IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[18:47:10]   Nuudseks: LET MY PEOPLE GO
[18:47:10]   Silverline: http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e9/Tezuka101/PHTO0009.jpg

<Djang> lol
<Djang> I could imagine sword saying his own name
<Djang> during sex
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<Zypher> OH GOD DOCTOR SWORDOPOLIS
<GilgameshRO> lmfao
<GilgameshRO> so could i
<Djang> you too
<Djang> if you both had sex
<Djang> it's be like
<Djang> you bnoth only say your names
<Djang> god it would be such egotistical sex
*** Zypher sets mode +v on LiquidCruelty
<GilgameshRO> well
<GilgameshRO> it's be more like us wrestling eachother
<GilgameshRO> to try to penetrate the other
<GilgameshRO> we're both too manly to take it in the ass
<Djang> you'd win though
<Djang> bigger
<GilgameshRO> of course i'd win
<GilgameshRO> he's a skrawny bastard
<Djang> though I dunno
<Djang> skrawny
<Djang> but he looks like a scrapper
<Djang> like he might go for the eyes
<GilgameshRO> so i'll break his fingers
<Djang> but your eyeballs are as hard as diamonds
<Djang> so
<Djang> yeah

[08:31:00]   Silverline: back sex ?_?
[08:31:03]   Zypher: LOL
[08:31:05]   KOS-MOS: LOL
[08:31:07]   KOS-MOS: never tried
[08:31:09]   Silverline: we could get topless then run backwards into each other

[23:35]   Ego: This is a story, all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside-down :| :/ ·· \: |:

[07:48]   <GilgameshRO>   noooooooo
[07:49]   <GilgameshRO>   they cleared it's memory
[07:49]   <GilgameshRO>   now it doesnt know anything about rape or hitmonlee

<High_Gilgar> Swing low, sweet chariot,
<High_Gilgar> Comin' for to carry me home
<High_Gilgar> I looked over Jordan and what did I see,
<High_Gilgar> Comin' for to carry me home!
<High_Gilgar> A band of KKK's comin' after me
<High_Gilgar> Comin' for to carry me "home"
<High_Gilgar> Swing low, sweet chariot

<Djangosaur> I like to let mine get soggy before I eat it so

[21:45]   Arrow: [21:44] Zypher: and oh my god
[21:45]   Arrow: [21:44] Zypher: WHAT
[21:45]   Arrow: [21:44] Zypher: A
[21:45]   Arrow: [21:44] Zypher: FART
[21:45]   Arrow: [21:45] Djang is now known as Djang|DEAD
[21:45]   Zypher: mayhaps I should blame it on the rootbeer

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<mastermoo420> What's a slopehead?
<GilgameshRO> you
<mastermoo420> Korean?
<GilgameshRO> it's a hilarious racial slur for asians that makes no sense
<mastermoo420> Oh.
<mastermoo420> That's not what I am.
<mastermoo420> I'm the first part but I'm half of the second part.
<mastermoo420> BUT
<mastermoo420> I suppose you'll say that makes no sense and call me a slopey.
<GilgameshRO> i'll probably just call you moo
<mastermoo420> :)
<mastermoo420> I'll just call you God.
<mastermoo420> Or Purple-Train man.
<GilgameshRO> works for me
<mastermoo420> YAY!
<mastermoo420> PURPLE TRAIN MAN!
<GilgameshRO> it's a MAN TRAIN okay?
<mastermoo420> Purple Man train man.


<Irockman1> They made my peen feel good -.-
<Skanker> hawt

I want that smile on rmrk <3

From SKYPE:

[9:36:18 PM] DOCTAH SWAHD says: Penis
[9:36:19 PM] Biohazard says: yeah, thats what I want
[9:36:25 PM] Biohazard says: exept many of them

[10:02:35 PM] DOCTAH SWAHD says: >|3 ROBOLION
[10:02:40 PM] Emily says: LOL
[10:02:41 PM] Biohazard says: OH SHIT
[10:02:42 PM] Biohazard says: ITS ROBOLION
[10:02:44 PM] Emily says: WIN

Spoiler for LONG:

