IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

<GilgameshRO> MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND KILL YOURSELF

[00:59:51]   LiquidCruelty: Would you like some
[00:59:53]   LiquidCruelty: LSD
[00:59:55]   LiquidCruelty: I have some
[00:59:56]   Anne: no
[01:00:04]   MegaByte: druggie
[01:00:06]   Anne: but i would like a lsd computer screen

(10:24:44) Irockman1: LOL
(10:24:45) Irockman1: MY CAT
(10:24:51) Venom: lol, k arrow
(10:24:52) Irockman1: JUST SHIT IN HIS SLEEP
(10:24:55) Venom: LOL
(10:25:00) Venom: PIX OR NEVER HAPPENED


I'm Venom, Geniuses.

(10:25:18 AM) Ebichu: Someone gimme ops, I'm not feeling special enough
(10:27:29 AM) Nouman: !op ebichu
(10:27:45 AM) Nouman: its the thought that counts? xD
(10:27:49 AM) Ebichu: well, it's the thought that counts
(10:27:52 AM) Ebichu: oh hahaha

<GilgameshRO> Falcon...
<GilgameshRO> PUNCH!!!
* MegaByte has quit IRC

[19:43]   <Ebichu>   NO ROPH, I KNOW WHAT MESNTRUATION IS
[19:43]   <Ebichu>   It's blow job week

<ChaosSpartan28> boob
*** Sshadow has joined #crankeye

He telepathically heard it

[00:11]   Djang: why do you puke when we make love

  NAMKCOR: anyone here good at calculus?
  Django: Probably Ego
  Ego: Calculus? Never heard of it, is that some sort of lung disease?

[18:34]   <Zypher>   what do you play usually?
[18:35]   <suiko>   counterstrike/warcraft/stronghold
[18:35]   <Zypher>   which of those can I run on a 600mhz 128mb ram 8mb video card computer
[18:35]   <suiko>   we could play solitaire

[19:47]   suiko has disconnected: Quit: Djang makes me hot
[19:47]   Django: nice quit message eh?

[08:50:05]   Silverline: 'Longer erections
[08:50:05]   Silverline: Men like having them, and women love receiving them.
[08:50:05]   Silverline: It’s time to get started. Participate in the ongoing worldwide penis enhancement drive today!"
[08:50:07]   Silverline:
[08:50:09]   KOS-MOS: I like Japanese food too

[19:59:17]   Zangief: Lamont: Play with me Go to Underbelly and guide me through it because I suck

[00:02:34]   Zyph-Lax conceals boner
[00:02:42]   ataraxy2: LOL
[00:02:47]   ataraxy2: I walked into tha.

<Crankeye> When I think about Tyler.. my mind.. better yet my pants.. explode

(3:50:53 AM) MegaByte: fuck
(3:50:57 AM) Dr_Rape: me
(3:50:58 AM) MegaByte: Sword
(3:50:59 AM) Dr_Rape: please

(10:38:33 PM) FAIL: I BEND OVER AND TAKE IT SLOWER

(17:23:38) Zypher: holy shit I am tired and stressed
...
(17:23:50) Zypher: I need a massage
(17:23:54) Zypher: or maybe a cuddle or something
...
(17:24:00) ***Ferenn gives Zypher a message
(17:24:07) Zypher: ahhhh
(17:24:10) Zypher: thaaaats the spot
(17:24:12) Zypher: harder now
(17:24:14) Zypher: go harder
(17:24:16) Ferenn: LOL WHAT!?
...
(17:24:24) Zypher: HARDER I SAY
(17:24:26) Ferenn: ***Ferenn gives Zypher a MESSAGE
(17:24:28) Zypher: GOD THIS FEELS SO GOOD
...
(17:24:43) Zypher: OH GOD I CAME
(17:24:44) ataraxy2: And it certainly doesn't work how I thought
(17:24:45) Zypher: I MEAN
(17:24:46) ataraxy2: In fact
(17:24:46) ataraxy2:
(17:24:49) Zypher: UNKINKED MY SHOULDERS

[02:56]   <ataraxy2>   What did you put in her?
[02:56]   <Djangolion>   much
[02:56]   <Djangolion>   many things
[02:56]   <DoctorFerry>   Now now, a doctor knows.
[02:56]   <DoctorFerry>   Djang
[02:56]   <DoctorFerry>   How many fingers?
[02:56]   <Djangolion>   da?
[02:56]   <Djangolion>   :O
[02:56]   <DoctorFerry>   How many fingers am I holding up?

(22:47:03) Skanker: Bump
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(22:47:23) Zypher: lol why do you bump an IRC chat
(22:47:30) Zypher: you gotta wait 24 hours before bumping, man
(22:47:41) Skanker: So that people will bring stupid replies like this: (22:47:23) Zypher: lol why do you bump an IRC chat
(22:47:48) Skanker: -_-

Duh.

<PartySkank> You should do me

(20:00:22) (Jalkson) The writing is too long in the first, huh?
(20:01:29) (Nouman) no
(20:01:35) (Nouman) I like small and tight
(20:01:38) (Nouman) hey again bbl
(20:01:38) (Nouman) xD
(20:01:42) (Nouman) dinner and stuff
(20:01:44) (Nouman) peace
(20:01:58) (Jalkson) What guy doesn't like small and tight? ;o

Fry   HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE.
   Fry   NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
   Fry   EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CAN'T RESIST MY PLOW
   Fry   AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT MY KIT
   Fry   YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS...I GUARANTEE IT.
   Fry   IN NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED
   Fry   POLISHING MY PISTOL'S HOW I SPENT MY DAYS
   Fry   FINGERING, TINKERING, TOUCHING UP MY TOOL
   Fry   CLEANING IT AND MAKING ALL THE LOVELY LADIES DROOL
   Fry   WHEN SUPERMAN FELL FROM THE SKIES ABOVE, SAID,
      PottBott sets mode +b *!*@Acidchat-ECAB064F.dhcp.embarqhsd.net
      <- Fry was kicked from crankeye by PottBott (Reason: Text flood detected! (8 lines in 0 sec(s). Limit is 8 lines in 1 sec(s). Ban: 1min.))

[20:21:16]   Djang|SPR: GET A GIRLFRIEND
[20:21:17]   GilgameshRO: get a girlfriend
[20:21:20]   Arrow: brb


[20:32:15]   Skanker: OMG MY THROAT
[20:32:21]   Skanker: OH SHII-
[20:32:22]   Zypher saves skanker
[20:32:30]   Skanker: dude memory card is full

(11:37:12 PM) Dr_Rape: I wonder if this computer can run Neverwinternights 2
(11:37:38 PM) LiquidCruelty: If it can run that, it might be able to run some GOOD games too!
(11:37:39 PM) LiquidCruelty:
(11:37:41 PM) LiquidCruelty: ho ho ho
(11:37:44 PM) LiquidCruelty: *tap dance*
(11:38:01 PM) Dr_Rape:
(11:38:08 PM) Dr_Rape: Neverwinter Nights is awesome
(11:42:49 PM) GilgameshRO: not as awesome as this!
(11:42:54 PM) ***GilgameshRO snaps Dr_Sword's neck
(11:43:10 PM) GilgameshRO: tada!
(11:43:13 PM) ***GilgameshRO strikes a pose
(11:43:59 PM) ***Sshadow takes a picture of Gilgamesh's pose.