhhhhhh
<Zypher> PoopingInBestAwe
<PottBott>  Hint 1: *************s***   
<HaloOfTheSun> Weeblemoonpssstv
<Zypher> hahaha
<PottBott>  Hint 2: ********I********   
<Holk> Im A Boostet Powets
<Zypher> PenisInBoomAnus
<PottBott>  Hint 3: **t**************   
<Zypher> eff this word
<arrow> Potooombeeist
<PottBott>  Time up! Correct word was: PottBottIsAwesome 
<Holk> LOL
<HaloOfTheSun> lol
<Zypher> HAhahaha.
<arrow> ROFL
<The_Darklord> lmao
<arrow> unanimous lol, heh.
<Zypher> SPACES friendly black fellow

[Roph]

(21:37:48) PottBott:  Unscramble these letters: egginrs
(21:37:52) Zypher: HOW IS THAT ELEVEN
(21:37:54) Zypher: gingers
(21:38:05) Zypher: niggers
(21:38:06) HaloOfTheSun: niggers
(21:38:06) PottBott:  Zypher from #crankeye got the right word niggers and got 8 points.
(21:38:07) HaloOfTheSun: lol
(21:38:17) HaloOfTheSun: >_>
(21:38:25) PottBott:  Unscramble these letters: egginrs
(21:38:27) HaloOfTheSun: <_<
(21:38:30) HaloOfTheSun: NIGGERS
(21:38:30) PottBott:  HaloOfTheSun from #crankeye got the right word niggers and got 8 points.

[haloOfTheSun]

<Guest18251> http://xdb.xanga.com/10bd401601d3794488877/z66004907.bmp
<Guest18251> hey holkeye
<Guest18251> look its you holkeye
<Guest18251> haha
<Guest18251> oh wait
<Holk> haha, i know
*** Guest18251 is now known as hff
<hff> its you holkeye
<hff> look
<hff> http://xdb.xanga.com/10bd401601d3794488877/z66004907.bmp
<SIlverline> .bmp
<SIlverline> fail
<Yossy> Hahaha.
<hff> sorry if your shitty computer cant open such big files
<Yossy> HEY.
<HaloOfTheSun> lmao

[Moss.]

The first quote in this thread is the best. The rest aren't really quotes, they're just chatlogs.

[Malson]

Actually I was posting quotes pretty consistently but okay.

[Moss.]

Actually I was posting quotes pretty consistently but okay.

Go cry about it.

[Arrow]

[haloOfTheSun]

<arrow> Kefka's a girl?
<Holk-sleep> lol, night
<Kefka> Who said I was anything? O.o
<arrow> I misread the messages...>_<
<Holk-sleep> Kefka is mystery meat
<arrow> Actually...I do remember someone saying that you were...

[Arrow]

<HaloOfTheSun> !
<Ihasadonut> Hi halo
<SilverOrchestra> http://slyph.org/temp/8.ogg
<HaloOfTheSun> I want a doughnut...
<Ihasadonut> *goes there*
<Ihasadonut> So dd I
<Ihasadonut> *did
<SilverOrchestra> LOL
<Ihasadonut> But I actually got one, you see.
<Ihasadonut> It's the little differences that make life grand.
<HaloOfTheSun> I live
<HaloOfTheSun> next to a doughnut shop
<HaloOfTheSun> I just have to go outside
<HaloOfTheSun> and get one
<HaloOfTheSun> ~
<Ihasadonut> lazy?

[haloOfTheSun]

(16:16:24) Ihasadonut: I'll sound like comic book guy.
(16:16:29) SilverOrchestra: I've always put on a higher voice for so long that I always do it now without thinking about it
(16:16:29) HaloOfTheNaked: rofl
(16:16:36) HaloOfTheNaked: same here
(16:16:38) Ihasadonut is now known as arrow
(16:16:45) HaloOfTheNaked: my real voice is actually much lower
(16:16:46) HaloOfTheNaked: weird
(16:16:50) SilverOrchestra: helped by the fact I always wear a testicle clip

[Lominisio]

This one's kinda long... But rather interesting... I edited out the stuff that wasn't part of the conversation. 

