IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[PhoenixFire]

<Pacman> only if i'm not consenting though
<Zylos> Pacman, you always give consent.
<Pacman> just because my eyes say yes
<Zylos> Pretty sure it's another part of your body saying yes.
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<Pacman> DO YOU MEAN MY PENIS?
<Zylos> I meant your voicebox actually saying yes.
<Zylos> Unless you have a talking penis.
<Zylos> That'd just be weird.
...
<Pacman> i think "a voice" is a good answer for the question "what's the weirdest thing that's come out of your penis?"

Best quote I've put up from a chat anywhere, in a long time...

[Irock]

[15:43] <Malson> my first actual game that i can remember was Supaplex
[15:43] <Jules> never heard of it
[15:43] <Jules> lol
[15:43] <Malson> http://i.imgur.com/EYzXKUc.gif look at that killer cover art
[15:43] <Malson> wait what the hell
[15:43] <Malson> http://image.dosgamesarchive.com/screenshots/supaplex1.gif
[15:44] <Sophist> well well well malson
[15:44] <Sophist> your secret is out
[15:44] <Malson> it was basically pacman and boulder dash fused together
[15:45] <LordStark> Was it some kind of number munch clone?
[15:45] <Irock> why did that gif get posted
[15:45] <Malson> the gif was the original cover art but they decided it didn't really make any sense
[15:45] <Malson> so they went with the second gif

[haloOfTheSun]

MALSON LOOKS AT PORN THE TRUTH HAS BEEN REVEALED

[yuyu!]

All this time he's been lying to me......

[EvilM00s]

Sheep Men lie.

[Sophist]

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<StencylUser> Hi!
<Roph> o.o
<StencylUser> Hiii
<StencylUser> Who is Roph?
<Roph> I am
<StencylUser> Cool man! Is this your job, or a hobby?
<Roph> uh
<Roph> what
<StencylUser> The channel....
<StencylUser> I know good ol Irock!
<StencylUser> Hes meh buddy!
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<Roph> you have weird friends Irock

[Sophist]

<tSwitch> Strike_Reyhi: hey no I'm not it' SUNDAY
<Irock> she's at church instead
<tSwitch> :|
<Irock> .....
<Irock> praise be to the most high
<Irock> 4/20 never forget

[Irock]

[14:48] <Irock> oh well
[14:48] <Irock> there's a first time for everything
[14:48] <Irock> pizza's hard
[14:49] <HaloOfTheSun> oh it's almost 3 and I haven't eaten
[14:51] <Irock> eat pizza
[14:51] <Irock> here's a good recipe
[14:51] <Irock> mix water, flour and baking soda
[14:51] <Irock> play with it for a few minutes
[14:52] <Irock> put olive oil on it
[14:52] <Irock> put sauce on it
[14:52] <Irock> put cheddar cheese on it
[14:52] <Irock> put parmesan on it
[14:52] <Irock> put mushrooms on it
[14:52] <HaloOfTheSun> I don't have any of those things
[14:52] <Irock> shit
[14:52] <HaloOfTheSun> except water and olive oil
[14:52] <HaloOfTheSun> I have to go to the store today
[14:52] <Irock> well your pizza's probably going to turn out weirder than mine
[14:52] <HaloOfTheSun> lol
[14:53] <HaloOfTheSun> pizza soup

[Irock]

<Roph> djang + roph baby would be cute :*
<Djangonator> it would look cute lying in a little coffin

[Irock]

<Pacman> i was born in the wrong body

[yuyu!]

