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< Transforms into the Incredible Hulk, and goes on a murderous rampage, knocking down trees and n00bs. /\ Sh*ts himself, and dies of the stench.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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"Dear diary, jack pot"
Puts ^ in jail where a guy named Buaba rapes you until you die.
Deceased, the memories of time flow ever lasting. Let the passion of the living and the dead touch you, and give you their wisdom.

I'd sooner die than leave your side, I'd sooner rust than let you die.

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/\ gets his head bashed in with an art easel.




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Puts /\ on the set for a Final Destination Movie.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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< breaks /\, into little worthless pieces.


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2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
< shoves a keg of dynamite up /\'s ass, runs for the hills, and pushes the switch... BOOM!




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a slave obeys
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< Throws poison Ivys at ^ & dies from utter scratching himself all over. >:3

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< chains up /\, and throws /\ off a cliff.


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Innocently pushes /\ off the same cliff.




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Pins up posters saying "ZYLOS IS A WOLF!" everywhere.
/\ = <Insert hulk image here>
/\ Explodes through utter rage.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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< brings back Zylos to attack /\. After all, he did post up posters of that message. XD


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I beat /\ to death with just a twig
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Your conscience.

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Rune, you'll be me to myself. XD

< brings out a chainsaw, and I let it rip!


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Does an awesomely swift ninja move to swipe the chainsaw off /\ and use it against /\.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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Go away Hakumen...
Turns ^ into  :bean:. Then refries  :bean: and adds it to <'s burrito.
"Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it." - Banksy

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adds poison to ^'s burrito...

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Go away Hakumen...
Chains ^ to the bottom of a pool full of diarrhea.
"Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it." - Banksy

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"Dear diary, jack pot"
Throws ^ Into Satan's rape chamber, dies after satan anal rapes 10 times.
Deceased, the memories of time flow ever lasting. Let the passion of the living and the dead touch you, and give you their wisdom.

I'd sooner die than leave your side, I'd sooner rust than let you die.

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Go away Hakumen...
Watches ^ as ^ is gang raped by ^'s mother and her friends.
"Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it." - Banksy

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Rawr?
2013 Best RPG Maker User (Creativity)Randomizer - GIAW 11Gold - GIAW 11 (Hard)Secret Santa 2013 ParticipantFor frequently finding and reporting spam and spam bots2012 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2012 Best RPG Maker User (Mapping)Secret Santa 2012 ParticipantGold - GIAW 9Project of the Month winner for September 2008For taking a crack at the RMRK Wiki2011 Best RPG Maker User (Programming)2011 Kindest Member2011 Best Veteran2010 Most Deserving Of A Promotion2010 Best RPG Maker User (Technical)
/\ dies of alcohol poisoning at my bar.




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"Dear diary, jack pot"
^ Dies from me slamming your head into your bar walls.
Deceased, the memories of time flow ever lasting. Let the passion of the living and the dead touch you, and give you their wisdom.

I'd sooner die than leave your side, I'd sooner rust than let you die.

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Returned from the dead.
Dies from accidentally choking on Zylos' splattered blood.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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Go away Hakumen...
^ died from being poked by Bruce Lee.
"Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it." - Banksy

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/\ Dies from exposure to Chuck Norris' radiant emissions.
Sincerely,
Your conscience.

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/\ is sacrificed to Poseidon so that the ships may set sail for Troy.
"Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it." - Banksy