IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

HaloOfTheSun> VAGINAS RULE PENISES DROOL
<irock> vaginas rule penises drool


It's official : )

<Pacman> pacman sucks everything >_<

15:00   Sophist   how can your voice tell anything about your hair count
15:00   yuyu   OMG STAAHP I HAD CANCER UGghagh
15:00   yuyu   I can video skype B)
15:00   Sophist   unless the echo from your head is bouncing off the walls
15:00   yuyu   lol
15:00   yuyu   my sides

<irock> I call my cat's chest its tuxedo
<firerain> i call my tuxedo my cats chest

<irock> I'm not really having sex with my grandpa

<boe> I get a boner when my cat purrs on my lap sometimes.

<irock> I've heard this melody before
<HaloOfTheSun> ok ._.
<irock> you already said all the music has been written
<irock> this shouldn't surprise you
<HaloOfTheSun> yeah
<HaloOfTheSun> but I don't want to know what I ripped off
<HaloOfTheSun> so that I can maintain plausible innocence
<HaloOfTheSun> when I'm famous

that's how the mormon's think, if you haven't heard of jesus you basically get a free pass to heaven

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE</a>

<Sophist> how is this song so good
<Sophist> how is this band so good
<boe> they stole something from the machine that created them

<&HaloOfTheSun> greetings from oceania
<Pacman> nobody calls it taht
<Pacman> or that
<&HaloOfTheSun> some people do
<&HaloOfTheSun> someone tried to tell me that australia isn't a continent
<&HaloOfTheSun> oceania is
<boe> greetings from Laotian
<&HaloOfTheSun> I don't talk to them anymore though
<&HaloOfTheSun> so it's okay
<Pacman> oceania was kind of made as a bogus geo-political term to refer to loosely connected parts of the world
<irock> if australia is a continent
<irock> does that mean new zealand is a continent
<irock> do we have 8 continents
<Pacman> if new zealand is a continent
<Pacman> shouldn't both of new zealand's island be continents
<Pacman> shouldn't each of japan's islands be a continent
<&HaloOfTheSun> australia is a continent just like the united states is
<irock> ^
<Pacman> shouldn't every individual phillipine and indonesian island be a continent
<irock> yeah naw
<Pacman> continent is such a dumb and unhelpful term dawg
<&HaloOfTheSun> japan is a planet

<&HaloOfTheSun> australia is a continent just like the united states is

But the United States isn't a continent...

<&HaloOfTheSun> australia is a continent just like the united states is

But the United States isn't a continent...

<&HaloOfTheSun> japan is a planet

ummmm, japan isn't a planet.......


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<&HaloOfTheSun> japan is a planet

ummmm, japan isn't a planet.......


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STOP FIGHTING AND LET'S GET BACK TO SOME QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!

<&HaloOfTheSun> yes toy sex scenes

That \/\/ ( ) \/\/ smiley is so great

it will be on my tombstone

<&HaloOfTheSun> that's because I taped cardboard cutouts of numbers on me and I pretend to be a calculator

<@uosleW>  (Some notable exceptions: "bread" [bread & honey = money], "blow a raspberry" [raspberry tart = fart] and "put up your dukes" [Duke of York = fork, a Cockney slang term for "fist"])
<@uosleW> the more you know
<irock> put your forks up
<irock> does that mean I can eat with my hands now
<&HaloOfTheSun> yeah
<irock> fork you mom i told you there was nothing wrong with eating pasta with my hands
<irock> you didn't believe me
<irock> well look who's laughing now
<&HaloOfTheSun> it's boe! :D
<boe> :o
<@uosleW> irock fists his mom
<@uosleW> you heard it here first


