Kill the person above you

Summons a fat chocobo that flattens /\ to death.

Summons bahamut to shoot laser at ^ and now ^ is obliterated.

^ Dies from spontaneous existence failure.

/\ Dies from my own lack of imagination.

< ties /\'s head to a high powered ceiling fan and watches as /\'s brain slowly seeps into /\'s feet.

/\ Is seen by Dante and is shot.

/\ is seen by me and is decapitated.

Has an embolism of high-pressurized industrial cleaning fluid injected through the eye.

If that's even possible.

/\ is fried to a crisp by a bolt of lightning.

is fried to a crisp by high pressurized industrial cleaning fluid injected through the eye.

I have reached a new low of being unoriginal...

^ Chokes on his own originality

/\ Dies of failure to differentiate between genders...

Thank you, i think 

/\ SPAM!

Really though, that is probably the worst possible spot to put that in.

...Are you a robot?

(Edit: If you don't know what it was, it doesn't matter...)

Gets everyone on the internet to call ^ male until ^ commits suicide from the redundancy.

< pees on the floor. /\ steps in it, slips, and breaks his neck on the floor.

< commits suicide for the greater good of reviving a popular old game.

/\ Helps wield to wield the knife. Because i'm guessing you stabbed yourself to death with a kitchen knife.

^

/\ Poisons cool whip with essence of Twilightophile.

i don't like cool whip

^

^ Kills with broken tripod image link

Shoves a stick of TNT up /\'s @$$.

[offtopic] wow that's retarded that BOTH my images broke [/offtopic]

^

Chuck Norris's fist + your face + high velocity = you hospitalised

You hospitalised + Chuck Norris' high heels = you dead.

Straps /\ into an iron mask with nails.

Yes, I've been watching Saw recently.