IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[haloOfTheSun]

(22:13:07) ***HaloOfTheSun is in the helicopter position right now
(22:13:14) Tsunokiette: The slugs lose their penis after sexorz
(22:13:16) Tsunokiette: O_O
(22:13:18) ***Holkeye is the cockpit

[Arrow]

[22:31]   Tsunokiette: OODLES OF DOODLES OF MARMALADED NOODLES
[22:33]   Oldbean: lol
[22:33]   Oldbean: BERRIES AND CREAM
[22:33]   Oldbean: BERRIES AND CREAM
[22:33]   Oldbean: I'M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRRRRRIEEEEEEEEES
[22:33]   Oldbean: AND CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEeEEeEAM~!

[Winged]

<Jalkson> I have too much free time right now, so I don't have much else to do.
<Jalkson> At least until I find another job.
<Jalkson> X_X
<Winged> You got fired from your previous job?
<Jalkson> Quit.
<Winged> Ahh
<Jalkson> It wasn't the best idea though. haha
<Jalkson> Should have at least stayed there until I got a new one.
<Winged> Did they try to make you into a stripper?
<Jalkson> No, then I would have stayed. xD


<Winged> Randomly make a female name right now =D
<Jalkson> JESUS

~Winged

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Saucy|NPA> @Nightwolf http://rg.slyph.org/261008090_e7e446719e_o.jpg  <{NSFW}
<Nightwolf> LOL hah
<Nightwolf> oh beef @_@
<Nightwolf> I smiled cuz i thought
<Nightwolf> the burger was saying i'm loving it
<Nightwolf> and the tomato looked like it's lips
<Nightwolf> lol.
<Saucy|NPA> =) your so cute

[Arrow]

[15:31] Silverline: djang r dum dumm

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Winged> Btw, my dog had her period =3
<Winged> She got it all over my blanket (she has a habit of sleeping on my bed)



<Nightwolf> I wanna be a neurosurgeon/neurophysician

[Winged]

<Winged> ...You're a big bad meanie 
<Nightwolf> i am a small little asshole

~Winged

[Arrow]

[22:31]   Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Djang|PKMN> Ohhh
<Djang|PKMN> I GOT A PAL PAD
<Djang|PKMN> now we can share periods
<Djang|PKMN> and uterine lining
<Djang|PKMN> and maybe a little bit of AIDS
<Sarah> omg hot
<Sarah> mail me ur used pad and i will masturbate in it and mail it back



<Ego> Those japos that take pics all tongue2animal butt make me lol in a bad way
<Ego> Japanese are crazy
<Djang|PKMN> these cherubi ar fucking adorable
<Sarah> ego wtf @ ur continent
<Sarah> i downloaded random asian porn
<Sarah> and this guy selling insurance to a woman is seduced
<Sarah> i skip ahead
<Ego> I don't own the continent!
<Sarah> she's lactating and he's like OOH I LOVE MAMA'S MILK
<Ego> But if I did.....
<Ego> I'd flood the market with rice and sell Soy Sauce at 1 million dollaru a bottle
<Ego> I'd be super rich in no time~

[Dwarra?]

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<Kashii> o-o
<Saucy> bb
<Kashii>
<Dr_Sword> PARTY TIME
<Saucy>
* Dr_Sword takes off his clothes
* Jalkson shields his eyes
* Kashii hides her eyes
* Saucy smells swordos clothes
* Kashii puts swords clothes in dry cleaning bags
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<Silverline> I sensed nudity
<Silverline> =o

[haloOfTheSun]

(23:35:04) Holkeye: I poked a mon once
(23:35:07) Holkeye: he didnt like it
(23:35:08) Zypher: pokemUHN
(23:35:20) Kashii: Did he attack you?
(23:35:24) Holkeye: yeah
(23:35:29) Holkeye: it was super effective
(23:35:32) Holkeye:
(23:35:36) Kashii: Did you like it?
(23:35:40) Holkeye: i fainted



