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<Damien> hey I've got a question relating to RPG maker but registration on your boards is disabled, is there somthing I can do?
<DefinitelyNotGay> no
<DefinitelyNotGay> go away forever
<--|   Damien has left #crankeye
<DefinitelyNotGay> Hooray!

<`_`> guys
<`_`> if i have a baby boy
<`_`> im going to name it
<`_`> Thongs.
<haimu> LOL WTF?
<Nouman> haha
<Zypher> butch thongs is kind of a scary name imo

<Damien> hey I've got a question relating to RPG maker but registration on your boards is disabled, is there somthing I can do?
<DefinitelyNotGay> no
<DefinitelyNotGay> go away forever
<--|   Damien has left #crankeye
<DefinitelyNotGay> Hooray!

WINWINWINWINWIN

lol wtf?

<Irockman1> FUCK
<Irockman1> FUCK
<Irockman1> FUCKIDY
<Irockman1> FUCK YOU
<Irockman1> SLUT
<Irockman1> BITCH
<Irockman1> PUNK
<Irockman1> DICK
<Irockman1> PECKER HEAD
<Irockman1> HO
<Irockman1> WHORE
<Irockman1> ASS
<Irockman1> AIDS HEAD
<Irockman1> MR. T
<Irockman1> JACKASS
<Irockman1> CUNT
-Ego- You're gay.
<Irockman1> SHIT HEAD
<Irockman1> FUCKER
<Irockman1> FUCK MONKEY
<Irockman1> FUCK PICKLE
<Irockman1> SHIT PICKLE
<Irockman1> TURD HEAD
<Irockman1> TURD MONGER
<Irockman1> HOOKER MONGER
<Irockman1> HOOKER
<Irockman1> DONKEY BREATH
-Djang|NAP- gaywad
<Irockman1> DOO DOO HEAD
<Irockman1> SHIT FUCKER
<Irockman1> UGLY GF GETTER
<Irockman1> AIIIIIDS
<Irockman1> ASS
<Irockman1> PUSSY
<Irockman1> PUSSY FUCK
<Irockman1> LITTLE KID
<Irockman1> MINOR
<Irockman1> SHIT DAMN
<Irockman1> LITTLE SLUT
<Irockman1> STICK IN THE SAND
<Irockman1> LITTLE DICK
<Irockman1> DICK LICKER
<Irockman1> COCK SUCKER
<Irockman1> DICK MINUS
<Irockman1> SHIT NIGGER
<Irockman1> NIgGER
<Irockman1> JAP
<Irockman1> FUCKING CHINESE CUNT
<Irockman1> GO BURN
<Irockman1> YOU COMMUNIST
<Irockman1> GOD DAMN!

(10:13:10 PM) Irockman1: http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8468/nvidiaxn6.jpg
(10:13:11 PM) Irockman1: There
(10:13:14 PM) Irockman1: Vidrer card
(10:13:24 PM) Cassie: uh
(10:13:28 PM) Silverline: wow, you're dumb
(10:13:31 PM) Sarah: rofl
(10:13:33 PM) Irockman1: >_>
(10:13:33 PM) Nouman:
(10:13:34 PM) Cassie: lol
(10:13:35 PM) Cassie: wtf
(10:13:35 PM) Ego: Rofl
(10:13:37 PM) Zypher: ahahahahaha
(10:13:37 PM) Ego: Roflroflrofl
(10:13:38 PM) Sarah: Irockman1: show me your experience index details page
(10:13:39 PM) Cassie: gl w/ vista
(10:13:40 PM) Irockman1: <_<
(10:13:42 PM) Irockman1: HAHAHA
(10:13:42 PM) Ego: Roflroflroflrofl
(10:13:43 PM) Irockman1: ROFL
(10:13:46 PM) Irockman1: I CANNOT BELIEVE
(10:13:48 PM) Irockman1: GGAGAGAGA
(10:13:52 PM) Silverline: it even says, like
(10:13:53 PM) Silverline: network
(10:14:02 PM) Irockman1 left the room (quit: Quit: jghjhkgdfjkldgjkljgknlfjgbknljknlgbknlbvknl).
(10:14:08 PM) Sarah: rofl
(10:14:14 PM) Sarah: [he unplugged his video card]
(10:14:14 PM) Silverline: christians
(10:14:18 PM) Cassie: rofl
(10:14:24 PM) Ego: Irock, if I wanted to suck as much as you, how would I go about doing that ?
(10:14:24 PM) Cassie: how old is this guy anyway

