IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

<Irockman1> http://www.itsalreadysigned4u.com/shop/media/images/product_detail/FRT-08PHALB051.jpg
<Djangonator> his eyes are dreamy

<ChaosSpartan28> NOUMAN, I, ChaosSpartan28, JUST CANNOT HIDE MY LOVE FOR YOU FOR A SECOND LONGER ;___; OH MY GOD
<Nouman> =o
*** Nouman has quit (Quit: RMRK.net Java Chat)

[13:04]   <Lackluster>   who likes looking at their own penis?
[13:04]   * Jesus   tchs ur boobs
[13:04]   <Lackluster>   fucking stupid
[13:04]   <Sarah>   <3
[13:04]   <Sarah>   if you're grossed out by your own penis you have issues
[13:05]   * ChaosSpartan28   is ashamed of Jesus
[13:05]   <Sarah>   i was once grossed out by my own penis and look where i am
[13:05]   <Sarah>   srsly

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<KingOfCows> What did Nouman win?
<Nouman> happiness
<KingOfCows> :o
<KingOfCows> I wish I could win some of that.
<Nouman> lol yeah right
<Holk> who is hap, and why do you have his penis?
<KingOfCows> LOL


<Nightwolf> i won't answer
<Daywolf> awww
<DawnWolf> Please?

<KaireiIsNASTEH> Djang, do you ever go to the desert to go froading?
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<|Arrow_Fun|> FROADING? WITH THE RING AND THE VOLCANO? THAT GAME IS SO DAMN GAY!

LOL!

[21:41]   Kairelala: but there's no moaning, gorgeous
[21:41]   Kairelala: sweating
[21:41]   Kairelala: boob-jiggling girl to bounce on you!

[21:59]   <Zypher>   have you smelled jock itch?
[21:59]   <Lackluster>   LOLZ
[21:59]   <|Arrow_Fun|>   ball smell escaping his legs
[21:59]   <Lackluster>   dude
[21:59]   <Djang|DEAD>   um, no
[21:59]   <|Arrow_Fun|>   I'm glad I hardly ever enter a locker room.
[21:59]   <Lackluster>   ballsmell is horribkle
[21:59]   <Lackluster>   worse than ass
[21:59]   <Zypher>   trust me
[21:59]   <Zypher>   you don't ever want to
[21:59]   <Zypher>   it's not a bad smell
[21:59]   <Zypher>   it's just weeeeird
[22:00]   <Djang|DEAD>   jockitch is a fungus
[22:00]   <|Arrow_Fun|>   Cock mushrooms
[22:00]   <Djang|DEAD>   athlete's foot
[22:00]   <Djang|DEAD>   for your cock
[22:00]   <Zypher>   like sometimes when I was on the toilet I used to bend over a bit and sniff the jock itch

... = lines between that I took out. None of Zypher's words were taken out.

<Zypher> I have a raging boner right now
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<Zypher> oh hey dude
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<Zypher> this one is like, super full mast
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<Zypher> lemme go measure it
<Zypher> brb
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<Zypher> hah yep
<Zypher> 6 inches
<KingOfCows> The usual?
<KingOfCows>
<Zypher> perfect average length
<Zypher> which means I am best adapted for a wide range of vaginas
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<Zypher> hey it's true
<Zypher> I am quite proud of my penis length

[22:59]   Zypher: AMERICA
[22:59]   Zypher: FUCK YOU

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[23:18]   Holk: "I just blew a load so big it knocked the pop can off my desk"
[23:18]   Holk: Holk 6:8

Djangonator>   show us your tit
[05:26]   <Djangonator>   pix
[05:26]   <Kefka>   lol tit
[05:26]   <Djangonator>   I'll accept one
[05:26]   <Kefka>   xD
[05:26]   <hotgrl74_>   i wuz lieing agin
[05:26]   <hotgrl74_>   but i dont ahve a tits
[05:26]   <Kefka>   lol wtf
[05:26]   <Djangonator>   LOL
[05:26]   <Djangonator>   "a tits"
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[05:28]   * Djangonator   puts on robe and wizard hat
[05:28]   <Djangonator>   now I'm ready to cyber
[05:29]   <hotgrl74_>   iLL CALL THE POLISE MY DADS IS A POLISE
[05:29]   <Kefka>   xDD
[05:29]   <Djangonator>   why do we get the shitty troll?
[05:29]   <hotgrl74_>   omg u cused
[05:29]   <Djangonator>   more of an effort could be put into this
[05:30]   <hotgrl74_>   wat r u tailing abat?
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[05:32]   <hotgrl74_>   wat name is he usin he said meat homo n here
[05:32]   <hotgrl74_>   him on
[05:32]   <Kefka>   homo n
[05:32]   <Kefka>   Must be me then :O
[05:32]   <Djangonator>   Is English your first language?
[05:32]   <hotgrl74_>   YES IM NOT BLACK
[05:32]   <Kefka>   ...
[05:32]   <Djangonator>   ...
[05:33]   <hotgrl74_>   omfg
[05:33]   <hotgrl74_>   im nto!@
[05:33]   <Djangonator>   Nigger
[05:33]   <hotgrl74_>   IM NOT A MEZICAN EITHER
[05:33]   <Djangonator>   ...
[05:33]   =-=   Zeriab is now known as Zeriab|AFK
[05:33]   <Kefka>   I think what we have here is a genious.
[05:33]   <Djangonator>   Exactly