(8:29:29 PM) HtriGun: Hi there I am looking for sex
(8:29:53 PM) Duo: hahaa
(8:30:00 PM) Duo: WHO ARE YOU
(8:30:20 PM) HtriGun: I don't know but I fapd off to you I bet
(8:30:49 PM) Duo: yeah chances are
(8:31:02 PM) Duo: just normal picture of me - nothing nekkid of course i aint no hoe
(8:31:04 PM) Duo: sends people
(8:31:05 PM) Duo: CRAZY
(8:31:07 PM) Duo: with the desire
(8:31:10 PM) HtriGun: I CAME
(8:31:11 PM) Duo: it's so hard being gorgeous
(8:31:48 PM) Duo: MISTER OR MISSUS you gotta treat me with RESPECT or you aint getting any y'hear
(8:32:00 PM) HtriGun: ;-;
(8:32:10 PM) HtriGun: May I please fap to you?
(8:32:45 PM) Duo: NO
(8:33:06 PM) HtriGun: ;-;
(8:33:10 PM) HtriGun: Im telling Roph
(8:33:12 PM) HtriGun: and Sarah
(8:33:19 PM) HtriGun: and they are gonna use their gay instincts
(8:33:21 PM) HtriGun: and
(8:33:21 PM) HtriGun: and
(8:33:23 PM) HtriGun: ;-;
(8:33:27 PM) HtriGun: I need someone to cry with
(8:33:58 PM) ***HtriGun cries on Duo's shoulder
(8:35:48 PM) Duo: WHAT
(8:35:53 PM) Duo: their gay instincts!?
(8:35:58 PM) Duo: what could those do to me?
(8:36:44 PM) HtriGun: They could
(8:36:47 PM) HtriGun: start a festival
(8:36:50 PM) HtriGun: In your house
(8:36:54 PM) HtriGun: more like a parade
(8:36:58 PM) Duo: goddam fags.
(8:37:03 PM) HtriGun: Yeah
(8:37:10 PM) HtriGun: Roph told me he's gay for you btw
(8:37:12 PM) Duo: if they do i will fight them
(8:37:17 PM) Duo: lol o rly
(8:37:27 PM) HtriGun: yeah
(8:37:31 PM) HtriGun: Don't ask him
(8:37:35 PM) HtriGun: He'll deny it
(8:37:59 PM) Duo: of course
(8:38:00 PM) Duo: well
(8:38:03 PM) Duo: how do you know then
(8:38:12 PM) HtriGun: Oh your not the only one I Fap to
(8:38:29 PM) HtriGun: I like to fap to Paul's cat Buttons when he sleeps
(8:38:38 PM) Duo: jeez
(8:38:40 PM) Duo: doesnt paul mind?
(8:38:47 PM) HtriGun: Paul doesn't know
(8:38:48 PM) HtriGun: Also
(8:38:55 PM) HtriGun: He needs to get a new lock on his Anne Shrine
(8:39:06 PM) HtriGun: the code was 11211
(8:40:00 PM) Duo: HE HAS AN ANNE SHRINE!?
(8:40:08 PM) HtriGun: yes
(8:40:12 PM) Duo: why
(8:40:24 PM) Duo: does he have any other shrines
(8:40:25 PM) HtriGun: I don't know, but its next to a drawer filled with lotion and socks
(8:40:36 PM) HtriGun: uhh
(8:40:38 PM) HtriGun: Yes
(8:40:42 PM) HtriGun: He has a Djang shrine to
(8:40:56 PM) Duo: shit!
(8:41:01 PM) Duo: whats in those shrines then?
(8:41:10 PM) Duo: or must i find out for myself
(8:41:13 PM) HtriGun: Uhh
(8:41:14 PM) HtriGun: Well
(8:41:17 PM) HtriGun: In the Djang shrine
(8:41:30 PM) HtriGun: he has pictures of her head stapled over playboy centerfolds
(8:41:44 PM) HtriGun: and countless random objects he "aquired"
(8:42:01 PM) HtriGun: In the Anne shrine he has ASCII pictures of what he thinks she might look like
(8:42:05 PM) HtriGun: all naked :/
(8:43:13 PM) Duo: gee!
(8:43:20 PM) Duo: i feel obligated to break into it
(8:43:28 PM) Duo: and leave him a note telling him to GET SOME HELP
(8:43:33 PM) Duo: then i will send the party van over
(8:43:56 PM) HtriGun: Eh
(8:44:00 PM) HtriGun: I don't think you want to
(8:44:06 PM) HtriGun: To get to the shrines
(8:44:12 PM) HtriGun: you have to walk through Giant Goatse
(8:44:17 PM) Duo: easy
(8:44:18 PM) HtriGun: and I was drunk and horny atm
(8:44:21 PM) Duo: nothing to a seasoned intarnet
(8:44:30 PM) Duo: you were at the moment!?
(8:44:40 PM) HtriGun: Would such a man walk through the asshole of a giant?
(8:45:07 PM) HtriGun: A mountain of bravery compared to the miserable pile of secrets Roph is
(8:45:32 PM) Duo: such a man as who
(8:45:46 PM) Duo: gosh i still have no idea who you are
(8:45:51 PM) HtriGun: I?
(8:45:52 PM) Duo: are you here to guide me on my guest?
(8:45:57 PM) HtriGun: Yes
(8:46:03 PM) HtriGun: For I am The Prophet
(8:46:09 PM) HtriGun: and you may notice me as such
(8:46:17 PM) HtriGun: I have done many a great thing in my day
(8:46:24 PM) Duo: such as?
(8:46:29 PM) HtriGun: I killed Kefka
(8:46:36 PM) HtriGun: But anyways
(8:47:12 PM) HtriGun: You must go my son! AND DESTROY THE GOATSE OF OBLIVION!
(8:47:12 PM) Duo: you did?
(8:47:15 PM) HtriGun: yeah
(8:47:19 PM) HtriGun: Well see
(8:47:21 PM) Duo: man i didnt even know what was going on with him
(8:47:39 PM) HtriGun: I took over Ivorynights body and destroyed kefka with a burst of rage
(8:47:49 PM) HtriGun: but the attack made ivory suffer
(8:47:58 PM) HtriGun: and his own time came soon enough ;-;
(8:48:45 PM) Duo: (
(8:49:03 PM) HtriGun: Yes a day of great grievance in the realm of the gods
(8:49:14 PM) HtriGun: But time is short
(8:49:21 PM) HtriGun: And once again evil has fallen over this world
(8:49:35 PM) HtriGun: You must leave now child, and correct the imbalance roph has set upon us
(8:50:55 PM) HtriGun: Uhh
(8:50:57 PM) HtriGun: Right
(8:51:04 PM) HtriGun: I was sposed to give you this sword
(8:51:15 PM) HtriGun: But pens are stronger, and this is the internet
(8:51:20 PM) HtriGun: You can't really
(8:51:23 PM) HtriGun: Kill roph anywyas
(8:51:27 PM) HtriGun: that would be mean
(8:51:31 PM) HtriGun: umm
(8:51:46 PM) HtriGun: Yeah just get some Giant goatse and photoshop yourself walking through it
(8:51:49 PM) HtriGun: that should work