[spoiler](00:24:28) HaloOfTheSun: Nightwolf
(00:24:35) Nightwolf: haloofthesun
(00:24:41) HaloOfTheSun: I really really really really really really REALLY need you to tell me a story right now
(00:25:05) HaloOfTheSun: about
(00:25:05) Nightwolf: okay
(00:25:09) Nightwolf: Jack and Jill went up the hill and died.
(00:25:12) HaloOfTheSun: all the dogz you've burned
(00:25:16) Nightwolf: ah okay
(00:25:20) Nightwolf: So once upon a gay time
(00:25:22) Nightwolf: i was born
(00:25:27) Nightwolf: and i saw the doctors having sex
(00:25:37) Nightwolf: So then one day
(00:25:40) Nightwolf: i think the next day
(00:25:43) Nightwolf: No, the same day i was born
(00:25:46) Nightwolf: i saw a dog rape a girl
(00:25:59) Nightwolf: and that girl was non other than some random bitch on the street
(00:26:08) Nightwolf: And then the next day..
(00:26:11) Nightwolf: yeh the next day
(00:26:20) Nightwolf: I read an encyclopedia about goals of life
(00:26:26) Nightwolf: i was just 1
(00:26:31) Nightwolf: I thought i'd have a dog burning goal.
(00:26:37) Nightwolf: SO my mom went out after some time
(00:26:43) Nightwolf: I was alone, my grandpa was asleep
(00:26:46) Nightwolf: if he was there
(00:26:48) Nightwolf: i dunno
(00:26:55) Nightwolf: I got a matchstick and lighted it somehow
(00:27:01) Nightwolf: and threw it out of the window
(00:27:07) Nightwolf: And saw a dog burn
(00:27:13) Nightwolf: And i started laughing
(00:27:18) Nightwolf: My brain became evil
(00:27:20) Nightwolf: Then..
(00:27:23) Nightwolf: time for the scene
(00:27:32) ***Nightwolf shows calender years stripping of like those art movies
(00:27:34) Nightwolf: I became 12
(00:27:43) Nightwolf: Burning more dogs than i even thought of
(00:27:47) Nightwolf: well i don't think a lot
(00:27:53) Nightwolf: I kept a count
(00:27:59) Nightwolf: And i forgot it the next day
(00:28:09) Nightwolf: i was a month old man, i couldn't coun;t
(00:28:21) Nightwolf: thought i did realise e=mc into mc
(00:28:27) Nightwolf: which i forgot too..
(00:28:32) Nightwolf: yeah, back on story
(00:28:42) Nightwolf: I had burned so many dogs, I WAS A NATIONAL THREAT
(00:28:57) Nightwolf: So one day, i sneaked up as a dog
(00:29:02) Nightwolf: and went to the dogly meetings
(00:29:09) Nightwolf: Where many dogs had accumilated.
(00:29:22) Nightwolf: I had burned their cheif official and took his place
(00:29:29) Nightwolf: They called me on stage to tell wats to be done.
(00:29:36) Nightwolf: No i burned em everywhere
(00:29:41) Nightwolf: through my satellite burner
(00:29:45) Nightwolf: Yeah so i was giving my speaach
(00:29:54) Nightwolf: i slowly lit a matchstick
(00:30:04) Nightwolf: And took out my disguse, but the leg part got stuck
(00:30:12) Nightwolf: And burned the whole dog politics community
(00:30:16) Nightwolf: the next day
(00:30:20) Nightwolf: I saw the dogly news
(00:30:24) Nightwolf: the burning scene
(00:30:26) Nightwolf: the terror.
(00:30:29) Nightwolf: How monsterous i was
(00:30:36) Nightwolf: Why did i do all that/
(00:30:39) Nightwolf: For fun.
(00:30:41) Nightwolf: yeah for fun.
(00:30:50) Nightwolf: SO then, i kept burning dogs everywhere
(00:30:59) Nightwolf: Bt fyi, i never killed them.
(00:31:06) Nightwolf: And then i got a dog
(00:31:08) Nightwolf: Monty
(00:31:16) Nightwolf: And i taught him to speak, and write and study and learn
(00:31:31) Nightwolf: and he finished max payne 1 before i did ;-;
(00:31:37) Nightwolf: So right now
(00:31:41) Nightwolf: The story ends.[/spoiler]

