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o no

boa dieds

At least the assailant was courteous enough to log him out of IRC before murdering him.

Has anyone heard anything since? I'm concerned.

I got a ransom email today. It said "Give me your money boe is ded lol"

I'm starting to get worried

[20:04:07] <Acolyte> pizza guy goes in baby comes out you can't explain that
[20:04:09] <irock> which I would agree with

[20:04:51] <irock> and in porn
[20:04:57] <irock> the story is integrated into the gameplay well
[20:04:59] <irock> like
[20:05:02] <irock> for example
[20:05:07] <irock> rape porn isn't rape porn without the story
[20:05:09] <irock> I mean
[20:05:12] <irock> struggle fucking
[20:05:13] <irock> rape is illegal

<irock> I turned the cam sensitivity too high
<irock> I didn't expect them to allow it to be that sensetive
<irock> sensitive
<boe> sensitivity settings should range from 0->tumblr

and boe says he ain't funny

<yuyu> oh sorry I was reading something
<yuyu> irock umm let me find the pot

oh, I did say "pot"

...shit

<firerain> playing crusader kings 2
<firerain> sleep with my son's wife
<firerain> get her preggers
<firerain> claim the kid as my own
<firerain> son becomes depressed
<firerain> dies literally a week later
<firerain> his son inherits his lands
<firerain> declares war on me
<firerain> im allied with england
<firerain> they decide to rek my grandson after he revolted
<firerain> scotland wants in on it to and declares war on england
<firerain> france is allied with scotland and gets pulled into it
<firerain> literally 4 nations ravaging the shit out of ireland
<firerain> fighting off scotland & france
<firerain> pope is pissed at me cuz no piety
<firerain> literally calls a crusade against me
<firerain> 15+ nations coming to kick my shit in
<firerain> bribe everyone I can
<firerain> get about 8 allies
<firerain> world war commences
<firerain> all because of I fucked my sons wife
<firerain> gg
<Malson> She's not a blood relative
<Malson> I don't see the issue here

<Acolyte> boe: I really like what you've done with the legs

<irock>   the more people who get to experience mother, the better

<Malson> I also didn't know they were making an elder scrolls card game game until just now
<Malson> no wonder mojang got used
<Malson> used
<Malson> used
<Malson> sued

Spoiler for:

[00:08:37] <@strike> so this dude is a meatboy guy?
[00:08:40] <irock> yeah
[00:08:45] <@strike> THE guy?
[00:08:47] <@strike> or
[00:08:49] <@strike> what
[00:08:50] <irock> there were two guys
[00:08:55] <irock> edmund mcmillen and tommy refenes
[00:09:02] <irock> tommy programmed it and did the controls
[00:09:07] <@strike> oh cool
[00:09:09] <irock> as well as other misc stuff
[00:09:19] <Acolyte> are you guys like friendzies
[00:09:43] <irock> I think he's pretty fucking funny
[00:09:49] <Acolyte> are you rubbing elbows with all dem top dog indie devs
[00:09:52] <irock> so I like watching him
[00:09:56] <irock> no
[00:10:06] <Acolyte> oh
[00:10:09] <Acolyte> well you should
[00:10:13] <Acolyte> go rub elbows with him
[00:10:21] <Acolyte> or dicks
[00:10:30] <Acolyte> whichever one feels right in your heart
[00:10:36] <irock> i will rub eyes
[00:10:43] <Acolyte> ew
[00:10:58] <Acolyte> you'd get his eye juice all up in your eye
[00:11:17] <irock> that's part of it
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[00:11:25] <irock> when you kiss someone you swap mouth juice
[00:11:31] <irock> when you have sex you swap genital juice
[00:11:37] <irock> when you rub eyes you swap eye juice
[00:11:40] <Acolyte> oh, of course
[00:11:44] <Acolyte> it all makes sense now
[00:11:48] <Acolyte> it's the circle of life
[00:12:01] <Acolyte> all down to juices
[00:12:12] <irock> yes
[00:12:15] <irock> juices to juices
[00:12:18] <irock> juice to juice
[00:12:20] <firerain> jews to jews
[00:12:27] <ghoest> do the dew
[00:12:33] <irock> yeyinde kick firerain
[00:13:05] <Acolyte> strike kick firerain
[00:13:09] <Acolyte> he's an antisemite
[00:13:30] <Acolyte> what does semitism even mean
[00:13:49] <irock> it means you have a jew fetish
[00:13:54] <@strike> oh i'm a mod
[00:14:13] irock [~textual@PSI-5755E2A3.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has been kicked from #rmrk by strike [~kvirc@PSI-39CD04E0.new.res.rr.com]: be more of a semite instead of a not one
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[00:14:19] <@strike> whoops i missed
[00:14:43] <firerain> semitism
[00:14:45] <firerain> basically like
[00:14:48] <firerain> semites and their cultures
[00:14:49] <firerain> ok
[00:14:50] <irock> i am literally crying right now
[00:14:56] <@strike> sementism
[00:14:59] <irock> somebody put my tears in your own eyes
[00:15:01] <irock> it will be hot