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<Girl_Jesus> Hello.
<Girl_Jesus> My name is Girl Jesus.
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<irock> what a gimmick
<boe> I miss girl jesus.
<boe> She was awesome.
<boe> We really bonded. :(
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<Girl_Jesus> Hello.
<Girl_Jesus> I have returned.
<Girl_Jesus> Just like my male counterpart.
<firerain> shut threh
<firerain> fuck
<firerain> upp;gh
<irock> firerain has a crush :3
<Girl_Jesus> Firerain seems uncomfortable around females.
<boe> Did you get that thing in the mail that I sent in the mail?
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<@uosleW> i thought the second coming of girl jesus would be different

boe kills cats

[22:19:16] <irock> how do I convince my cat to stop abusing me
[22:19:41] <boe]> waht is your cat doing?
[22:20:42] <irock> being me up
[22:21:06] <HaloOfTheSun> did you try pulling its tail
[22:21:10] <HaloOfTheSun> you gotta show it who's boss
[22:21:49] <boe]> you need to punch it
[22:21:56] <boe]> that's what i do when my cat kneads me
[22:21:57] <boe]> i punch it
[22:22:05] <irock> does it work
[22:22:10] <irock> does it stop kneading
[22:22:15] <boe]> no
[22:22:18] <boe]> he just stats purring
[22:22:29] <boe]> and giving me the ^w^ face
[22:22:30] <irock> I think he's afraid dude
[22:23:30] <irock> why do you punch your cat when he kneads
[22:23:44] <boe]> because it hurts
[22:24:02] <irock> kneading is a sign of love and comfort
[22:24:18] <HaloOfTheSun> they say you aren't supposed to let puppies lay on top of you because that teaches them they're the master
[22:24:23] <HaloOfTheSun> maybe it's like that for cats
[22:24:27] <HaloOfTheSun> and you should lay on top of your cat
[22:24:33] <boe]> :O
[22:24:37] <boe]> brb layig on cat
[22:24:41] <HaloOfTheSun> you are the cat master
[22:24:42] <irock> same brb
[22:24:45] <HaloOfTheSun> lay on those cats
[22:24:55] <irock> help my cat stopped moving
[22:25:01] <HaloOfTheSun> that's good
[22:25:05] <HaloOfTheSun> that means they're being submissive
[22:25:14] <irock> yeah uh
[22:25:22] <irock> but like its lungs aren't moving
[22:25:39] <HaloOfTheSun> yes it's very effective
[22:25:44] <HaloOfTheSun> now give me $50
[22:25:46] <irock> wow thank you
[22:25:49] <irock> now I am the boss
[22:25:56] <irock> your check is in the mail
[22:26:00] <HaloOfTheSun> ok thanks
[22:26:20] <HaloOfTheSun> boe did your cat learn who the master is
[22:27:18] <boe]> back, sorry i was burying my ded cat because laying on him made him ded
[22:27:19] <boe]>
[22:27:33] <irock> no boe that just means he's submissive
[22:27:40] <HaloOfTheSun> yeah
[22:27:41] <HaloOfTheSun> dang
[22:27:42] <irock> though he's probably dead now that you buried him
[22:27:44] <HaloOfTheSun> get it out of the ground
[22:27:49] <HaloOfTheSun> wow good job
[22:27:52] <HaloOfTheSun> you killed your cat
[22:27:59] <boe]> no i'm 100% sure he was ded :\
[22:28:00] <irock> excellent work boe
[22:28:00] <irock> wow
[22:28:06] <HaloOfTheSun> I guess you really did show it you're the boss
[22:28:09] <boe]> he was even like "MEEOEOEEOEOWWWEOEOEW"
[22:28:11] <boe]> when i buired him
[22:28:11] <irock> no boe his lungs respected you
[22:28:18] <boe]> only ded cats god "MEEEEOEOWOWOWOWOW"
[22:28:26] <HaloOfTheSun> no dead cats go
[22:28:28] <HaloOfTheSun> x_x
[22:28:31] <boe]> o
[22:28:32] <irock> today is a sad day
[22:28:32] <boe]> shit
[22:28:40] <irock> rip mr. cornflakes
[22:28:49] <HaloOfTheSun> yeah rip mr. cornflakes
[22:28:58] <boe]> rop mr cirnflakes
[22:29:08] <irock> YOU KILLED TWO CATS???
[22:29:23] <boe]> . . .
[22:29:29] <boe]> why is more worse than 1?
[22:29:31] <boe]> because i killed 4

Spoiler for Pictures of my ded cat I murdered:

<irock> I'M A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL
<irock> SURPRISE

surprise

<irock>
<irock> how do u want to die boe
<boe> while sleeping
<boe> also i want the bus that i'm driving to be on fire and aimed at an orphanage