<Yossy> Hey guys, quick question:
<Yossy> What's the easiest way to murder someone?
<HaloOfTheSun> with a pointy stick
<arrow> Mercury.
<GilgameshRO> with a big knife
<Lominisio> Poison
<HaloOfTheSun> covered with mayonaise
<GilgameshRO> thats two vote poison
<Yossy> Wow, you actually answered xD
<arrow> lol
<Yossy> You guys are losers.
<Lominisio> We all have experience.
<GilgameshRO> you expected us not to answer?
<HaloOfTheSun> then you have to shove dirty socks down their throat
<arrow> full of rats
<Yossy> Haha.
<arrow> OH, if you want to be absolutely BRUTAL...
<Yossy> I wouldn't mind doin that.
<arrow> try this...
<arrow> Take a big can
<arrow> a tin one
<arrow> and a rat
<arrow> and some rope
<arrow> and a table
<arrow> tie them to the table
<arrow> oh you'll need a lighter too
<arrow> once they are bound
<arrow> stick the rat in the can
* Yossy is listening intently.
<arrow> can goes face down on the stomach
<arrow> heat the can
<arrow> RAT
<arrow> GOES
<arrow> CRAZY
<arrow> eats through stomach to escape heat
<arrow>
<Yossy> I'm making notes of all of this, I hope you know.
<arrow> k
<arrow> I have more.
<HaloOfTheSun> >_>
<Yossy> Great.
<GilgameshRO> i still think the best way to kill someone is to cut them a new smile with a big knife
<HaloOfTheSun> if you slit
<HaloOfTheSun> the sides of someone's mouth
<HaloOfTheSun> and hold them under water
<Silverline> halo =o
<HaloOfTheSun> when you let them come up for air
<HaloOfTheSun> their face will rip in half
<arrow> OWCH.
<Silverline> thats pretty gross
<Lominisio> Ouch. >.<
<arrow> Didn't know that one.
<HaloOfTheSun> lol

[GilgameshRO]

[21:10] *** Guest13148 is now known as Nouman6.
[21:11] Nouman6:  /msg NickServ IDENTIFY BlackSabbath
[21:11] Nouman6: I'm gona kill someone
[21:13] GilgameshRO: way to go
[21:13] Nouman6: I kno
[21:13] Nouman6: I pulled a smooth one
[21:13] Nouman6: how do I change my pass
[21:13] HaloOfTheSun: register again
[21:13] Nouman6: *maybe no one saw*
[21:13] HaloOfTheSun: I think
[21:13] GilgameshRO: =/ns help
[21:14] *** Nouman6 has signed off IRC (NickServ (GHOST command used by GilgameshRO)).





[13:43] TheBrokenSheath: <PottBott>  Unscramble these letters: aagjn
<Zypher> kk
<Zypher> ganja
<HaloOfTheSun> lol
<Zypher> ganja you niggers
<PottBott>  Hint 1: ****a   
<HaloOfTheSun> friendly black fellow
<Zypher> GANJA
<Zypher> GANJA
<Zypher> GANJA
<PottBott>  Hint 2: **n**   
[13:44] TheBrokenSheath: Unmute me.
[13:44] GilgameshRO: lmfao

[Arrow]

[:)]

[21:10] *** Guest13148 is now known as Nouman6.
[21:11] Nouman6:  /msg NickServ IDENTIFY BlackSabbath
[21:11] Nouman6: I'm gona kill someone
[21:13] GilgameshRO: way to go
[21:13] Nouman6: I kno
[21:13] Nouman6: I pulled a smooth one
[21:13] Nouman6: how do I change my pass
[21:13] HaloOfTheSun: register again
[21:13] Nouman6: *maybe no one saw*
[21:13] HaloOfTheSun: I think
[21:13] GilgameshRO: =/ns help
[21:14] *** Nouman6 has signed off IRC (NickServ (GHOST command used by GilgameshRO)).

NOW EVERYONE SHALL NO!!!!!!!!

[haloOfTheSun]

(20:18:51) Silversleep: going to bed
(20:18:52) Nouman: I waht +$
(20:18:55) Silversleep: you coming kefka ~
(20:19:00) Nouman: lool
(20:19:12) Kefka: No
(20:19:13) Kefka: Already there
(20:19:16) Silversleep: :O