Spoiler for:

<Ferenn> Irock
<Irockman1> Ferenn
<Ferenn> I just wanted to let you know...
<Ferenn> Acknowledging that you are gay can take many years. Some of us probably hoped these feelings were "just a phase". In time, we realise that these feelings are not just a phase and we have to find a way of accepting them and dealing with the fact that we are sexually attracted to members of our own sex.
<Ferenn> Please
<Irockman1> I'm not gay
<Ferenn> accept yourself
<Galstaff_The_Mighty_Warrior> lol
<Irockman1> Erm well
<Irockman1> That's cool and all
<Irockman1> But I'm not gay
<Ferenn> This realisation is the first stage of coming out. There is no hard and fast rule when this point is reached. For some it happens in their teens, for others it may happen much later in life.
<Irockman1> No you don't umm
<Irockman1> Understand
<Irockman1> I'm not gay
<Ferenn> There comes a time to stop talking and to get on with living your (new) life exactly how you want to. It's time to meet other gay and bisexual people and to explore your sexuality safely and confidently.
<Irockman1> Ferenn
<Irockman1> I'm not attracted to men
<Irockman1> Or boys
<Ferenn> lol wut
<Ferenn> you should have said so immediately
<Irockman1> I'm not a queer
<Ferenn> now i typed long ass sentences for no reason
<Djang> Irock, it's okay
<Djang> we'll stilla ccept you
<Ferenn> yeah
<Ferenn> Sooner or later
<Irockman1> I'm not gay though
<Ferenn> As with any group of people, there will be some you get on with and some you won't. If you feel that you have little in common with the gay people you have met so far, you could try different ways of contacting more gay men, for example as pen pals, or through the many special interest gay groups (like gay men's choirs or gay football supporters networks) - look them up in Gay Times
<Irockman1> What the fuck is a pen pal?
<Irockman1> You mean those things they had when no one knew what the internet was?
<Ferenn> yup ^___^
<Irockman1> And I heard about it on TV shows?
<Ferenn> lame
<Irockman1> Are we pen pals?
<Ferenn> This is particularly useful advice when it comes to sex. Whether it's a relationship or a one night stand, sex with another man can feel great and should make us feel good about who we are. Sex with other men can be whatever you want it to be and it's important to be clear about what you do want to do and what you don't. As with anything, people have their likes and dislikes and it's important that you talk them over with your sexual partner.
<Saucy> pm <Irockman1> Oh saucy, if only we could be together. I'd be the happiest man in the world. But they just wouldn't accept our love. Saucy, I don't think I can live one more second without you. 
<Irockman1> Woah
<Irockman1> >_>
<Djang> hgahaha
<Saucy> covering up gayness rocky ? ;(
<Djang> step off ho
<Djang> she mine

(22:29:32) PussyPanthur: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Chocolate_fountain.jpg
(22:30:51) Irockman1: That looks like a peen
(22:31:00) Irockman1: The top
(22:31:02) Irockman1: ;-;
(22:31:16) PussyPanthur: you are so gay
(22:31:17) PussyPanthur: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake_decorating
(22:32:09) PussyPanthur: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Cake_in_white_satin.JPG @_@
(22:38:35) Irockman1: uhn
(22:41:05) PussyPanthur: unfunfunf
(22:41:07) PussyPanthur: so irock
(22:41:10) PussyPanthur: lets fuck
(22:41:38) Irockman1: I'm not gay
(22:42:58) PussyPanthur: SIGH
(22:43:03) PussyPanthur: WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION ALREADY
(22:43:08) PussyPanthur: YOU ARE GAY ADMIT IT UNFUNF
(22:43:12) Irockman1: jiknfjng
(22:43:14) Irockman1: Im no
(22:43:16) Irockman1: t
(22:43:18) Irockman1: gay
(22:43:47) Irockman1: OKAY YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH?
(22:43:53) Irockman1: I'M A LITTLE FAGGOT BOY
(22:43:54) Irockman1: I FAP TO PENISES
(22:43:56) Irockman1: I LIKE MEN
(22:44:00) Irockman1: I WANNA HAVE SEC WITH YOU
(22:44:01) Irockman1: K?
(22:44:04) Irockman1: HAPPY?

