IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[Lethrface]

I hope I'm not the only one who doesn't know what yuri loli manga is.

[Acolyte]

Yuri- Lesbians
Loli- sexualizing little girls

yeah.... .-.

[Lethrface]

Now I'm super happy that the half-assed google search I did didn't come up with any results >.<

[Mushu]

Goddamnit, I used Yuri as a name for one of my characters before I knew about this. Now I have to go change it again. 

[D&P3]

Yuri- Lesbians
Loli- sexualizing little girls

yeah.... .-.

I used to wonder why a large amount of fan-art for Yuri Lowell seemed to show him as a female.
I guess I now know why.

[Lethrface]

Well...as long as it's a man or really a lesbian, it fits. 

Yuri- Lesbians
Loli- sexualizing little girls

yeah.... .-.

I used to wonder why a large amount of fan-art for Yuri Lowell seemed to show him as a female.
I guess I now know why.

lmao

[Malson]

[15:34:42] <DrSword> hey
[15:34:43] <DrSword> hey
[15:34:44] <DrSword> suck a dick
[15:34:59] <DrSword> you don't know what's inside it

[Malson]

[22:03:20] <yuyubabe> !hilo 50
[22:03:21] <BlottBott> random number set from 1 to 50
[22:03:22] <BlottBott> begin guessing.
[22:03:23] <yuyubabe> !g 56

[yuyu!]

[damage control redacted]

Goddamit D:<

[chewey]

SHE MEANT TO SAY FORTY SIX (46).

[Malson]

[01:44:16] <Firerain> "Mary Jamis, 52, a lesbian who attempted to obtain a marriage license in North Carolina on Thursday, was arrested along with a heterosexual friend for refusing to leave a government office."
[01:44:20] <Firerain> what a fucking disgrace
[01:44:26] <Acolyte> apparently it's an actual taxidermized monkey

[haloOfTheSun]

[20:35:31] * MandyLeigh (18b31ca0@PSI-FB7F191F.mibbit.com) has joined #Crankeye
[20:35:31] * ChanServ gives voice to MandyLeigh
[20:35:45] <DrSword> MAAAAAANDDDDY
[20:35:47] <DrSword> ARE YOU REEEEAAAAAADY
[20:35:53] <MandyLeigh> ?
[20:35:58] <MandyLeigh> Uhhhh. SURE!
[20:36:00] <HaloOfTheSun> ARE YOU REEEEAAAAAAADY
[20:36:02] <DrSword> ALRIGHT
[20:36:05] <DrSword> ALLLLRRIIIIIIGHT
[20:36:06] <DrSword> BEHIND
[20:36:06] <HaloOfTheSun> WOOP WOOP
[20:36:10] <DrSword> DOOOOOR NUMBER ONE
[20:36:16] <DrSword> WE EITHER HAVE
[20:36:17] <DrSword> A GOAT
[20:36:18] <HaloOfTheSun> WHAT'S BEHIND DOOOOOR NUMBER ONE
[20:36:19] <DrSword> OR
[20:36:23] <DrSword> A WAVERUNNER
[20:36:27] <DrSword> BEHIND
[20:36:29] <HaloOfTheSun> AWWWWW YEEEAAAHHHHHHH
[20:36:30] <DrSword> DOOOOOR NUMBER TWO
[20:36:32] <DrSword> WE HAVE
[20:36:41] <DrSword> $5000 CANADIAN DOLLARS
[20:36:44] <DrSword> OR
[20:36:53] <DrSword> A PIECE OF TOAST
[20:36:53] <DrSword> WHICH DOOR
[20:36:56] <DrSword> WIIIILLLL YOOOOOUU OPEN
[20:37:03] <HaloOfTheSun> DOOR NUMBER 2! GO WITH DOOR NUMBER 2!!!
[20:37:15] <HaloOfTheSun> NO WAIT DOOR NUMBER 1!!!!!
[20:37:18] <HaloOfTheSun> GO WITH THAT ONE
[20:37:23] <DrSword> THE CLOCK IS TICKING MANDY
[20:37:32] <MandyLeigh> 1
[20:37:33] <MandyLeigh> NO
[20:37:33] <MandyLeigh> 2
[20:37:34] <HaloOfTheSun> THE COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN
[20:37:34] <MandyLeigh> WAIT
[20:37:35] <MandyLeigh> IDK
[20:37:39] <MandyLeigh> I HATE DESCISIONS
[20:37:44] <HaloOfTheSun> D:
[20:37:45] <DrSword> DECIDE NOW
[20:37:50] <DrSword> OR FACE THE BUTTER BUCKET
[20:37:58] <MandyLeigh> 2
[20:38:02] <DrSword> ALRIGHT
[20:38:08] <DrSword> OPENING DOOOOOR NUMBER 2
[20:38:13] <DrSword> DRUMROLL PLEASE, BOBBY
[20:38:17] * HaloOfTheSun does a drumroll
[20:38:32] * DrSword opens door number 2
[20:38:32] <HaloOfTheSun> OH I'M SO SCARED
[20:38:33] <MandyLeigh> Im gettin toast...
[20:38:35] <DrSword> UH
[20:38:43] <DrSword> YOU WIN A GOAT
[20:38:47] <HaloOfTheSun> WOOP WOOP
[20:38:48] <DrSword> EATING TOAST
[20:38:52] * HaloOfTheSun throws confetti everywhere
[20:38:56] <DrSword> CONGRATULATIONS!
[20:39:06] <MandyLeigh> THe goat was behind door number one!
[20:39:11] <MandyLeigh> You suck at this gameee.
[20:39:14] <MandyLeigh>
[20:39:15] <HaloOfTheSun> IT TURNS OUT THERE'S NO WALLS BETWEEN THE DOORS
[20:39:24] <MandyLeigh> Oh snaaaap

