IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[Deliciously_Saucy]

BLIZZARD DOESN'T WANT THIS POSTED YARLY

[spoiler]<Saucy> Hi Blizzs  GF
<Blizzard> -_-
<Zeriab> XD
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> hi
<Blizzard> >_>
<Saucy> how are we?
<Blizzard> she doesn't REALLY speak english. >_>
<Blizzard> she says fine
<Blizzard> ^^
<Saucy> translate :3
<Blizzard> no wonder
<Blizzard> yeah, I do already
<Saucy> lol, Whats her name? =o
<Blizzard> no wonder she's fine
<Blizzard> she's sitting in/on my lap :B
<Blizzard> Sanda
<Saucy> eww
<Blizzard> Her name is Sanda
<Saucy> Halo Sanda
<Blizzard> ^^
<Zeriab>
<Blizzard> she says hi
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> that's weird. !_!
<Saucy> Yeh ive got nothing... >_>
<Blizzard> To let my GF talk to you guys. !_!
<Zeriab> Lol, this is what you are doing while being with your gf you geek XD
<Zeriab> >_>
<Saucy> lol
<Saucy> dirty
<Zeriab> It is a bit weird, but hi! anyway
<Blizzard> Why do you think I get those short "not posting periods" here...?
<Saucy> secks
<Blizzard> where I miss stuff
<Zeriab> XD
<Blizzard> LOL!
<Blizzard> good she doesn't know what you mean. >_>
<Saucy> lol SEX I meant SEX
* Saucy secks... :3
<Blizzard> DAMN!
<Zeriab> XD
<Blizzard> She's just giggling, lol
<Zeriab> Why so touchy
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> She touches me. !_!
<Zeriab> It's nearly like nothing will happen >_>
<Blizzard> At least not NOW.
<Zeriab> SEX
<Zeriab> XD
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> I don't talk about this on the forums... >_>
<Saucy> lol, yes he does
<Blizzard> private life, business and internet have to be separated. >_>
<Saucy> he's PERVERTED
<Blizzard> I mean that I have a GF.
<Zeriab> Naturally
<Blizzard> She knows that. =P
<Zeriab> Didn't you know that O_O
<Blizzard> One reason she likes me. =P
* Zeriab quotes and postes on rmrk
<Zeriab> XD
<Zeriab> brb
<Zeriab> >_>
<Blizzard> LOL!
<Blizzard> NO
<Blizzard> WAIT
[/spoiler]

[Kokowam]

Blizzard is god of the nerds! He's computer language smart and has a GF!

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Saucy> tigger was a tool 
<Djangonator> I used to like Eeyore best
<Djangonator> but he reminds me of Silverline so now I hate him

<Djangonator> I hate Silverline with all of my soul
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> You don't have a soul. !_!
<Djangonator> I do
<Blizzard> Nope, you don't.
<Djangonator> and I hate Silver with it
<Blizzard> You can't have one.
<Blizzard> You don't believe in God.
<Zypher> actually I haven't had one in like, 6 months
<Djangonator> So?
<Blizzard> I mean in YOUR opinion you can't have one. =P
<Zypher> LOL
<Djangonator> I can still believe in having a soul, yeah?
<Blizzard> Well.
<Djangonator> LOL I don't believe in souls, you goose
<Djangonator> fine, I hate him with every fiber of my being

[Blizzard]

[22:37] Holkeye: better delete your pedo-files

[tSwitch]

here's one from my dad

"That's it! Don't cut it off, BEAT IT OFF!"

you might want the context
we were watching a Hercules movie, and he was fighting the hydra.
herc just picked up the club and beat the hydra's brains out with it.

[Blizzard]

Those are IRC quotes, lol!