[Nightwolf]

Totally random song i made =

(18:56:55) CuddlyCums_Bear: Jack and Jill went up the hill and raped each-ooooother
(18:57:03) CuddlyCums_Bear: jack fucked off and broke his balls
(18:57:08) CuddlyCums_Bear: and jill came raping affffter.

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<CuddlyCums_Bear> Now i gotta go fill a bucket of sperm and throw it at my dog to somehow get it pregnant.



<ZiggityZypher> anne the manatee
<ZiggityZypher> OH THE HU-MANATEE
<Deliciously_Saucy> oh wait, lol
<Deliciously_Saucy> you called her fat :3
<ZiggityZypher> haha, I didn't think it was that subtle :3
<Anne> IM NOT FAT
<Anne> FAGGOTS
<Deliciously_Saucy> lol, pix or its not tru
<Deliciously_Saucy> it doesnt matter tho, i think most people find chubby girls to be cute :3 
<Anne> pfft im not chubby
<Deliciously_Saucy> its past chubby then? =(
<Anne> im not chubby but im not skinny either.i have enough meat but not enough to be chubby
<Deliciously_Saucy> LOL
<Deliciously_Saucy> Cute <3

[Dwarra?]

<ataraxy2> I am continuing to suck your cock Sword

[ataraxy2]

Rufias_Doofius: TAKE A LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE
Rufias_Doofius: ITS THE ONLY ONE I GOT
Rufias_Doofius: NOT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE
Jiggy_Z: WORD DOG
Rufias_Doofius: I NEVER SEEM TO GET A LOT

[Deliciously_Saucy]

LOL, Must read

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<Holk> HIIIIII
<Djigglypuff> Haha
<Djigglypuff> evening, Holk
<Holk> I did
<Holk> so many shots tonigh
<Holk> i ralphed begind a bar
<Holk> and then drank moer
<Saucy> lol, wanna hook up?
<Saucy> =p
<Holk> sure
<Holk> i cant drive right now thoah
<Djigglypuff> LOL
<Saucy> oww, its not that long of a drive to australia you can make it
<GilgameshRO> lmao
<Djigglypuff> you crack me up, Holk
<Holk> i cat swin now either :/
<Holk> swim*
<GilgameshRO> the most hilarious thing is that he was seirous when he said that
<GilgameshRO> *serious
<Djigglypuff> LOL
<Holk> lol i was?
<GilgameshRO> it's okay holk you're drunk
<Holk> reallly
<Djigglypuff> Yeah
<Holk> ?
<Djigglypuff> Zypher would probably start looking good by now
<Saucy> lol :*
<Holk> Saycy is hot thoug
<Djigglypuff> LOL
<Holk> i woulnt have to ne drunk
<Saucy> ^.~
<Holk> but icould pronbably have sex for hours now an not cum lol
<Saucy> LOL <3
<Saucy> after watching that cancer patient die, this is really turning me on
<Saucy> =D
<Holk> hot
<Holk> let me se uou naked
<Holk> LOL
<Holk> m sorry if is ay somethng that is ingorant
<Saucy> LoLz :*
<Saucy> not at all
<Holk> you have tounerstandt hough
<Saucy> I do, its cute
<Saucy> hey holk,
<Saucy> say hi to the people at QOC
<Holk> hi QOC
<Holk> ~
<Saucy> :*
<Holk> what is QOc?