[yuyu!]

Malson and I were on Skype, and he starting playing with his voice-activated messaging system thing on his phone with the irc chat. (Pretty much talking into his phone and seeing how it translates to text on the irc). Being a voice detect-thingie, it's obviously barely accurate. So, Mc and I asked him to say "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke", in many different accents to see what came up. (It was even funnier on Skype, hearing him make all these accents). Also, obviously very cleaned up to not include me and Mc's constant "LOL"s.

[Spoiler=Very dumb read]
<yuyubabe> >chinese
<Malsoni> Me chinese me play joke me put p p n your call
<yuyubabe> >english accent
<Malsoni> Mitchell hyundais made plans to go pee pee in your coke
<yuyubabe> >indian accent
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me go to do not call
<yuyubabe> >arnold swatzeneggar
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your cool
<yuyubabe> >texan girl accent
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke on my scalp 18 oh
<yuyubabe> >mexican
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your c***
<yuyubabe> >mafia/italian
<Malsoni> China anne mcclain she'll let me put p p n your
<yuyubabe> >preppy girl
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your car ok
<yuyubabe> >australian
<Malsoni> Me too early to meet baby milk ok
<yuyubabe> >lousianna aligator hunter
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke cool are you doing ok
<yuyubabe> >french
<Malsoni> Bichon maine coon me poopie penal code
<yuyubabe> >viking
<Malsoni> Chinese chalk point beer or coke
<yuyubabe> >TX male
<Malsoni> How many chinese me play joke me put p p n coke
<yuyubabe> >canadian
<Malsoni> Mitchell innes me play joke me put p p n your coke
<yuyubabe> >rich dude
<Malsoni> I'll beat you in pain makes a chance bobby put p p n q r code
<yuyubabe> >Evil villain Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n
<yuyubabe> >retard
<Malsoni> Detroit news show zip code
<yuyubabe> >DrSword
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your cuddles
<yuyubabe> >yuyubabe
<Malsoni> Trying to hook but pee pee in your coke
<yuyubabe> >jomar
<Malsoni> Need you home are you got plank me put p p n your loans
<yuyubabe> he said "me jomar, me got prank, me put pee pee in your LO"
<yuyubabe> >solid snake
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n coke
<yuyubabe> >robot
<Malsoni> Maine chinese me play joke me put p p n your call
<yuyubabe> >old person
<Malsoni> Free to play troll bead board
<yuyubabe> >justin beiber
<Malsoni> Ming's chinese food chica poo ping ping ping new york
<yuyubabe> >yoda
<Malsoni> Loser who is joe if you want to go pee pee in your coke I do
<yuyubabe> >transvestite
<Malsoni> Mention my name replace show cool
<yuyubabe> >black guy
<Malsoni> Beach undies replace joke me put p p n your cold
<yuyubabe> >black woman
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your cold
[/spoiler]

[D&P3]

