IRC Quotes And Chatlogs

[Dwarra?]

<HaloOfTheSun> (17:52:28) Dr_Sword: my oven was on fire
<HaloOfTheSun> That means you have herpes

[Sophist]

<chewey> Hey Roph make me an admin at rmrk please I swear I will start saying things of a homosexual nature to you and pretend to adore you please please please

[Arrow]

[23:54]   secret7: FIGGLE YOUR BOOBLIES

[haloOfTheSun]

(02:27:09) HaloOfTheSun: I thought
(02:27:14) HaloOfTheSun: Crankeye's had gone extinct
(02:27:24) ***Crankeye is still alive, just like the jews <#

[Dwarra?]

<Dr_Sword> I will play Aegis WIng
<Malson> 7yay
<Dr_Sword> 7yay
<Skanker> 7yay
<Anski> 7yay
<Skanker> cb brkr
<Jawkz> 7yay
<Jawkz> Ah. =[
<Dr_Sword> GOD DAMNIT SKANKER
<Anski> damnit skanski
<Anski> ;-;;;;
<Skanker>
<Dr_Sword> COULDNT YOU WAIT ONE SECOND
<Skanker> nyahnyahnyah

[:)]

(6:06:55 PM) Irockman1: Nouman I need to tell someone this
(6:07:02 PM) Irockman1: You're the only one I can trust
(6:07:04 PM) Nouman: k
(6:07:13 PM) Irockman1: Me and my friend were playing games today
(6:07:22 PM) Irockman1: And the power went out
(6:07:25 PM) Irockman1: And we got bored
(6:07:30 PM) Irockman1: So we jacked off together
(6:07:34 PM) Irockman1: Then he sucked my cock
(6:07:34 PM) Irockman1: ;-;

[Sophist]

<Anski> Raski
<Skanker> Anski
* Anski coughs
* Anski gets down on one knee
* Anski pulls out a ring
* Skanker gasps!
<Anski> Raski will you marry me ;-;
<Skanker> Anski
<Skanker> ...I...
<Skanker> ...yes!
<Anski>
<Skanker> ;-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
* Anski stands up
<Skanker> :D:D
* Anski hugs Raski
* Skanker takes ring ?_?
* Skanker hugs Anski
* Skanker hugfux
<Anski> ;-;;;;;;;;;;
<Skanker> cough
<Skanker> Let's go home ;-;
* Anski cries
* Arrow runs out in a kirby suit and kidnaps anski
<Skanker> ~_^
<Skanker> NO
<Anski> Oh noes!
<Skanker> NOOOOOOOOO'
<Anski> Saev me
* Arrow GULP
<Skanker> KILL
<Anski> ;-;
* Skanker SHOOTS ARROW
<Skanker> AEAWKLERTGMN
<Skanker> BACK
<Skanker> HERE
<Skanker> HERE
<Skanker> YOU FAG
<Skanker> eYHAE%MYHL#%MYH
<Skanker> NOW
<Skanker> BRING HIM BACK
* Arrow puffs up and flies away
<Skanker> YOU WANT TO DIE
* Skanker sticks Arrow with a needle
<Anski> D: > SAVE ME HONEY
<Anski> ;-;;;;;;;
<Anski> ;;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;;;
* Arrow farts off into the distance
* Skanker flies and punches Arrow in the balls
* Skanker grabs Anski
<Skanker> win
<Anski> :3
* Arrow dies on you
* Anski throws Arrows dead body into a lake
<Skanker> thank you honey
<Skanker> now, let's go home
* Arrow comes out as a kirbyzombie
<Skanker> [episode end]
* Anski headshots Arrow
<Skanker> THRILLING ENDING
<Anski> Deleted scene
* Arrow dieslol
<Anski> ;-;
<Skanker> lololol
<Arrow> Spoiler: Arrow Kirby dies
<Anski> Definantly chatlogged
<Skanker> oh noes
<Skanker> wait
<Arrow> Spoiler: You will cry everytime
<Skanker> include my ending words
<Skanker> ahem
<Skanker> i the producer
<Skanker> want you fgts
<Skanker> to make me
<Skanker> god
<Skanker> or sth
<Skanker> AMKE ME RULER
<Skanker> RULER OF YOUR COCK
<Skanker> A 1 INCH RULER
<Skanker> HAHAHA BURN
<Skanker> goodnight!