[spoiler][22:36] Arrow: I have to go
[22:36] Djangonator: since he was all
[22:36] Arrow: to the abthroom
[22:36] Zypher: this is so gay
[22:36] Djangonator: angry like that
[22:36] Arrow: but I know it's gonna hurt like HELL
[22:36] Blizzard: lol
[22:36] Zypher: LOL
[22:36] Arrow: because I have to piss
[22:36] Zypher: hahaha
[22:36] * HaloOfTheSun lost count.... we'll say 106
[22:36] Blizzard: did you eat chilli?
[22:36] Arrow: No.
[22:36] Saucy: <jap> And I think I never had masturbate. I think. - <3 cute
[22:36] HaloOfTheSun: LOL
[22:36] Arrow: It just...BURNS.
[22:36] Blizzard: hot kebap?
[22:36] Zypher: hahaha
[22:36] HaloOfTheSun: xD
[22:36] Arrow: In one spot
[22:36] Arrow: all the time
[22:36] Blizzard: xD
[22:36] HaloOfTheSun: maybe
[22:36] Arrow:
[22:36] HaloOfTheSun: you have a bladder infection
[22:36] Blizzard: Sounds ew
[22:36] Arrow: Probly.
[22:36] Blizzard: Could be
[22:37] Djangonator: LOL
[22:37] Arrow: Cranberry Juice expected.
[22:37] Blizzard: Or eye cancer
[22:37] Djangonator: or
[22:37] Djangonator: an atd
[22:37] HaloOfTheSun: MAYBE YOU'RE DYING
[22:37] Djangonator: std
[22:37] HaloOfTheSun: OR
[22:37] Arrow: rofl std.
[22:37] Zypher: gay
[22:37] HaloOfTheSun: maybe your penis is shrinking
[22:37] Arrow: OMG
[22:37] Zypher: okay I'm done playing warioware
[22:37] Arrow: I'LL SHOOT MYSELF
[22:37] Holkeye: uh oh, paddywagon
[22:37] Djangonator: LOL but it's already so small
[22:37] Saucy: lol
[22:37] Blizzard: You better hope that your shit is still stinking.
[22:37] Holkeye: better delete your pedo-files
[22:37] HaloOfTheSun: LOL
[22:37] Saucy: ROPH  sized perhaps[/spoiler]

[tSwitch]

I know, but I find mine funny anyways

that and the topic title isn't IRC quotes out of context, just Quotes out of Context

[haloOfTheSun]

It's implied that it's IRC. After all, this is in Community.

(15:44:32) Blizzard: HALOOFTHESUN, I, Blizzard, JUST CANNOT HIDE MY LOVE FOR YOU FOR A SECOND LONGER ;___; OH MY GOD
(15:44:39) Holkeye: me too, hes one of my favorites

[Blizzard]

May not be suited for all ages:
[spoiler][22:51] Djangonator: SHe's gonna do it???
[22:51] Saucy: you should try waxing your pubes holk :3 its fun
[22:51] Holkeye: hell no
[22:51] Saucy: ^.~
[22:51] Saucy: =p
[22:51] Holkeye: id like to not rip the skin off my sack
[22:51] Holkeye: thank you very much
[22:51] Djangonator: she is totally enjoying it
[22:52] Djangonator: OMG
[22:52] * HaloOfTheSun rips your sack skin off
[22:52] Holkeye: LOL
[22:52] Blizzard: LMAO!
[22:52] Holkeye: theres more than one way to skin a sack
[22:52] Saucy: harsh
[22:52] * Djangonator grabs ur balz and uses a knife
[22:53] HaloOfTheSun: LOL[/spoiler]

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Arrow> ZYPHER I CAME



<HaloOfTheSun> I have so much sausage in my mouth right now
<Zypher> LOL
<Zypher> sorry
* Zypher pulls out
<HaloOfTheSun> thx
<HaloOfTheSun> it was getting kinda hard to breathe
<Zypher> np
<Deliciously_Saucy> hawt
<Zypher> I know it can be overwhelming sometimes
<Zypher> but you taking on the challenge made me so hot I just had to
<Deliciously_Saucy> Im surprised halo cant handle the meat tho
<HaloOfTheSun> I'm a proficient meat handler

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Crankeye> Then a few hours, your like
*** PottBott sets mode +v on Deliciously_Saucy
<Crankeye> wtf was i thinking
*** ChanServ sets mode +h on Deliciously_Saucy
<Crankeye> Well i was having sex the other day
<Crankeye> and i said
<Crankeye> oh my dick feels like sausage
<Deliciously_Saucy> talkin to yourself again?
<Crankeye> and my gf didnt even skip a beat
<Crankeye> she was like
<Crankeye> come on baby slap on that butter
<Crankeye> come on oreven redenbocker
<Crankeye> pop that pussy, comeon pop that pussy
<Silverline> lol
<Crankeye> sounded good at the time
<Deliciously_Saucy> >_>
<Crankeye> Oh my dick feels like sausage



<Djang|DEAD> lol holk
<Djang|DEAD> hurley
<Djang|DEAD> "PEE ON MY FOOT"
<Holkeye> lol
<Deliciously_Saucy> lol, do it holk
<Deliciously_Saucy> your her friend no? ;-;
* Holkeye pees on ur foot
<Djang|DEAD>
<Deliciously_Saucy> that was harsh holk
<Deliciously_Saucy> rude... ;-;