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HaloOfTheSun> I don't see a lot of flaccid dicks

00:14       HaloOfTheSun   one of the pieces of recording equipment I bought a couple of months ago
00:14   HaloOfTheSun   came with a recipe for jambalaya on the back of the instructions
00:14   HaloOfTheSun   for some reason
00:14   Sophist   did you make it
00:14   Sophist   certainly it has to be good
00:14   HaloOfTheSun   not yet but I think I will
00:14   Sophist   trust the strange recipes you find in places
00:14   HaloOfTheSun   it says it serves 20 though
00:14   Sophist   people put them there for a reason
00:14   HaloOfTheSun   so I have to divide everything by 10
00:15   Sophist   or make 19 new friends??
00:15   HaloOfTheSun   no that's too hard
00:15   HaloOfTheSun   I'd rather do math ._.

<irock> my name's cory martin by the way
<irock> nice to meet you
<Sophist> yesterday you said tomorrow
<Sophist> just do it
<JadenDew> nice to meet you too :3
<Sophist> running for your life
• JadenDew: wonderrs if she should sing up for this fourms too
<JadenDew> *sign
<Sophist> (from Shia LaBeouf)
<JadenDew> i can sing tho.. alittle
<Sophist> He's brandishing a knife
<Sophist> (it's Shia LaBeouf)
<Sophist> lurking in the shadows
<JadenDew> ...?
<Sophist> hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
<Sophist> Living in the woods
<Sophist> killing for sport
<Sophist> eating all the bodies
<irock> we'd love to have you sing in our forums
<Sophist> actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
<irock> we have a lot of musicians here
<JadenDew> urhhh im not exactly a music student or anything like that..
<JadenDew> I jsut tend to go to the karaoke too many times..
<irock> no matter
<Sophist> you can be a music student if you want
<Sophist> don't let your dreams be dreams
<Sophist> just do it

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<JadenDew> left or right ;x.. bottom is for faceless NPCs
<JadenDew> and i will answer another questions if you answer mine xD
<Sophist> anyone with taste will tell you right
<Sophist> this earns irock a question for standing up for my right to question honor
<irock> I can't decide
<Sophist> irock you have to
<Sophist> yesterday you said tomorrow
<Sophist> just
<Sophist> do it

<boe> then we decided that we had both become pregnant

<yuyu> http://www.gender-focus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/divacup-248x300.jpg
<irock> like it's v8 juice
<irock> oh..
<yuyu> ugghgh
<irock> that's not a drinking cup

(psst that's for menstruation)

<PrincessCadance> They suck really hard and it hurts a long time, so they say.

That sounded so wrong. O.o *blushes super hard* (\s/)