[Spoiler]
<Irock> DrMc this whole fake marriage deal has made me realize
<Irock> I have feelings for you
<Irock> real feelings
<yuyubabe> O_O
<Irock> let's forget all the jokes and be real here
<yuyubabe> r33l f33lings ??
<Irock> just as real as the trees
<Irock> and the birds
<Irock> and the bees
<Irock> I couldn't sleep last night thinking about this
<Irock> and then I did sleep
<Irock> and I had a dream I fell into jupiter
<Irock> but that's completely irrelevant
<yuyubabe> ;o;
<DrMc> o:
<yuyubabe> she speechless
<Irock> http://i.imgur.com/LwgW212.png
<Irock> I drew you this
<yuyubabe> are they both rocks?
<Irock> no
<DrMc> poptars?
<DrMc> tarts*
<Irock> that's us in home depot looking for lighting fixtures
<DrMc> ;o;
<yuyubabe> whoa that was awfully specific xD
<DrMc> beautiful
<Irock> not as beautiful as your nose
<DrMc> :O
<DrMc> *blushes*
<DrMc> too bad I hate my nose
<Irock> I spend hours fantasizing about your nose
<DrMc> omg
<yuyubabe> he wants to pick it
<DrMc> omg
<yuyubabe> should be a subforum for "Projects in Progress Forever" and make touhou fantasy be the only game in it
<yuyubabe> child board*
<Irock> SHUT UP WE'RE BEING ROMANTIC
<Irock> will you go steady with me
<yuyubabe> o.o
<DrMc> but were married
<Irock> no we're joke married
<Irock> I already said FORGET THE JOKES
<Irock> IS LIFE ONE BIG JOKE TO YOU
<Irock> MAYBE THIS US THING ISN'T GOING TO WORK
<yuyubabe> oh snap
<DrMc> :O
<yuyubabe> she speechless again
<Irock> I'm winning her over
<yuyubabe> o.o wat
<Irock> look I'll give you 200 dollars if you go out with me
<DrMc> I DONT WANTCHUR MONEY
<Irock> you just
<Irock> you just want me
<Irock> how sweeeet
<DrMc> OKAY
<DrMc> ;o;
<Irock> I WIN
<yuyubabe> lucky st. patty's day
<Irock> ARE YOU CALLING ME LUCkY
<Irock> I CAN GET ANY GIRL ANY DAY OF THE YEAR
<Irock> I'M SAM MALONE
<Irock> I mean
<Irock> that's not my name
<Irock> I'M IROCK
<Irock> or are you calling DrMc lucky
<Irock> if you are you are entirely right
<Irock> this is her lucky day
<DrMc> <Irock> I CAN GET ANY GIRL ANY DAY OF THE YEAR
<DrMc> >:[
<Irock> that means
<Irock> that out of 3.5 billion women
<Irock> I chose you
<DrMc> what does my nose look like?
<yuyubabe> o.o
<Irock> it looks like god spent thousands of years crafting it from pure diamond
<Irock> and then put skin on top
<Irock> and made it squishy somehow
[/Spoiler]

Note: I do respect the dedication of T.F.

[PhoenixFire]