<Nightwolf> i love my loli

[Djangonator]

[21:07]   <KaireiIsORANGE>   And no, nothing can replace the curves of a tenage girl's body
[21:07]   <KaireiIsORANGE>   ohhhh
[21:08]   <KaireiIsORANGE>   I'm so pery
[21:08]   <Djang|DEAD>   the only curve n my body is a complete circle shape
[21:09]   <Zypher>   sometimes I think God made her for playing soccer against Satan

[haloOfTheSun]

(21:41:00) Zypher: fuck you guys
(21:41:04) Djangonator: I don't think I can



(22:43:51) Holkeye: H - he's Huge in the pants
(22:43:57) Holkeye: A - he's Always hard
(22:44:06) Holkeye: L - he Loves penis
(22:44:21) Holkeye: O - he'll lick your Orifice
(22:44:40) Holkeye: O - Oh my god
(22:44:47) Holkeye: F - Fellatio
(22:44:56) Holkeye: T - Thirteen inches
(22:45:12) Holkeye: H - How many inches?
(22:45:21) Holkeye: E - ok, i lied. its Eighteen
(22:45:49) Holkeye: S - Super orgasms that paint celings
(22:45:57) Holkeye: U - U can't handle it
(22:46:18) Holkeye: N - Nearly took my eye out with that thing
(22:46:40) Holkeye: THE END



(00:51:25) HaloOfTheSun: oh man, you guys remember this
(00:51:34) HaloOfTheSun: oh fuck, hold on
(00:51:50) Djangonator: yeah, I've heard that plenty f times



(01:13:40) Djangonator: ...why does that turn me on
(01:13:51) DS|BBL: the rape or roph?

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Djang|NAP> u wrong my oervd bed LP



<Nightwolf> OH GOD
<Nightwolf> You guys have bad thoughts for me ;-;
<Saucy> http://wiki.rmrk.net/index.php/Category:Misc
<Saucy> Under S
<Nightwolf> HEY!
<Nightwolf> IM SPECIAL
<Nightwolf> I GET sexuall PROTECTION
<Nightwolf> YEEY

[Blizzard]

[12:24] Blizzard: BUT I LOVE YOU, NIGHTWOLF!!!111oneone
[12:24] Nightwolf: I LOVE ME TOO

[Malson]

(11:02:50 AM) Nightwolf: have you guys ever heard of mnm>
(11:02:53 AM) Nightwolf: Some rap singer
(11:02:57 AM) Nightwolf: Who uses bad words in his songs

[Blizzard]

[22:18] Tezuka101: Do you do experiments on your guinea pig?

EDIT:

[23:03] Djangonator: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/ThestralJaw/Picture35.jpg
[23:03] Djangonator: faceplz?
[23:05] Zypher: make him look beautiful, but in a manly way
[23:05] Djangonator: no
[23:05] Holkeye: It figures that Zyph would pick something homoerotic like that

[Malson]

(8:29:14 PM) Zypher: didn't you like
(8:29:19 PM) Zypher: used to not like Nouman?
(8:29:26 PM) Gijgames_: i still don't like nouman
(8:29:32 PM) Zypher: LOL
(8:29:35 PM) Zypher: I see
(8:29:42 PM) Arrow: LOL
(8:29:43 PM) Nouman [Nouman@wind-889920F6.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net] entered the room.

[Deliciously_Saucy]

<Zypher> god, that felt great
<Zypher> having semen in my asshole that wasn't my own
<GilgameshRO> i like my own semen in my asshole
<Zypher> I want to see men in my asshole



*** ataraxy2 has joined #Crankeye
*** PottBott sets mode +v on ataraxy2
<Saucy> then again, I think it would be creepy if you knew the size of your cats penis
<Zypher> I wonder what it would be like to jerk off a cat
<Saucy> its sorta the same as a ferret
<Saucy> uhh...
<Zypher> you'd have to like, squeeze his little thingie with two fingers and flick it and twist it around
<Saucy> i imagen
<Saucy> >_>
<Zypher> and the cat would be like "mmrrrrrraaaaooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
<Zypher> and you'd go faster and faster until you got kittysplooge on your hand
<Saucy> fun for 2
<Saucy> =D
<Zypher> I wonder what cat semen tastes like
<Saucy> not as salty as humans
<Saucy> LoL, OH, UH HI ATARXY
<Saucy> DIDNT SEE YOU THERE



<Saucy> halo, will you leave your fiance for me?
<Saucy> just say yes
<HaloOfTheSun> ok yes
<Saucy> :3