[Spoiler=Very dumb read]
<yuyubabe> >chinese
<Malsoni> Me chinese me play joke me put p p n your call
<yuyubabe> >english accent
<Malsoni> Mitchell hyundais made plans to go pee pee in your coke
<yuyubabe> >indian accent
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me go to do not call
<yuyubabe> >arnold swatzeneggar
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your cool
<yuyubabe> >texan girl accent
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke on my scalp 18 oh
<yuyubabe> >mexican
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your c***
<yuyubabe> >mafia/italian
<Malsoni> China anne mcclain she'll let me put p p n your
<yuyubabe> >preppy girl
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your car ok
<yuyubabe> >australian
<Malsoni> Me too early to meet baby milk ok
<yuyubabe> >lousianna aligator hunter
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke cool are you doing ok
<yuyubabe> >french
<Malsoni> Bichon maine coon me poopie penal code
<yuyubabe> >viking
<Malsoni> Chinese chalk point beer or coke
<yuyubabe> >TX male
<Malsoni> How many chinese me play joke me put p p n coke
<yuyubabe> >canadian
<Malsoni> Mitchell innes me play joke me put p p n your coke
<yuyubabe> >rich dude
<Malsoni> I'll beat you in pain makes a chance bobby put p p n q r code
<yuyubabe> >Evil villain Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n
<yuyubabe> >retard
<Malsoni> Detroit news show zip code
<yuyubabe> >DrSword
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your cuddles
<yuyubabe> >yuyubabe
<Malsoni> Trying to hook but pee pee in your coke
<yuyubabe> >jomar
<Malsoni> Need you home are you got plank me put p p n your loans
<yuyubabe> he said "me jomar, me got prank, me put pee pee in your LO"
<yuyubabe> >solid snake
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n coke
<yuyubabe> >robot
<Malsoni> Maine chinese me play joke me put p p n your call
<yuyubabe> >old person
<Malsoni> Free to play troll bead board
<yuyubabe> >justin beiber
<Malsoni> Ming's chinese food chica poo ping ping ping new york
<yuyubabe> >yoda
<Malsoni> Loser who is joe if you want to go pee pee in your coke I do
<yuyubabe> >transvestite
<Malsoni> Mention my name replace show cool
<yuyubabe> >black guy
<Malsoni> Beach undies replace joke me put p p n your cold
<yuyubabe> >black woman
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your cold
[/spoiler]

Who's up for round 2?

[AbsoluteIce]

Malson and I were on Skype, and he starting playing with his voice-activated messaging system thing on his phone with the irc chat. (Pretty much talking into his phone and seeing how it translates to text on the irc). Being a voice detect-thingie, it's obviously barely accurate. So, Mc and I asked him to say "Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee pee in your coke", in many different accents to see what came up. (It was even funnier on Skype, hearing him make all these accents). Also, obviously very cleaned up to not include me and Mc's constant "LOL"s.

[Spoiler=Very dumb read]
<yuyubabe> >chinese
<Malsoni> Me chinese me play joke me put p p n your call
<yuyubabe> >english accent
<Malsoni> Mitchell hyundais made plans to go pee pee in your coke
<yuyubabe> >indian accent
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me go to do not call
<yuyubabe> >arnold swatzeneggar
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your cool
<yuyubabe> >texan girl accent
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke on my scalp 18 oh
<yuyubabe> >mexican
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your c***
<yuyubabe> >mafia/italian
<Malsoni> China anne mcclain she'll let me put p p n your
<yuyubabe> >preppy girl
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your car ok
<yuyubabe> >australian
<Malsoni> Me too early to meet baby milk ok
<yuyubabe> >lousianna aligator hunter
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke cool are you doing ok
<yuyubabe> >french
<Malsoni> Bichon maine coon me poopie penal code
<yuyubabe> >viking
<Malsoni> Chinese chalk point beer or coke
<yuyubabe> >TX male
<Malsoni> How many chinese me play joke me put p p n coke
<yuyubabe> >canadian
<Malsoni> Mitchell innes me play joke me put p p n your coke
<yuyubabe> >rich dude
<Malsoni> I'll beat you in pain makes a chance bobby put p p n q r code
<yuyubabe> >Evil villain Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n
<yuyubabe> >retard
<Malsoni> Detroit news show zip code
<yuyubabe> >DrSword
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your cuddles
<yuyubabe> >yuyubabe
<Malsoni> Trying to hook but pee pee in your coke
<yuyubabe> >jomar
<Malsoni> Need you home are you got plank me put p p n your loans
<yuyubabe> he said "me jomar, me got prank, me put pee pee in your LO"
<yuyubabe> >solid snake
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n coke
<yuyubabe> >robot
<Malsoni> Maine chinese me play joke me put p p n your call
<yuyubabe> >old person
<Malsoni> Free to play troll bead board
<yuyubabe> >justin beiber
<Malsoni> Ming's chinese food chica poo ping ping ping new york
<yuyubabe> >yoda
<Malsoni> Loser who is joe if you want to go pee pee in your coke I do
<yuyubabe> >transvestite
<Malsoni> Mention my name replace show cool
<yuyubabe> >black guy
<Malsoni> Beach undies replace joke me put p p n your cold
<yuyubabe> >black woman
<Malsoni> Chinese me play joke me put p p n your cold
[/spoiler]

"<Malsoni> Me too early to meet baby milk ok"
..Dafuq? 
Gave me a good laugh though. 