[09:45:43]   Nightwolf is now known as Venom
[09:45:45]   Venom: Rawr.
[09:45:50]   Venom: I'm a nigger.

[11:01]   KaireiIsORANGE: WAUGH

[19:58]   <Silverline>   I'm not gay
[19:59]   <Silverline>   mmmm ballsweat <3

[20:16]   Djangonator: Sarah
[20:17]   Djangonator: SARAH
[20:17]   KingOfCows: LOVE
[20:17]   KingOfCows has disconnected: Quit: RMRK.net Java Chat

(6:38:15 AM) Nouman: eh but she's only using it for emails
(6:38:20 AM) Nouman: LOL thats all she does on my computer
(6:38:38 AM) PsychoBearMalson: fuck, if that's all she cares for make her trade with me
(6:38:47 AM) PsychoBearMalson: she can have this pile of email-checking shit

xD

<PsychoBear> maia's cream
<PsychoBear> maia's boobs
<PsychoBear> maia's hawt
<PsychoBear> maia's la la
<PsychoBear> oh wait there's a forum member named maia
<PsychoBear> oops
<PsychoBear> ...this is going in the quotes thread isn't it

(19:57:08) KingOfCows: Penis is always funny.

... = skipped lines. None are taken out to make the quote sound weird and like I changed just to make it weird.

<Tsunophile> My friend said that's me looking at gay porn. xD
<KingOfCows> Lol.
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<KingOfCows> Gay, child porn, you mean.
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<Tsunophile> Even that is beyond the Tsunophile
* Tsunophile vomits

<KingOfCows> Lol.
<Arrow-1> Be all like, Bill Nye the Gay Porn guy.
<KingOfCows> XD
<Tsunophile> Bwahahaha!

<Nouman> today I found out if you press teh buttons with the 1 and + sign then hit 1 again and press = you get 2 LOL you press thouse three buttons and you get another button!!!!!!!
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<KingOfCows> What?
<KingOfCows> Nouman, what?
<KingOfCows> Oh.
<Nouman> its something called a...
<KingOfCows> Lol.
<KingOfCows> XD
<Nouman> I think calculator
<KingOfCows> Lol.
<KingOfCows> Whoa.
<KingOfCows> What's that?
<Nouman> THATS WHAT I SAID
<Nouman> I think the person was an alien
<Nouman> like zeriabs son

<Nouman> WTF IM A MOD?!!!
<KingOfCows> LOL
<KingOfCows> XD
<Tsunophile> xD
<Nouman> xD

<Tsunokiette> We combine Algebra and Geometry
<Tsunokiette> So I've still got a year of algebore to go
<KingOfCows> XD
<arlXD> COMBINING MATH AND MATH!?!?!?!?
<arlXD> MADNESS!
<KingOfCows> I NOES!

<Arrow> Okay, ejaculated, pissed, shit, washed hands thouroughly. Game time.
<ahref> thanks for that lovely information
<Arrow> NP
<Arrow> I tend to be rather open about my bodily functions

weird shit

<Irockman1> IR Chicken
<Irockman1> Moo
<Ferenn> >_< I have a blind spot?
<Irockman1> Yes
<Irockman1> yes you infact do
<Ferenn> ;( I thought so
<Ferenn> So that's what this blue frame is.
* Irockman1 puts his arm around Ferenn
<Ferenn> Oh no! Police!
* Ferenn gets afraid of sexual assault
* Irockman1 bites her bra off
<Ferenn> I'm a man >_>
<Ferenn> EW.
<Irockman1> Umm
<Irockman1> Shit
<Irockman1> <.<

[22:04]   Arrow-SSJ4: oh lord hatemail
[22:04]   Djangonator: LOL WHAT?

... means unimportant part.


(2:39:19 PM) Arrow-1 is now known as Nick
(2:39:20 PM) Nick:
(2:39:37 PM) Vince: There is a guy in my class named nick...
...
(2:39:58 PM) Vince: But he has buttcrack problems...
(2:40:03 PM) Nick: ...
(2:40:07 PM) Nick is now known as Arrow-1