<Deliciously_Saucy> what was your favorite character for disney porn nightwolf? :3
<Nightwolf> donald
<Nightwolf> no wait
<Nightwolf> Minnie was good to
<Nightwolf> So was goofy
<Nightwolf> But pluto had solid sperm
<Deliciously_Saucy> males...??
<Kefka> lol wtf
<Deliciously_Saucy> =(
<Nightwolf> Everyone was good in their stuff



<Nightwolf> you fucking moron, dont you get
<Nightwolf> the simple fact that
<Nightwolf> IM BI

[Blizzard]

[17:23] * Zypher takes blizzard and throws him against the wall
[17:23] * Nightwolf gets blizzard pregnent without sex
[17:23] * Blizzard bleeds

EDIT:

[18:21] Kashii: I'm more like an arl type of girl ;[
[18:22] Zypher: arl?
[18:22] Zypher: you have a beard?

[Malson]

(4:30:40 PM) ***Zypher throws myself against the wall tearing my own clothes off
(4:30:42 PM) Kashii: o heck yes

[Dwarra?]

-Max- soooo... how is everyone doing this fine day?
<Lol_Mesquite> IM DOIN FINE
<Lol_Mesquite> TORNADOES, PENIS SHAPED HAIL, A HAIL HOMING DEVICE UP MY ASS 
<Zypher> LOL
<Zypher> Arlington's got a tornado warning
<Lol_Mesquite> South United States has a tornado warning
<Lol_Mesquite> besides
<Lol_Mesquite> A tornado cant lift djang
<Zypher> LOL

[haloOfTheSun]

(00:35:29) Nightwolf: I named my penis Godzilla

[Holkeye]

<Nightwolf> Lamb ha a little mary
<Nightwolf> mary follow lamb everywhere
<Nightwolf> lamb kill mary
<Nightwolf> lamb cry
<Nightwolf> lamb suicide
<Nightwolf> mary alive
<Nightwolf> mary's dog cry
<Nightwolf> mary dog kill dead lamb
<Nightwolf> i put bomb
<Nightwolf> everyone dies
<Nightwolf> i smile
<Nightwolf> the end.

[Knownot]

<Angelic_Diablo> HI!
<Angelic_Diablo> doth nobody dare to stir when The A_D speakth
<Angelic_Diablo> alalalalala
<Angelic_Diablo> I belong to the tribe known as the baconians
<Angelic_Diablo> We live on a planet made completely of pig... bacon
<Angelic_Diablo> come pitiful peasants. Join me on my quest to find teh true meaning of bacon!
<Angelic_Diablo> no?
<Angelic_Diablo> No one will join me?
<Angelic_Diablo> geus Im on my own then...
* Angelic_Diablo draws sword and heads down the path
* Angelic_Diablo stops
* Angelic_Diablo turns around
<Angelic_Diablo> does anybody have a compass?
<Angelic_Diablo> I dont know where Im going
<Angelic_Diablo> No?
<Angelic_Diablo> Fine then
<Angelic_Diablo> Be gone with you
<Angelic_Diablo> I shall just use the stars...
<Angelic_Diablo> xcept...
<Angelic_Diablo> Its cloudy on this night...
<Angelic_Diablo> This night of all nights
<Angelic_Diablo> typical huh?
<Angelic_Diablo> just my luck
<Angelic_Diablo> the night I begin my quest and the stars are coverd by clouds. 
<Angelic_Diablo> It seems even god is not wiht me on this one
<Angelic_Diablo> shhh?
<Angelic_Diablo> What was that???
<Angelic_Diablo> There's something in those bushes over there...
<Angelic_Diablo> hmmm...
<Angelic_Diablo> Argh! its a beast
<Angelic_Diablo> a hideous beast with 5 arms and 2 penis's
* Angelic_Diablo starts swinging his sword
* Angelic_Diablo ducks a penis attack
* Angelic_Diablo swings sword and shops off beasts arm
<Angelic_Diablo> muahaha now you only have the four arms!!!
* Angelic_Diablo takes a face full of cum to face
<Angelic_Diablo> Wow I did not see that coming... excuse me for a moment
* Angelic_Diablo goes off to side and vomits.
* Angelic_Diablo comes back
<Angelic_Diablo> there okay where were we?
<Angelic_Diablo> ahh yes..
* Angelic_Diablo runs forward flailing sword
* Angelic_Diablo manages to slice off two arms with one swish chop
<Angelic_Diablo> yus high five!
* Angelic_Diablo takes one last big swing and slices of the head of the beast.