Edited in an end quote code, cause your post was absorbed into the quote Hope you don't mind! ~yuyubabe

[yuyu!]

Hearing him make the voices/accents on Skype was so funny, it actually brought me to tears lol A LOT of laughing tears. I was trying not to laugh so hard, because my family was all asleep.

[Sophist]

<Malson> [01:08:41] <Malson> Anski has surpassed his sister in attractiveness
<Malson> [01:09:02] <Anski> i'd say my sister is still as attractive as before
<Malson> both statements are true
<Malson> therefore we can conclude
<Roph> i.imgur.com/XVNm7.jpg yuyu would use a femme urinal? =o

[firerain]

(1:01:05 AM) yuyubabe [~yuyubabe@PSI-34618BC4.dllstx.fios.verizon.net] entered the room.
(1:01:06 AM) Nightwolf: would probably give great blowjobs

[Malson]

[03:44:04] <Malson> !hang someone besides Malson
[03:44:05] <BlottBott> Hangman has begun!
[03:44:05] <BlottBott> Word selected, you have 6 wrong letters
[03:44:05] <BlottBott> run out of letters and I hang Malson
[03:44:05] <BlottBott> Letters remaining: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
[03:44:05] <BlottBott> ------
[03:44:08] <Malson> oh
[03:44:11] <Malson> that backfired
[03:44:16] <Redwyn> lawl
[03:44:19] <Malson> !letter X
[03:44:20] <BlottBott> X does not exist in the word.
[03:44:20] <BlottBott> Letters Left: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Z
[03:44:20] <BlottBott> 5 miss chances allowed.
[03:44:20] <BlottBott> Current Guesses: ------
[03:44:22] <Malson> !letter Q
[03:44:23] <BlottBott> Q does not exist in the word.
[03:44:23] <BlottBott> Letters Left: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U V W Y Z
[03:44:23] <BlottBott> 4 miss chances allowed.
[03:44:23] <BlottBott> Current Guesses: ------
[03:44:24] <Malson> !letter V
[03:44:24] <BlottBott> V does not exist in the word.
[03:44:24] <BlottBott> Letters Left: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U W Y Z
[03:44:24] <BlottBott> 3 miss chances allowed.
[03:44:24] <BlottBott> Current Guesses: ------
[03:44:25] <Skanker> lawl
[03:44:26] <Malson> !letter W
[03:44:26] <BlottBott> W does not exist in the word.
[03:44:26] <BlottBott> Letters Left: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U Y Z
[03:44:26] <BlottBott> 2 miss chances allowed.
[03:44:26] <BlottBott> Current Guesses: ------
[03:44:27] <Malson> !letter J
[03:44:27] <BlottBott> J does not exist in the word.
[03:44:28] <BlottBott> Letters Left: A B C D E F G H I K L M N O P R S T U Y Z
[03:44:29] <BlottBott> 1 miss chances allowed.
[03:44:30] <BlottBott> Current Guesses: ------
[03:44:31] <Redwyn> Bye Malson
[03:44:36] <Skanker> !letter ?
[03:44:37] <BlottBott> you've already guessed ?
[03:44:37] <BlottBott> or ? isn't a letter!
[03:44:39] <Malson> !solve Malson
[03:44:40] <BlottBott> Malson has solved the word!
[03:44:41] <BlottBott> Congratulations, Malson is saved!
[03:44:41] <BlottBott> Malson
[03:44:41] <BlottBott> Remaining Misses: 1

I still can't believe it.

[yuyu!]

LOL why did I not see this? XD

[firerain]

don't you have access to the bot

[yuyu!]

Yeah, I was just too busy with Skyrim to notice. Picked Skyrim back up 'cause my old character got deleted.

[firerain]

I mean Malson, as in, he can see what the answer is.

[yuyu!]

o

[Malson]

The only one who might even be able to tell is NAMKCOR, because it runs off of his computer. And even then, it's randomly generated so the most he could do is pull up a list of possible six-letter words.