(14:11:17) (~Silverline) it gets hard FAST

<JamesJr> [5:24:46 PM] DOCTAH SWAHD says: Virus killers are like hookers
<JamesJr> [5:24:54 PM] DOCTAH SWAHD says: You dont get shit unless you buy them
<JamesJr> [5:25:03 PM] DOCTAH SWAHD says: or you could be a pirate and rape them
<JamesJr> [5:25:09 PM] DOCTAH SWAHD says: but then you get busted by the FBI
<JamesJr> [5:25:18 PM] DOCTAH SWAHD says: even though shes a hooker


<Ego> That sticker, says like power snacks or something, I dunno.
<Silverline> Rollersnake
<Silverline> s
<Ego> It's all bubbly 'cause coming off, and it looks like you skeeted on it.
<Ego> It really does.
<Silverline> lol
<Silverline> it acts as like
<Silverline> a cumshield for my desk
<Ego> Haha
<Silverline> it hits that and
<Silverline> drops down onto the towel that'd be on my lap
<Silverline> ~
<Ego> Ur kind of gross
<Silverline> :3


<Dr_Jones> Indiana Jones and the Vessel of Ra sets a record for most usages of the word "Ort" in a motion picture (46). It soundly beat the previous record holder, Magic Eightball (1992), in which the word "Ort" was uttered zero times.