<Irockman1> I'm a total fag
<Irockman1> Skanker, I want you inside me ;-;

<Ashtoro> Hey, neat, I never noticed this place has a forum for Game Maker...  I have that, too...
<Kashii> I dont
<Kashii> what is theis GAME MAKOR
<Ashtoro> As you can guess, it's a program that lets you make games.
<Ashtoro> But unlike RPG Maker, you can make any of most genres...
<Kashii> o.o
<Kashii> wht
<Kashii> Only
<Kashii> CORPORATIONS
<Kashii> can make games :PO
<Ashtoro> So...  RPG Maker doesn't makes games?  >_>
<Kashii> no wai
<Kashii> do you have a gaem?
<Ashtoro> A role-playing game isn't a game? 
<Kashii> I WANT TO PLAY
<Ashtoro> I have never completed any games...
<Kashii> so then
<Kashii> ONLY HUGE COMPANIESES MAKES THE GAEMS
<Ashtoro> Surely this site has AT LEAST one finished project?
<Kashii> .. what site
<Kashii> i thought we were talking aboot a rpgmakr
<Ashtoro> >_< We are.  This site is about RPG Maker...  ugh, stop playing dumb...
<Kashii> ; ; what site
<Kashii> im on
<Kashii> mirc
<Kashii> is chat clientel
<Kashii> what r u smoke
<Ashtoro> I'm on the webpage, http://rmrk.net/?action=chat ...
<Kashii> :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<Kashii> my interspace is so lagged
<Kashii> it wont open :< what is that site say
<Ashtoro> The site is a forum about RPG Maker programs and the program Game Maker.
<Kashii> Do you like games
<Ashtoro> Yes
<Kashii> Will you plai a game with me
<Ashtoro> No.
<Ashtoro> What did you have in mind?
<Kashii> ; ; wju

dont normally self-quote BUT NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO BE QUOTING ME ANY MOAR >:

<secret7> GUYS
<Saucy> yeh
<Saucy> wut
<secret7> HOLA BABES
<Saucy> its just me in here
<Saucy> tell
<Saucy> oh and anne- http://beasttube.com/viewvideo/601/white_girl_fucked_by_a_smart_dog/
<secret7> I hate you
<secret7> i hate you
<secret7> and i aint clicking that shit
<secret7> no no
<secret7> you had to kill me first
<Saucy> its nothin dirty, just a documentry ;(
<Ebichu> this one's better though  http://beasttube.com/viewvideo/505/hot_girl_gets_mounted/
<secret7> YEAH RIGHT BITCH
<secret7> NONOOI ONONO
* Eleo has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Saucy> watch it anne
<Saucy> @anne- http://www.asstr.org/files/FAQs_and_Information/How_to_Have_Sex_with_a_Dog.txt
<secret7> BAN ME SAUCY
<secret7> BAN ME
<secret7> I WOULD RATHER BE BANNED
<secret7> THAN BEING TORTURED BY YOU
<Ego> Look at animal porn often, DS?
<Saucy> everyone does
<secret7> not me, bitch
* secret7 has left #crankeye
<Saucy> rofl
<Ebichu> hahahahahahaa
<Ego> I don't think everyone does. =/
<Saucy> yeh, but some people are perverted ego, thats why they dont watch animal porn =\
<Trentington> haha

(9:16:59 AM) Firerain: Lol saucy your such a bitch, I saw that chatlog on the forums.
(9:17:41 AM) You have been kicked by Saucy: (am i a bitch now? >:O)

I got myself pwnt.

