<threeofspades> --there once was a majestic hedghog--
<yuyubabe> --named lumbermechovertyesper--
<HaloOfTheSun> --one day lumbermechovertyesper met a duck--
<threeofspades> --the duck wanted some grapes--
<yuyubabe> --so the duck robbed a bank for some coin to buy grapes with--
<HaloOfTheSun> --the duck bought sooo many freaking grapes--
<threeofspades> --As it turned out lumbermechovertyesper was a cop!--
<yuyubabe> --so lumbermechovertyesper was forced to arrest his dear duck friend--
<HaloOfTheSun> --but the duck managed to escape--
<threeofspades> --One night the duck and lumbermechovertyesper met in secret to discuss what had happened to their friendship.--
<yuyubabe> --This led to a love affair, and the duck soon realized he (yes, he) was pregnant--
<HaloOfTheSun> --Obviously this came as a great surprise to lumbermechovertyesper, as he had never impregnated a male before--
<threeofspades> --Now lumbermechovertyesper and his duck lover had serious issues to resolve, after all how could lumbermechovertyesper ever be a cop again?--
<yuyubabe> --lumbermechovertyesper and duck were undergoing some rough times. not only that, but duck was having a really bad canker sore that week--
<HaloOfTheSun> --lumbermechovertyesper really did love the duck, whose name was Irock by the way, but he couldn't face the ridicule from his peers for what he had done--
<threeofspades> --Now came the day they had been dreading for so long; the babies arrival!--
<yuyubabe> --Anski, having been to medical school, chose to deliver the baby for Irock. He called him an idiot for not using birth control pills, but helped him once he saw how much the contractions caused Irock pain--
<HaloOfTheSun> --lumbermechovertyesper and Irock decided to name their baby DrSword, because it cried a lot--
<threeofspades> --Things got even worse when DrSword's gradmother yuyubabe came by--
<yuyubabe> --She saw that her grandson was growing up to be a pirate who pillaged women and raped villages. yuyubabe was ashamed--
<HaloOfTheSun> --Not only that, but DrSword had a tendency to grab butts.--
<threeofspades> --Yuyubabe decided it would be better to take the child away from Irock and lumbermechovertyesper to raise it properly; without butt grabbing--
<yuyubabe> --However, the child instead grabbed her butt - LIKE ALWAYS. So, she gave him to Pacman. She said, in a ghetto black lady tone, "Pac will straighten dis boy out"--
<HaloOfTheSun> --Pacman, being a dirty Australian, knew nothing about properly raising a half-hedgehog, half-duck child.--
<threeofspades> --But Pacman was determined to raise the chid right, until it started to cry and then he threw it away.--
<yuyubabe> --DrSword began to mutate into a superhuman from the trash around him. He arose shortly after, with super powers. He swore he would get revenge on those who caused him harm--
<HaloOfTheSun> --He went into the trash DrSword, but emerged DrGrabass, and his first destination: Texas--
<threeofspades> --DrSword arrived at Texas and made the mistake of grabbing ass, for he did not know that in Texas guns were everywhere!--
<yuyubabe> --Out of fucking nowhere, threeofspades appears with Desert Eagle and fixes her sights on Dr. Grabass. Before she can land a shot, yuyubabe grabs the gun from her, saying, "Thou shall not harm my grandson! For he is my own flesh and blood, kin, and it matters not what he has done!"--
<HaloOfTheSun> --So DrGrabass, threeofspades, and yuyubabe are all in a Mexican standoff, each waiting for the others to make a move.--
<threeofspades> --"You know not how much his insanity grows," threeofspades said to yuyubabe, hoping she would realize the worlds torment.--
<yuyubabe> --A droplet of sweat rolls down yuyubabe's cheek. Or perhaps it was a tear. Nope, wait. It was a tear. yuyubabe had something in her eye. shaking this off, she decides to call a buddy of hers, Halo, to mediate the situation using his lawyer legal powers--
<HaloOfTheSun> --Halo walked over to DrGrabass, being sure to keep his butt out of arms reach the entire time.--
<threeofspades> --Halo began to recite some strange form of Latin law language that was foreign to who heard, but something had started to change in DrGrabass.--
<yuyubabe> --Suddenly, DrGrabass' own buttox started to merge in shape. Devastated, he turned to a mirror and saw that his own booty formed the face of charlie sheen--
<HaloOfTheSun> --Halo saw what was happening to Sword's butt and knew there was only one way out. Gradually Halo's butt became... Ghost Dog!"--
<threeofspades> --Ghost dog had taken over DrGrabass and began to drain the urge to grab all butts, for only he could be the world's greatest villain!--
<yuyubabe> --Dr.Grabass fell to the floor, weakened. He suddenly revealed that he is actually a phoenix, and was revived into another form...--
HaloOfTheSun> --Suddenly, DrGrabass became... Ghost Cat: Ghost Dog's mortal and sworn enemy! Moew!--
<threeofspades> --Ghost Dog and Ghost Cat began an epic super smash brothers brawl style of combat and Ghost Dog summoned Bowser to destroy the all mighty Ghost Cat!--
<yuyubabe> --Suddenly, the lunch bells ring. Ghost Dog and Ghost Cat are terribly hungry, so they return home to feast on souls. Our attention is brought back to Irock, who is having another baby
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<HaloOfTheSun> --This time the father (mother?) of Irock's child is not lumberboxsmittyjensen, but is actually none other than the nefarious Pacman!--
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(<HaloOfTheSun> also I forgot the hedgehog's name
<HaloOfTheSun> so now it's lumberboxsmittyjensen)
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<threeofspades> --Pacman was worried that he may accidentally throw this child into the trash and cause a horrible mutant that grabs asses to he decided to duct tape the child to his back--
<yuyubabe> --Pacman lovingly named the child "Roph" and raised him to become ruler of the world someday. Roph quickly grew in intellegence. By time he was 3 years old, he was teaching mathmatical annuities. But who cares. He was instead fixed on ruling the world--
<HaloOfTheSun> --Roph's first step in total world domination was to create a forum for RPG Maker users known as rmrk.net - this was obviously not a smart move, especially for someone teaching mathematical annuities at age 3.--
<threeofspades> --Except his plan to bring about world domination was halted when he realized he could not make an army out of the sorry wretches that joined the forum, for even mindless slaves needed some brains...--
<yuyubabe> --However, Roph began to find something quite odd was happening to his forum. Musicians... everywhere! He grinned wickedly, "music... yes, music! That's how I will take over the world..." We've all seen the hit stars. We know what music can do. And so does Roph. With this, he closes the window curtain to his war chambers and begins to sketch out the most diabolical plan known to the internet.--
<yuyubabe> --THE END--
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