IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

BLIZZARD DOESN'T WANT THIS POSTED YARLY

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<Saucy> Hi Blizzs  GF
<Blizzard> -_-
<Zeriab> XD
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> hi
<Blizzard> >_>
<Saucy> how are we?
<Blizzard> she doesn't REALLY speak english. >_>
<Blizzard> she says fine
<Blizzard> ^^
<Saucy> translate :3
<Blizzard> no wonder
<Blizzard> yeah, I do already
<Saucy> lol, Whats her name? =o
<Blizzard> no wonder she's fine
<Blizzard> she's sitting in/on my lap :B
<Blizzard> Sanda
<Saucy> eww
<Blizzard> Her name is Sanda
<Saucy> Halo Sanda
<Blizzard> ^^
<Zeriab>
<Blizzard> she says hi
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> that's weird. !_!
<Saucy> Yeh ive got nothing... >_>
<Blizzard> To let my GF talk to you guys. !_!
<Zeriab> Lol, this is what you are doing while being with your gf you geek XD
<Zeriab> >_>
<Saucy> lol
<Saucy> dirty
<Zeriab> It is a bit weird, but hi! anyway
<Blizzard> Why do you think I get those short "not posting periods" here...?
<Saucy> secks
<Blizzard> where I miss stuff
<Zeriab> XD
<Blizzard> LOL!
<Blizzard> good she doesn't know what you mean. >_>
<Saucy> lol SEX I meant SEX
* Saucy secks... :3
<Blizzard> DAMN!
<Zeriab> XD
<Blizzard> She's just giggling, lol
<Zeriab> Why so touchy
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> She touches me. !_!
<Zeriab> It's nearly like nothing will happen >_>
<Blizzard> At least not NOW.
<Zeriab> SEX
<Zeriab> XD
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> I don't talk about this on the forums... >_>
<Saucy> lol, yes he does
<Blizzard> private life, business and internet have to be separated. >_>
<Saucy> he's PERVERTED
<Blizzard> I mean that I have a GF.
<Zeriab> Naturally
<Blizzard> She knows that. =P
<Zeriab> Didn't you know that O_O
<Blizzard> One reason she likes me. =P
* Zeriab quotes and postes on rmrk
<Zeriab> XD
<Zeriab> brb
<Zeriab> >_>
<Blizzard> LOL!
<Blizzard> NO
<Blizzard> WAIT

Blizzard is god of the nerds! He's computer language smart and has a GF!

<Saucy> tigger was a tool 
<Djangonator> I used to like Eeyore best
<Djangonator> but he reminds me of Silverline so now I hate him

<Djangonator> I hate Silverline with all of my soul
<Blizzard> lol
<Blizzard> You don't have a soul. !_!
<Djangonator> I do
<Blizzard> Nope, you don't.
<Djangonator> and I hate Silver with it
<Blizzard> You can't have one.
<Blizzard> You don't believe in God.
<Zypher> actually I haven't had one in like, 6 months
<Djangonator> So?
<Blizzard> I mean in YOUR opinion you can't have one. =P
<Zypher> LOL
<Djangonator> I can still believe in having a soul, yeah?
<Blizzard> Well.
<Djangonator> LOL I don't believe in souls, you goose
<Djangonator> fine, I hate him with every fiber of my being

[22:37] Holkeye: better delete your pedo-files

here's one from my dad

"That's it! Don't cut it off, BEAT IT OFF!"

you might want the context
we were watching a Hercules movie, and he was fighting the hydra.
herc just picked up the club and beat the hydra's brains out with it.

Those are IRC quotes, lol!