[Spoiler]
<Irock> DrMc this whole fake marriage deal has made me realize
<Irock> I have feelings for you
<Irock> real feelings
<yuyubabe> O_O
<Irock> let's forget all the jokes and be real here
<yuyubabe> r33l f33lings ??
<Irock> just as real as the trees
<Irock> and the birds
<Irock> and the bees
<Irock> I couldn't sleep last night thinking about this
<Irock> and then I did sleep
<Irock> and I had a dream I fell into jupiter
<Irock> but that's completely irrelevant
<yuyubabe> ;o;
<DrMc> o:
<yuyubabe> she speechless
<Irock> http://i.imgur.com/LwgW212.png
<Irock> I drew you this
<yuyubabe> are they both rocks?
<Irock> no
<DrMc> poptars?
<DrMc> tarts*
<Irock> that's us in home depot looking for lighting fixtures
<DrMc> ;o;
<yuyubabe> whoa that was awfully specific xD
<DrMc> beautiful
<Irock> not as beautiful as your nose
<DrMc> :O
<DrMc> *blushes*
<DrMc> too bad I hate my nose
<Irock> I spend hours fantasizing about your nose
<DrMc> omg
<yuyubabe> he wants to pick it
<DrMc> omg
<yuyubabe> should be a subforum for "Projects in Progress Forever" and make touhou fantasy be the only game in it
<yuyubabe> child board*
<Irock> SHUT UP WE'RE BEING ROMANTIC
<Irock> will you go steady with me
<yuyubabe> o.o
<DrMc> but were married
<Irock> no we're joke married
<Irock> I already said FORGET THE JOKES
<Irock> IS LIFE ONE BIG JOKE TO YOU
<Irock> MAYBE THIS US THING ISN'T GOING TO WORK
<yuyubabe> oh snap
<DrMc> :O
<yuyubabe> she speechless again
<Irock> I'm winning her over
<yuyubabe> o.o wat
<Irock> look I'll give you 200 dollars if you go out with me
<DrMc> I DONT WANTCHUR MONEY
<Irock> you just
<Irock> you just want me
<Irock> how sweeeet
<DrMc> OKAY
<DrMc> ;o;
<Irock> I WIN
<yuyubabe> lucky st. patty's day
<Irock> ARE YOU CALLING ME LUCkY
<Irock> I CAN GET ANY GIRL ANY DAY OF THE YEAR
<Irock> I'M SAM MALONE
<Irock> I mean
<Irock> that's not my name
<Irock> I'M IROCK
<Irock> or are you calling DrMc lucky
<Irock> if you are you are entirely right
<Irock> this is her lucky day
<DrMc> <Irock> I CAN GET ANY GIRL ANY DAY OF THE YEAR
<DrMc> >:[
<Irock> that means
<Irock> that out of 3.5 billion women
<Irock> I chose you
<DrMc> what does my nose look like?
<yuyubabe> o.o
<Irock> it looks like god spent thousands of years crafting it from pure diamond
<Irock> and then put skin on top
<Irock> and made it squishy somehow
[/Spoiler]

Note: I do respect the dedication of T.F.

I just... wow....

[Irock]

<HaloOfTheSun> do you really want your shiny thing back
<Irock> no
<Irock> lol
<HaloOfTheSun> o
<HaloOfTheSun> good >:O
<HaloOfTheSun> I'm eating it for lunch >:O

[Irock]

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<Irock> http://gasxxx.com/video/1131/young-couple-fucking-on-webcam
<PottBott> Title: young couple fucking on webcam - Free Homemade Sex Tube - Gasxxx.com (at gasxxx.com)
<Irock> this might be the most amateur porno I've ever seen
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[Dr. Mc]

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<Irock> http://gasxxx.com/video/1131/young-couple-fucking-on-webcam
<PottBott> Title: young couple fucking on webcam - Free Homemade Sex Tube - Gasxxx.com (at gasxxx.com)
<Irock> this might be the most amateur porno I've ever seen
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That would be why I left

[Irock]

I know. That's what made it funny.

[Dr. Mc]

 :anski2:

[Irock]

pornography is not cool :anski2:

can't believe it :anski2:

wow :anski2:

:anski2:

[Dr. Mc]

pornography is not cool :anski2:

can't believe it :anski2:

wow :anski2:

:anski2:

[yuyu!]

You tell 'em, sister! *z-snaps*

[Irock]

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<Sophist> drsword
<Sophist> what is tin foil made out of
<joy> dreams

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<DrMc> <Irock> I like to suck on the bone
<Strike_Reyhi> BONES AND I CANNOT LIE
<yuyubabe1> it's nice, though B) I don't often sprain or break anything

[yuyu!]

fuk uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Ser zacheatscrackers]

<Irock> I SURE DO LIKE THE PERSIAN

[Dwarra?]

<Irock> 4 inches is good cause you can use it with one hand
...
<Irock> I expect a larger one
<Irock> and if they want to dick around with that, that's fine
<Irock> as long as they still have a 4 inch
...
<Roph> never liked white ones
<Irock> it's all about dat slick black

edit: wow I didn't copy a bunch of lines inbetween and missed the best part