(6:51:33 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> Lamb ha a little mary
(6:51:33 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> mary follow lamb everywhere
(6:51:34 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> lamb kill mary
(6:51:35 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> lamb cry
(6:51:36 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> lamb suicide
(6:51:37 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> mary alive
(6:51:37 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> mary's dog cry
(6:51:38 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> mary dog kill dead lamb
(6:51:39 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> i put bomb
(6:51:40 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> everyone dies
(6:51:41 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> i smile
(6:51:42 PM) Zypher\notawake: <Nightwolf> the end.

[20:14]   Arrow: DAMN IT ALL.
[20:14]   Holkeye: sounds like my vacation

*** NAMKCOR[YahooPool] is now known as NAMKCOR
*** Irockman1 is now known as ROCKMAN
   NAMKCOR: O_o
   ROCKMAN: o_O
   NAMKCOR: NO WAI
   ROCKMAN: TAW ON
   ROCKMAN: >_>
   NAMKCOR: GET NOOMANG IN HERE
   ROCKMAN: IAW ON*
   ROCKMAN: EREH NI GNAMOON TEG
   NAMKCOR: SDRAWKCAB
   ROCKMAN: BACKWARDS
   NAMKCOR: ROCKMAN
   ROCKMAN: NAMKCOR
   NAMKCOR: EMOSEWA SI ROCKMAN
   ROCKMAN: NAMKCOR IS AWESOME
   NAMKCOR: you said it not me
   ROCKMAN: EM TON TI DIAS UOY

     Arrow: SO HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT IM GONNA DO
     Arrow: AGAIN.
   NAMKCOR: your mom?
   NAMKCOR: oh wait
   NAMKCOR: doesn't work that way

<Dr_Sword> <Zypher> also djang / LC sex would be hilarious
<Dr_Sword> <Zypher> it'd be like a tsunami of fat
<Dr_Sword> <Zypher> and the whole time they'd both be going HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
<Dr_Sword> <Galstaff> lol
<Dr_Sword> <Galstaff> more like
<Dr_Sword> <Galstaff> "HO HO HO TILDE"
<Dr_Sword> <Zypher> hahahaha
<Dr_Sword> <Zypher> they'd use chicken grease as lube
<Dr_Sword> <Galstaff> "So DJANG HOWS THIS SEX? CAT FACE!"
<Dr_Sword> <Zypher> hahahaha
<Dr_Sword> <Galstaff> "Its great with you baby tilde"
<Dr_Sword> <Galstaff> "Oh I less than 3 you
<Dr_Sword> <Zypher> colon three
<Dr_Sword> <Galstaff> <3*

[19:29]   suiko: somebodys on the happy juice
[19:29]   Kashii begs for some
[19:29]   suiko: im not actully going to type it, because i cant think of a way to not sound perverted

not great, but need moar chatalogs here.