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[22:36] Arrow: I have to go
[22:36] Djangonator: since he was all
[22:36] Arrow: to the abthroom
[22:36] Zypher: this is so gay
[22:36] Djangonator: angry like that
[22:36] Arrow: but I know it's gonna hurt like HELL
[22:36] Blizzard: lol
[22:36] Zypher: LOL
[22:36] Arrow: because I have to piss
[22:36] Zypher: hahaha
[22:36] * HaloOfTheSun lost count.... we'll say 106
[22:36] Blizzard: did you eat chilli?
[22:36] Arrow: No.
[22:36] Saucy: <jap> And I think I never had masturbate. I think. - <3 cute
[22:36] HaloOfTheSun: LOL
[22:36] Arrow: It just...BURNS.
[22:36] Blizzard: hot kebap?
[22:36] Zypher: hahaha
[22:36] HaloOfTheSun: xD
[22:36] Arrow: In one spot
[22:36] Arrow: all the time
[22:36] Blizzard: xD
[22:36] HaloOfTheSun: maybe
[22:36] Arrow:
[22:36] HaloOfTheSun: you have a bladder infection
[22:36] Blizzard: Sounds ew
[22:36] Arrow: Probly.
[22:36] Blizzard: Could be
[22:37] Djangonator: LOL
[22:37] Arrow: Cranberry Juice expected.
[22:37] Blizzard: Or eye cancer
[22:37] Djangonator: or
[22:37] Djangonator: an atd
[22:37] HaloOfTheSun: MAYBE YOU'RE DYING
[22:37] Djangonator: std
[22:37] HaloOfTheSun: OR
[22:37] Arrow: rofl std.
[22:37] Zypher: gay
[22:37] HaloOfTheSun: maybe your penis is shrinking
[22:37] Arrow: OMG
[22:37] Zypher: okay I'm done playing warioware
[22:37] Arrow: I'LL SHOOT MYSELF
[22:37] Holkeye: uh oh, paddywagon
[22:37] Djangonator: LOL but it's already so small
[22:37] Saucy: lol
[22:37] Blizzard: You better hope that your shit is still stinking.
[22:37] Holkeye: better delete your pedo-files
[22:37] HaloOfTheSun: LOL
[22:37] Saucy: ROPH  sized perhaps

I know, but I find mine funny anyways

that and the topic title isn't IRC quotes out of context, just Quotes out of Context

It's implied that it's IRC. After all, this is in Community.

(15:44:32) Blizzard: HALOOFTHESUN, I, Blizzard, JUST CANNOT HIDE MY LOVE FOR YOU FOR A SECOND LONGER ;___; OH MY GOD
(15:44:39) Holkeye: me too, hes one of my favorites

May not be suited for all ages:

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[22:51] Djangonator: SHe's gonna do it???
[22:51] Saucy: you should try waxing your pubes holk :3 its fun
[22:51] Holkeye: hell no
[22:51] Saucy: ^.~
[22:51] Saucy: =p
[22:51] Holkeye: id like to not rip the skin off my sack
[22:51] Holkeye: thank you very much
[22:51] Djangonator: she is totally enjoying it
[22:52] Djangonator: OMG
[22:52] * HaloOfTheSun rips your sack skin off
[22:52] Holkeye: LOL
[22:52] Blizzard: LMAO!
[22:52] Holkeye: theres more than one way to skin a sack
[22:52] Saucy: harsh
[22:52] * Djangonator grabs ur balz and uses a knife
[22:53] HaloOfTheSun: LOL

<Arrow> ZYPHER I CAME


<HaloOfTheSun> I have so much sausage in my mouth right now
<Zypher> LOL
<Zypher> sorry
* Zypher pulls out
<HaloOfTheSun> thx
<HaloOfTheSun> it was getting kinda hard to breathe
<Zypher> np
<Deliciously_Saucy> hawt
<Zypher> I know it can be overwhelming sometimes
<Zypher> but you taking on the challenge made me so hot I just had to
<Deliciously_Saucy> Im surprised halo cant handle the meat tho
<HaloOfTheSun> I'm a proficient meat handler

<Crankeye> Then a few hours, your like
*** PottBott sets mode +v on Deliciously_Saucy
<Crankeye> wtf was i thinking
*** ChanServ sets mode +h on Deliciously_Saucy
<Crankeye> Well i was having sex the other day
<Crankeye> and i said
<Crankeye> oh my dick feels like sausage
<Deliciously_Saucy> talkin to yourself again?
<Crankeye> and my gf didnt even skip a beat
<Crankeye> she was like
<Crankeye> come on baby slap on that butter
<Crankeye> come on oreven redenbocker
<Crankeye> pop that pussy, comeon pop that pussy
<Silverline> lol
<Crankeye> sounded good at the time
<Deliciously_Saucy> >_>
<Crankeye> Oh my dick feels like sausage


<Djang|DEAD> lol holk
<Djang|DEAD> hurley
<Djang|DEAD> "PEE ON MY FOOT"
<Holkeye> lol
<Deliciously_Saucy> lol, do it holk
<Deliciously_Saucy> your her friend no? ;-;
* Holkeye pees on ur foot
<Djang|DEAD>
<Deliciously_Saucy> that was harsh holk
<Deliciously_Saucy> rude... ;-;