<333 Soo cute Holk :*



*ChaosSpartan28 ponders at the thought of how eveyone is thinking of his penis being out of control

[:)]

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Dr_Sword> ZERIAB >_>! THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER, ITS BURNING GRIP DRIVES ME TO DEFEAT YOU! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY SORROW!
<Dr_Sword> SHINING FINGER
* Dr_Sword shining fingers Zeriab
<ahref> :|
<Zypher> this is a hot program
<Zeriab|Teaching> Sword <3
* Dr_Sword just plain regular fingers Saucy

[Nightwolf]

(18:40:03) Silverline: do you like seeing women in lingeie
(18:40:03) Silverline: cause
(18:40:03) Silverline: are you a lesbian ?_?
(18:40:37) Nightwolf: HAHAHAHAh
(18:41:25) Nightwolf: oh God, that will make her so angry
(18:41:30) Nightwolf: And she'll call you
(18:41:41) Nightwolf: gtfo fgt
(18:41:42) Nightwolf: CLASSIC
(18:42:20) Nightwolf: and probab;y kick me for this
(18:44:00) Anne: NO IM NOT
(18:44:02) Anne: F U
(18:44:12) Anne: I DONT HAVE ANY REACTIONS SEEING WOMEN IN LINGERIE
(18:44:17) Anne: COZ IM NOT A LESBO
(18:44:32) Anne: WHY SILVERLINE?YOUR THING CANT GET UP EVEN AFTER SEEING A HOT WOMEN IN LINGERIE?
(18:44:34) Nightwolf: HAHAH
(18:44:35) Anne: COZ GAY?!?!!?
(18:44:45) Nightwolf: OMG
(18:44:46) Nightwolf: OWNEd

[Deliciously_Saucy]

Ok, he didn't say anything funny, but arlen is in IRC!

*Deliciously_Saucy hugs karl and presses her boobs against him by proxy
<karl> my browser doesn't support boobs by proxies

<karl> awkward is a weird word
<KingOfCows> "Weird" is a weird words
<KingOfCows> word*
<karl> awwwwkwardd
<KingOfCows> It doesn't follow the "i" before "e" rule
<Deliciously_Saucy> especial when you spell it wrong
<HaloOfTheSun> aaaaaawwwwwwwwwkwwwaaaaaaaarrrrrd
<karl> awkward is an awk word
<karl> wok word
<HaloOfTheSun> lol
<karl> kawk word
<KingOfCows> lol
<KingOfCows> YEAH
<KingOfCows> er
<KingOfCows> HEY
<KaireiIsSTRAWBOOBIES> kawk?
<KingOfCows> kawk is my last name backwards..
<karl> HEY
<karl> kawk.
<Deliciously_Saucy> LOL
<KingOfCows> Kwak.
<karl> HA
<KingOfCows> >_>
<karl> that's just fantastic


<karl> DS, I want to sex you so bad it hurts

[Kokowam]

<karlmarx> HA

<karlmarx> I GET IT

I just lol'd because it made no damn sense whatsoever.

[Djangonator]

[17:06]   <Deliciously_Saucy>   lol, fgt much KingOfCows?
[17:06]   <KingOfCows>   no...
[17:06]   <KingOfCows>   I'm straight
[17:06]   <KingOfCows>   Just daring B)


LOL I laughed so hard at that ;-;

[Kokowam]

I thought you would post that -_-

[Kokowam]

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Sorry for double post, but LOL. Super kicking.

[Kokowam]

Sorry for the... um, triple post (T_T) but another thing to post.

<KingOfCows> Msn
<KingOfCows> Man*
<KingOfCows> I'm such a nerd for saying this, but RUBIK'S CUBE IS SO FUN FOR SOME REASON
<KingOfCows> XD
<Zypher> haha
<Zypher> I can only get one side done
<Zypher> how to do the rest mystifies me
<KingOfCows> lol
<KingOfCows> Do you have a cube?
<HaloOfTheSun> there's no point, when you buy them, they're already complete

Halo, were you serious? o0