(8:15:55 PM) Zypher is now known as JerrySchlinkPrivateEye
(8:15:59 PM) Skanker: hehe
(8:16:03 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye: i hear there's schlinking
(8:16:12 PM) Skanker: IT WAS JESSICA FLETCHER
(8:16:14 PM) Nightwolf: Omg
(8:16:14 PM) Skanker: I SWEAR
(8:16:15 PM) Nightwolf: jerry
(8:16:19 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye: oh
(8:16:23 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye: I thought it was colonel mustard
(8:16:24 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye: oops
(8:16:29 PM) You are now known as KinkyTheKarrotTheif
(8:16:30 PM) Skanker: lol Zypher
(8:16:31 PM) Nightwolf: Oh noez.
(8:16:37 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye: I'm lolling again
(8:16:38 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye: at
(8:16:39 PM) Skanker: our Cluedo didn't work out huh
(8:16:41 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye: pokeball
(8:16:48 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye: ahahahahaha
(8:16:50 PM) Nightwolf: am i appearing to you guys at kinky
(8:16:51 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye: nice script Ego
(8:16:52 PM) Nightwolf: or nw?
(8:17:04 PM) Skanker: Kinky
(8:17:08 PM) ***JerrySchlinkPrivateEye pokes skanker
(8:17:11 PM) Nightwolf: yay
(8:17:18 PM) ***Nightwolf pokes Skanker twice
(8:17:20 PM) Nightwolf: take that
(8:17:23 PM) Skanker: wtp
(8:17:35 PM) Skanker: STOP DISTRACTING ME IM MAKING DJANGS CHARACTER
(8:18:01 PM) Nightwolf: LOL
(8:18:04 PM) JerrySchlinkPrivateEye is now known as JiggityJuice_Bear
(8:18:08 PM) Nightwolf: YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW
(8:18:10 PM) JiggityJuice_Bear: WHERE IS MY CUDDLYCUMS
(8:18:12 PM) Nightwolf: SHE'S CHARACTERLESS
(8:18:15 PM) Nightwolf: YOU SUNUVA BATCH
(8:18:16 PM) Skanker: oh fuck I lost the link
(8:18:23 PM) Nightwolf: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY SO CALLED SISTER
(8:18:29 PM) ***Nightwolf slaps Skanker a lot
(8:18:38 PM) Skanker: Djang is my sister
(8:18:40 PM) Skanker: SHE'S MY
(8:18:42 PM) Skanker: SOUL SISTA
(8:18:47 PM) Skanker: YOU KEEP AWAII FROM HUR
(8:18:52 PM) Nightwolf: YOUR DOG'S YOUR SOUL SISTA
(8:18:57 PM) JiggityJuice_Bear is now known as KikuTheAsianTheif
(8:19:01 PM) Nightwolf: DONT YOU SAY ANTHING BOUT HER OR ZYPHER WILL KILL YOU
(8:19:01 PM) ***KikuTheAsianTheif slap skanker long time
(8:19:06 PM) You are now known as CuddlyCums_Bear
(8:19:07 PM) Nightwolf: Kissy Kissy
(8:19:21 PM) KikuTheAsianTheif is now known as JiggityJuice_Bear
(8:19:22 PM) Nightwolf: you wants a big juicy grape flavoured kiss after which sex
(8:19:30 PM) JiggityJuice_Bear: oooooooooooh yeah
(8:19:32 PM) Nightwolf: SKANKEr DOES
(8:19:33 PM) Nightwolf: oh
(8:19:37 PM) Nightwolf: JIGGITY DOES
(8:19:51 PM) JiggityJuice_Bear is now known as Nightwolf`s_Daddy
(8:19:52 PM) Nightwolf: Sup Babe?
(8:19:53 PM) Nightwolf`s_Daddy: WHERE ARE YA SON
(8:19:54 PM) Nightwolf: Holy shit
(8:19:57 PM) Nightwolf`s_Daddy: TIME FOR A SPANKING
(8:19:58 PM) Nightwolf: IN the next room
(8:20:02 PM) Skanker: oh man D:
(8:20:04 PM) You are now known as Nightwolf
(8:20:05 PM) Nightwolf: D-ddad
(8:20:07 PM) Nightwolf: Damn this
(8:20:07 PM) Skanker: you make my spam seem normal
(8:20:09 PM) Nightwolf`s_Daddy: AHAHA
(8:20:12 PM) Nightwolf`s_Daddy: ITS RAEP TIEM
(8:20:13 PM) Nightwolf: Your spam is normal
(8:20:18 PM) Nightwolf: this is UNREEEEEALALLLALLALA
(8:20:22 PM) Nightwolf: shit
(8:20:25 PM) Skanker: Who is who ?_?
(8:20:27 PM) Nightwolf`s_Daddy: I only spam when nightwolf's in here anyway
(8:20:28 PM) ***Nightwolf uses skanker as sheild
(8:20:37 PM) Nightwolf: RAPE HIM
(8:20:39 PM) Nightwolf: he gootz..
(8:20:45 PM) Nightwolf: that thing
(8:20:47 PM) Nightwolf`s_Daddy is now known as Zypher
(8:20:50 PM) ***Zypher eats nightwolf's daddy
(8:20:52 PM) Nightwolf: the humos
(8:20:58 PM) Nightwolf: humps*
(8:21:00 PM) Nightwolf: err.
(8:21:00 PM) Nightwolf: yeah
(8:21:19 PM) Nightwolf: QOC'd
(8:21:22 PM) Nightwolf: sort of
(8:21:43 PM) Skanker: http://sdb.drshnaps.com/sheets/Misc/NIS/LaPucelleTactics/Eclair.gif
(8:21:47 PM) Skanker: woot found it again
(8:21:53 PM) Skanker: i better bookmark it
(8:22:02 PM) Nightwolf: OMG
(8:22:04 PM) Nightwolf: YOU MADE IT NUDE
(8:22:04 PM) Nightwolf: Y
(8:22:06 PM) Nightwolf: YOU BITCH
(8:22:14 PM) ***Nightwolf raeps Skanker with a zypher
(8:22:22 PM) Skanker: cuz I can 8]

