Kill the person above you

Cuts ^ reproductive organ(s) out with <'s bloody stumps.

Shoves said reproductive organ(s) down /\'s throat, where he chokes to death on them.

Pays to random guys to kill ^ very violently.

I fly over your house in a bomber plane and drop an Opera singer on you.

The opera singer sings so loud that /\'s head explodes.

A piece of my skull goes flying into /\, who then begins the process of decapitation.

Dies from ^ Plane Crash.

/\ dies suddenly from a chronic illness.

^ gets Colan cancer and dies

The new superhero 'Spelling Man' comes and beats you up with compillicated spelling.

^ Dies from a wolf head biting your head off.

^ Dies from a fox biting your head off.

/\ dies from something I slipped in his Strongbow.

^ Dies from a wolf head biting your head off.

o i c wut u did der

* Dr_Sword makes ^ listen to good music

/\ gets crushed to death between two sweaty guys.

/\ suicides when he finds out that he is a wolf.

/\ Gets eaten by a dead wolf.

^ Dies from infected water due to dead wolves.

/\ gets shot by John Wayne.

^ also gets shot by john wayne

^ Death by OD!

/\ chokes on a philly cheesesteak and dies.

I take magic mushrooms and have visions that you are trying to rape me. In fright, I grab the nearest object to me, which just so happens to be a tree branch, and impale you with it multiple times before leaving you there to bleed to death in the streets, slowly.

^ has a vision, because of the magic mushrooms, of God telling you to kill yourself. You decide to do as he says.

^ gets shot in the face with a Rocket launcher