<Nightwolf> i love my loli

[21:07]   <KaireiIsORANGE>   And no, nothing can replace the curves of a tenage girl's body
[21:07]   <KaireiIsORANGE>   ohhhh
[21:08]   <KaireiIsORANGE>   I'm so pery
[21:08]   <Djang|DEAD>   the only curve n my body is a complete circle shape
[21:09]   <Zypher>   sometimes I think God made her for playing soccer against Satan

(21:41:00) Zypher: fuck you guys
(21:41:04) Djangonator: I don't think I can


(22:43:51) Holkeye: H - he's Huge in the pants
(22:43:57) Holkeye: A - he's Always hard
(22:44:06) Holkeye: L - he Loves penis
(22:44:21) Holkeye: O - he'll lick your Orifice
(22:44:40) Holkeye: O - Oh my god
(22:44:47) Holkeye: F - Fellatio
(22:44:56) Holkeye: T - Thirteen inches
(22:45:12) Holkeye: H - How many inches?
(22:45:21) Holkeye: E - ok, i lied. its Eighteen
(22:45:49) Holkeye: S - Super orgasms that paint celings
(22:45:57) Holkeye: U - U can't handle it
(22:46:18) Holkeye: N - Nearly took my eye out with that thing
(22:46:40) Holkeye: THE END


(00:51:25) HaloOfTheSun: oh man, you guys remember this
(00:51:34) HaloOfTheSun: oh fuck, hold on
(00:51:50) Djangonator: yeah, I've heard that plenty f times


(01:13:40) Djangonator: ...why does that turn me on
(01:13:51) DS|BBL: the rape or roph?

<Djang|NAP> u wrong my oervd bed LP


<Nightwolf> OH GOD
<Nightwolf> You guys have bad thoughts for me ;-;
<Saucy> http://wiki.rmrk.net/index.php/Category:Misc
<Saucy> Under S
<Nightwolf> HEY!
<Nightwolf> IM SPECIAL
<Nightwolf> I GET sexuall PROTECTION
<Nightwolf> YEEY

[12:24] Blizzard: BUT I LOVE YOU, NIGHTWOLF!!!111oneone
[12:24] Nightwolf: I LOVE ME TOO

(11:02:50 AM) Nightwolf: have you guys ever heard of mnm>
(11:02:53 AM) Nightwolf: Some rap singer
(11:02:57 AM) Nightwolf: Who uses bad words in his songs

[22:18] Tezuka101: Do you do experiments on your guinea pig?

EDIT:

[23:03] Djangonator: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/ThestralJaw/Picture35.jpg
[23:03] Djangonator: faceplz?
[23:05] Zypher: make him look beautiful, but in a manly way
[23:05] Djangonator: no
[23:05] Holkeye: It figures that Zyph would pick something homoerotic like that

(8:29:14 PM) Zypher: didn't you like
(8:29:19 PM) Zypher: used to not like Nouman?
(8:29:26 PM) Gijgames_: i still don't like nouman
(8:29:32 PM) Zypher: LOL
(8:29:35 PM) Zypher: I see
(8:29:42 PM) Arrow: LOL
(8:29:43 PM) Nouman [Nouman@wind-889920F6.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net] entered the room.

<Zypher> god, that felt great
<Zypher> having semen in my asshole that wasn't my own
<GilgameshRO> i like my own semen in my asshole
<Zypher> I want to see men in my asshole


*** ataraxy2 has joined #Crankeye
*** PottBott sets mode +v on ataraxy2
<Saucy> then again, I think it would be creepy if you knew the size of your cats penis
<Zypher> I wonder what it would be like to jerk off a cat
<Saucy> its sorta the same as a ferret
<Saucy> uhh...
<Zypher> you'd have to like, squeeze his little thingie with two fingers and flick it and twist it around
<Saucy> i imagen
<Saucy> >_>
<Zypher> and the cat would be like "mmrrrrrraaaaooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
<Zypher> and you'd go faster and faster until you got kittysplooge on your hand
<Saucy> fun for 2
<Saucy> =D
<Zypher> I wonder what cat semen tastes like
<Saucy> not as salty as humans
<Saucy> LoL, OH, UH HI ATARXY
<Saucy> DIDNT SEE YOU THERE


<Saucy> halo, will you leave your fiance for me?
<Saucy> just say yes
<HaloOfTheSun> ok yes
<Saucy> :3