seen at #dino

(20:43:19) Skanker: !gaydar Irockman1
(20:43:21) cowbot: There is a 99% chance that Irockman1 is a homosexual!

win

[00:54]   Arrow: Okay, I'm the pusher robot now, someone be the shover robot.
[00:56]   Arrow: I love how, periodically, everyone likes to jump on the RMRK AIN'T WHAT SHE USED TO BE bandwagon
[00:56]   GilgameshRO: RMRK AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE
[00:57]   GilgameshRO: wait what
[00:57]   GilgameshRO: who's on that bandwagon now?
[01:01]   Arrow: oh, uh, in the Julie topic
[01:01]   Arrow: I can see it possibly starting again
[01:01]   Arrow: this will spread about, I'm sure
[01:02]   GilgameshRO: maybe
[01:03]   Arrow: THE MODS ARE HERE TO PROTECT YOU
[01:03]   Arrow: THE MODS ARE HERE TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF RMRK
[01:03]   GilgameshRO: I am the shover mod
[01:03]   GilgameshRO: pushing will save you
[01:04]   GilgameshRO: pushing will save you from the terrible secret of rmrk
[01:05]   Arrow: HE IS INCORRECT
[01:05]   Arrow: SHOVING WILL SAVE YOU
[01:05]   Arrow: SHOVING WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF RMRK

Dr_Sword> 14
<Dr_Sword> 14
<The_haimu> John Lee
<Dr_Sword> 14
<Dr_Sword> 14
<Dr_Sword> ohshi
<The_haimu> I think it's Jon Lee
<Dr_Sword> pottbott dont hurt me
<The_haimu> And sword
<The_haimu> Lol
<The_haimu> Potheadbott doesn't touch you
<The_haimu> Until the 5th one
<Dr_Sword> oic
<The_haimu> It says 4 is the maximum
<Dr_Sword> cause
<The_haimu> So you can go up to 4
* PottBott sets ban on *!*@Acidchat-DE3ADEA3.dllstx.fios.verizon.net
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[21:20]   Arrow-1: Am I the only one who reads stfu as "stuhfoo?"
[21:20]   GilgameshRO: who gives a shit aobut his pizza
[21:20]   Dr_GH: I read it as shut the fuck up
[21:20]   Zypher: I read it as shut the fuck up

<Dr_Shower> imagine me naked
<Djang> fap fap fap

(5:39:35 PM) Saiyora-Saga: Lol pakistani taxi driver
(5:39:38 PM) Holkeye: haha, awesome
(5:39:40 PM) Zypher: they'd like
(5:39:43 PM) Zypher: steer elephants

WORTH A DOUBLE POST NIGS

(5:41:17 PM) Holkeye: why cant a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty's fly?