[Malson]

[13:27:54] <@Malson> ALL ABOARD THE MANTRAIN
[13:28:00] <SirJackRex> lol
[13:28:03] * Nouman (Nouman@Acidchat-1EABB1CE.dsl.irvnca.pacbell.net) has joined #Crankeye

[haloOfTheSun]

(21:07:58) Irockman1: "I'm more worried of saying Penis rude and hurtful. You see, I'm an asshole. If I don't think before I say Penis, I usually say Penis rude."
(21:08:06) HaloOfTheSun: Penis rude
(21:08:35) Arrow|Tabit: poop sock rude
(21:08:47) HaloOfTheSun: you're a poopsockle

[Esmeralda]

(15:53:30) secret7: on crankeye, we have lots of people from diffrent religion.Muslims, BDSM, Christians, Wicka, Buddist and Spaghetti Monster...and atheist too.it is hormonious yo

[ChaosSpartan28]

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<Dr_Sword> I CANT STAND IT
<Dr_Sword> I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
<Dr_Sword> YOU STUCK IT IN TO MAKE ME CRY


 

[Dwarra?]

Way to ruin it
<ChaosSpartan28> I get annoyed by Sabbotage in GH3 and Rock Band
<Malson> I can't stand the beastie boys
<Dr_Sword> I CANT STAND IT
<Dr_Sword> I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
<Dr_Sword> YOU STUCK IT IN TO MAKE ME CRY
<Dr_Sword> NOW I KNOW ITS ALL A LIE
<Dr_Sword> WHY OH WHY
<Dr_Sword> THIS SABOTAGE
<Dr_Sword> IN MY GAME
<Dr_Sword> I THINK ITS REALLY
<Dr_Sword> LAME

[ChaosSpartan28]

Yes but breaking off everything but that part is what made me laugh

[ChaosSpartan28]

<Malson> you shall press yourself inside me, arrogance!

[Malson]

[19:36:27]   <Malson>   why do you feel bad for cute girls, gilga
[19:36:38]   <GilgameshRO>   rape
[19:36:56]   <Arwym>   ...
[19:36:59]   <Arwym>   BRB

[haloOfTheSun]

(22:20:20) Malson: well that would have been embarrassing
(22:20:29) Malson: I almost spilled semen on my letter to college <_<
(22:21:03) chewey: why were you drinking a mug of semen

[Dwarra?]

<Cthulhu> Hi my name is Engineer and oh wait brb someone is sapping mah sentry
<Captain_Planet> Hi my name is engineer, theres a spy sapping my sentry
<Captain_Planet> WTF
<Cthulhu> LOL
<Cthulhu> OH MY FUCKING GOD
<Cthulhu> ARE WE ON SOME SORT OF TELEPATHIC PLAIN OR SOMETHING
<Captain_Planet> LOL I DONT KNOW
<Captain_Planet> IT MUST BE A TEXAN THING
<Cthulhu> THIS IS CREEPY
<Captain_Planet> IM SCARED
* Cthulhu holds Sword
<Captain_Planet> HOLD ME <3
<Cthulhu> SAVE ME
<Cthulhu> OH GOD
<Captain_Planet> OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
<Cthulhu> WHAT THE FUCKING HELL

[Sophist]

<HaloOfTheSun> SHIT
<DevilMayAnski4> o_o
<HaloOfTheSun> I JUST DROPPED ALL OF MY LASAGNA ON THE FLOOR
<DevilMayAnski4> LOL
<HaloOfTheSun> AFKLANELKNAWL;KEGNALEK;GNAWLK;NAWEAWFJAGRNJAG
<HaloOfTheSun> SHUT UP
<HaloOfTheSun> IT'S NOT FUNNY
<DevilMayAnski4> AHAHAH
<DevilMayAnski4> OMFG
<HaloOfTheSun> I DIDN'T EVEN GET ONE BITE
<DevilMayAnski4>
<DevilMayAnski4> LOL
<HaloOfTheSun> AND IT'S CARPET TOO
<DevilMayAnski4> AHAHAHAH
<HaloOfTheSun> WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
<HaloOfTheSun> FALKEL;GKANRL;KBNAL;
*** HaloOfTheSun has left #Crankeye

[Arrow]

[21:30]   Captain_Falcon: CAPTAIN FALCON?
[21:30]   Nouman: HES AN AVERAGE GUY
[21:30]   Nouman: IN AN AVERAGE JOB
[21:30]   Nouman: <3

[Chaotix_Universe]

<chewey> If I had a restaurant I would call it The Restaurant

[Arwym]

(1:23:11 PM) Arwym: GUYS
(1:23:15 PM) Arwym: THIS
(1:23:17 PM) Skanker: GIRLS
(1:23:18 PM) Arwym: THIS IS RIDICULOUS
(1:23:22 PM) Skanker: I know
(1:23:25 PM) Wingard: I KNOW RIGHT
(1:23:25 PM) Skanker: bring the carrots
(1:23:30 PM) Wingard: AND THE COFFEE

[Arrow]