<Deliciously_Saucy> what was your favorite character for disney porn nightwolf? :3
<Nightwolf> donald
<Nightwolf> no wait
<Nightwolf> Minnie was good to
<Nightwolf> So was goofy
<Nightwolf> But pluto had solid sperm
<Deliciously_Saucy> males...??
<Kefka> lol wtf
<Deliciously_Saucy> =(
<Nightwolf> Everyone was good in their stuff


<Nightwolf> you fucking moron, dont you get
<Nightwolf> the simple fact that
<Nightwolf> IM BI

[17:23] * Zypher takes blizzard and throws him against the wall
[17:23] * Nightwolf gets blizzard pregnent without sex
[17:23] * Blizzard bleeds

EDIT:

[18:21] Kashii: I'm more like an arl type of girl ;[
[18:22] Zypher: arl?
[18:22] Zypher: you have a beard?

(4:30:40 PM) ***Zypher throws myself against the wall tearing my own clothes off
(4:30:42 PM) Kashii: o heck yes

-Max- soooo... how is everyone doing this fine day?
<Lol_Mesquite> IM DOIN FINE
<Lol_Mesquite> TORNADOES, PENIS SHAPED HAIL, A HAIL HOMING DEVICE UP MY ASS 
<Zypher> LOL
<Zypher> Arlington's got a tornado warning
<Lol_Mesquite> South United States has a tornado warning
<Lol_Mesquite> besides
<Lol_Mesquite> A tornado cant lift djang
<Zypher> LOL

(00:35:29) Nightwolf: I named my penis Godzilla

<Nightwolf> Lamb ha a little mary
<Nightwolf> mary follow lamb everywhere
<Nightwolf> lamb kill mary
<Nightwolf> lamb cry
<Nightwolf> lamb suicide
<Nightwolf> mary alive
<Nightwolf> mary's dog cry
<Nightwolf> mary dog kill dead lamb
<Nightwolf> i put bomb
<Nightwolf> everyone dies
<Nightwolf> i smile
<Nightwolf> the end.

<Angelic_Diablo> HI!
<Angelic_Diablo> doth nobody dare to stir when The A_D speakth
<Angelic_Diablo> alalalalala
<Angelic_Diablo> I belong to the tribe known as the baconians
<Angelic_Diablo> We live on a planet made completely of pig... bacon
<Angelic_Diablo> come pitiful peasants. Join me on my quest to find teh true meaning of bacon!
<Angelic_Diablo> no?
<Angelic_Diablo> No one will join me?
<Angelic_Diablo> geus Im on my own then...
* Angelic_Diablo draws sword and heads down the path
* Angelic_Diablo stops
* Angelic_Diablo turns around
<Angelic_Diablo> does anybody have a compass?
<Angelic_Diablo> I dont know where Im going
<Angelic_Diablo> No?
<Angelic_Diablo> Fine then
<Angelic_Diablo> Be gone with you
<Angelic_Diablo> I shall just use the stars...
<Angelic_Diablo> xcept...
<Angelic_Diablo> Its cloudy on this night...
<Angelic_Diablo> This night of all nights
<Angelic_Diablo> typical huh?
<Angelic_Diablo> just my luck
<Angelic_Diablo> the night I begin my quest and the stars are coverd by clouds. 
<Angelic_Diablo> It seems even god is not wiht me on this one
<Angelic_Diablo> shhh?
<Angelic_Diablo> What was that???
<Angelic_Diablo> There's something in those bushes over there...
<Angelic_Diablo> hmmm...
<Angelic_Diablo> Argh! its a beast
<Angelic_Diablo> a hideous beast with 5 arms and 2 penis's
* Angelic_Diablo starts swinging his sword
* Angelic_Diablo ducks a penis attack
* Angelic_Diablo swings sword and shops off beasts arm
<Angelic_Diablo> muahaha now you only have the four arms!!!
* Angelic_Diablo takes a face full of cum to face
<Angelic_Diablo> Wow I did not see that coming... excuse me for a moment
* Angelic_Diablo goes off to side and vomits.
* Angelic_Diablo comes back
<Angelic_Diablo> there okay where were we?
<Angelic_Diablo> ahh yes..
* Angelic_Diablo runs forward flailing sword
* Angelic_Diablo manages to slice off two arms with one swish chop
<Angelic_Diablo> yus high five!
* Angelic_Diablo takes one last big swing and slices of the head of the beast.