[18:59:15]   <ahref|sleep>   im using audacity
[18:59:49]   <ahref|sleep>   something tells me it picked up me taking a dump across the hall

(9:33:53 AM) Skanker: White power is the deadly combination
(9:33:57 AM) Skanker: of milk and sugar

Spoiler for Robolion dies, not for the weak minded:

<Dr_Swordopolis> >|3 Robolion passes his first polce entrance xam
<Dr_Swordopolis> ROBOCOPLION
<Skanker> B| I AM YOUR BOSS, JESSICA COPPOFLETCHER
<Dr_Swordopolis> ROBOCOPLION IS THE EPITOME OF BADCOP
<Dr_Swordopolis> ROBOCOPLION STORMS OUT OF THE OFFICE AND KNOCKS OVER A WATERCOOLER
<Skanker> JESSICA COPPOFLETCHER HAS A TV SHOW = WIN
<Dr_Swordopolis> AHHH U BEAT ROBOCOPLION
<Skanker> >B| I SEE CO-OPERATION IS FUTILE
<Skanker> PREPARE FOR ARREST
<Dr_Swordopolis> SHI SHI SHI
<Skanker> B| ARRESTS U
<Dr_Swordopolis> ROBOCOPLION PERFORMS MULTIPLE CASES OF SODOMY AND IS SENTENCED TO SOLITARY CONFINEMENT DUE TO GIVING AIDS
<Skanker> WHATEVER
<Skanker> AS LONG AS YOU STAY OUTTA MY PRECINT
<Dr_Swordopolis> ROBOCOPLION DIES A LONELY LIFE

<secret7> And 'tis a pain that pain to miss
<secret7> But of all the pains, the greatest pain is;
<secret7> But of all the pains, the greatest pain;
* Saucy licks Anne
<secret7> It is to love but to love in vain
<secret7> i dont like tongue, saucy
<Saucy> ^.~
<secret7> if not for the taste buds
<secret7> i would cut tongue off

<Dr_Tactics> lol I need t cosplay one day as candleja
<Angelic_Diablo> !roll
<Angelic_Diablo> whos candleja
<Angelic_Diablo> ?
<Angelic_Diablo> does he/she taste good?
<Eleo> lol
<Eleo> fale
<Angelic_Diablo> ello eleo
<Dr_Tactics> that made me lol though
<Dr_Tactics> who candleja-
<Angelic_Diablo> seriously whos candleja?
<LiquidCruelty> GOD YOU ALL FAIL
<LiquidCruelty> CANDLEJACK ONLY GETS YOU AF

[13:54:16] : @Djang jumps on ur weiner
[13:54:20] [+LiquidCruelty]: ho ho ho
[13:54:21] [+ahref]: I must download that sometime

<Skanker> http://rg.slyph.org/1152860005959.jpg LOL @ depressing ;-;
<Zypher> wow skanker
<Zypher> that meme sucks
<Zypher> "when your best is not only good enough, it's actually pretty bad"
<Skanker> ya
<Zypher> HOW CAN IT BE GOOD AND BAD AT THE SAME TIME
<KingOfCows> o.o
<KingOfCows> Lol

[02:54:52] [@BlazinBadZula]: lesbian sex is boing

<BlackZoneOne> Hey. Fuck you guys.
* BlackZoneOne has quit IRC (Quit: Djang makes me hot)

<Sascha> a raging homosexual
<Sascha> is that like
<Sascha> a homosexual in a bloody berserker rage
<Sascha> ?
<Sascha> raping men to death ?
<Dr_Sword> yes
<Sascha> hot
<Sascha> wait no
<Sascha> gross
<BZO> Its a homosexual with level 20 Rage cast on them.
<Sascha> haah
<BZO> But you cannot be in hardcore diffuculty
<BZO> And you cannot be fighting Diablo or Baal.
<BZO> ( ) You know what I am saying?
<Sascha> pretty much
<BZO> Exxxxxcccelllllenntttt...