[21:48]   Wingarsu cough
[21:49]   Wingarsu gets on one knee
[21:49]   Wingarsu presents a ring to Dr_Sword
[21:49]   Wingarsu: dr_Sword will you marry me ;-;
[21:49]   Dr_Sword: uhh
[21:49]   Dr_Sword: I...
[21:50]   Dr_Sword: YES
[21:50]   Dr_Sword: ;-------;;;;;;;;
[21:50]   Wingarsu: ;-;
[21:50]   Dr_Sword: ILU WINGARD <3
[21:50]   Wingarsu: let's go home baby <3
[21:50]   Arrow|Kid_Friendly: oh shit, I see an opportunity
[21:50]   Dr_Sword: ok
[21:50]   You are now known as Arrow|Crazy
[21:50]   Dr_Sword: ARROW QUIT RUINING OUR MOMENT
[21:50]   Arrow|Crazy runs out in a kirby suit and kidnaps Wingard
[21:50]   Dr_Sword: NOOO
[21:50]   Wingarsu: ;-;
[21:50]   Wingarsu: save me
[21:50]   Wingarsu: ;-;
[21:50]   Dr_Sword takes out a shotgun
[21:51]   Arrow|Crazy eats wingard and begins to float away
[21:51]   Wingarsu: saev me baby ;-;
[21:51]   Dr_Sword: MY WINGARD
[21:51]   Arrow|Crazy is trailing off into the distance
[21:51]   Dr_Sword throws a knife at arrow
[21:51]   Dr_Sword gets on his rocket ship
[21:51]   Dr_Sword flies towards arrow and rams int him
[21:51]   Arrow|Crazy begins to deflate and drops the wingard
[21:51]   Wingarsu falls
[21:51]   Dr_Sword catches Wingard
[21:52]   Wingarsu kissu
[21:52]   Dr_Sword kissu
[21:52]   Arrow|Crazy rises as a kirby zombie
[21:52]   Wingarsu fire rocket at Arrow
[21:52]   Dr_Sword walks into the honeymoon suite carrying wingard
[21:52]   Arrow|Crazy falls into the lake

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[21:54]   Wingarsu: ...
[21:54]   Wingarsu: :lllllllll
[21:54]   Wingarsu: do you do this to all newly weds
[21:54]   Arrow|Crazy: Yes.
[21:54]   Arrow|Crazy: Yes I do.
[21:54]   Arrow|Crazy: And I always will.
[21:54]   Wingarsu: D:
[21:54]   Arrow|Crazy folds up his Kirby suit and puts it in the closet.

[Dwarra?]

<Aryan_Jellyfish> suicidal dr_sword is suicidal
<Captain_Planet>  /wrists
<Captain_Planet> HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
<Captain_Planet> I MADE MY MISTAKES
<Firerain> HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO HIM
<Captain_Planet> THE NIGHT GOES ONNN
<Captain_Planet> AS IM
<Captain_Planet> FADDDIINNG
<Captain_Planet> AWAY
<Captain_Planet> ;-;
* Aryan_Jellyfish kiss dr_sword
<Aryan_Jellyfish> betar?
<Captain_Planet> YOU DONT LOVE ME
<Firerain> </3
<Aryan_Jellyfish> ;-;
<Captain_Planet> DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
* Aryan_Jellyfish makes sweet, sweet love to dr_sword
<Captain_Planet> DO YOU EVER GET KISSED AND KNOW ITS A LIE
<Captain_Planet> DO YOU EVER LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM
* Firerain watches
<Captain_Planet> WITH THE RADIO TURNED UP SO LOUD
<Captain_Planet> SO NOONE CAN HEAR HER SCREAMING

[Arrow]

[09:49]   Arrow|Kid_Friendly: [09:46] Anski: faggot
[09:49]   Arrow|Kid_Friendly: [09:46] Anski: <3
[09:49]   Arrow|Kid_Friendly: [09:47] chewey: huh?
[09:49]   Arrow|Kid_Friendly: [09:47] chewey: oh
[09:49]   Arrow|Kid_Friendly: [09:48] Skanker: faggots
[09:49]   Arrow|Kid_Friendly: you say it so matter of factly
[09:49]   Arrow|Kid_Friendly: like everyone just understands
[09:49]   Arrow|Kid_Friendly: oh, faggots, I see. That makes sense.
[09:49]   Anski: Cigs
[09:49]   Anski: Smokes
[09:49]   Skanker: you are confusing me
[09:49]   chewey: I too am confused

[haloOfTheSun]

(14:44:33) Arwym: Gay Falcons
(14:45:18) chewey: I think I will go shower
(14:45:33) Skanker: don't forget your pencil
(14:45:34) Roph: erotic
(14:45:50) Arwym: >.>
(14:46:01) ***Arwym listens to Eyes on Me
(14:46:03) Arwym: <3
(14:46:08) HaloOfTheSun: hm
(14:46:16) chewey: I already have plenty of pencils at the ready