Kill the person above you

Kathryn · June 29, 2009, 03:25:42 AM

Repeatedly smashes /\'s head with all of the mugs lying around my desk.

Zylos · July 07, 2009, 02:34:16 AM

Bashes /\'s head in with a book.

Lazer Ki · July 08, 2009, 03:49:09 PM

Asks a demon to kill /\.
(I got that idea from Zylos' sig)

Kathryn · July 09, 2009, 12:33:04 AM

Zylos's sig reaches down and crushes /\ from above.

Obsession · July 20, 2009, 03:44:06 PM

^ pulls the trigger.

Kathryn · July 21, 2009, 09:14:47 PM

I yell "COME ON! ^ CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!"

And then ^, realizing that ^ really could have done better than that

^ dies.

Of shame, I'm assuming.

heyoka · July 22, 2009, 10:47:35 AM

have traind rats to eat you all/\. millions of rats!!!!

Obsession · July 22, 2009, 12:01:02 PM

However, they are not trained to ^ expectations. They turn round and attack ^. They also happen to be plauged.

Lazer Ki · July 22, 2009, 01:21:03 PM

Some of the rats go and eat ^.

heyoka · July 22, 2009, 01:46:26 PM

afyter eating they needed to defecate and pee. a new ilness has been created/\. evryy one dies a painfull and stinky death

Grafikal · July 23, 2009, 03:43:49 AM

i paid off this

to kill you

Zylos · July 23, 2009, 04:08:58 AM

I reach into /\'s mouth and pull all of his innards out.

Kathryn · July 29, 2009, 03:10:41 AM

I use /\'s empty shell of a skin to suffocate /\ with.
/\

Uhm, don't ask me how.

Actually

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Grafikal · July 29, 2009, 05:57:39 AM

HEY! Don't use my empty body for things like that

so..um...

Miss Nile · July 29, 2009, 08:00:54 AM

Kills a huge robot going after you because you put his pic in your siggie.

Grafikal · July 31, 2009, 04:50:58 AM

^

Miles Castea · July 31, 2009, 05:50:46 AM

*Drops one ton of bricks on you*

Miss Nile · August 02, 2009, 10:01:23 PM

Hmm...

*stabs you with a poisoned knife*

Kathryn · August 03, 2009, 04:45:09 PM

Whispers something terrible, horrifying, and above all secret in /\'s ear.

I'm sorry, /\, but you died from the shock of this terrible, horrifying secret.

lost · August 04, 2009, 12:45:27 PM

Has sex with you in secret, cause you know I'm the ugly kid in your school.

Then I blog about it.

Now all of your friends know, and you die from the shame.

Zylos · August 07, 2009, 06:19:58 PM

Kitkat has AIDS, and passes it on to /\. /\ dies without me even touching him.

Kathryn · August 07, 2009, 07:00:05 PM

In additon to my AIDS, I also have several other ITDs (Internettly Transmitted Diseases), which you now all have! Bwahaha!

In addition to this, I whack /\ over the head with all of these Myspace Dark Horse comics I've been reading. There's so...many...issues....and it takes like half an hour to finish one! Gaaaah! D8

And, Uh, Of course, this is the internet so they have....material...in the internet world, I guess?

Oh, and I guess it killed you too.

R3ignlasting · August 16, 2009, 09:53:49 AM

Throws my little sister at /\ and she bites your neck.

HEHEEHEHE

Miss Nile · August 16, 2009, 11:26:13 AM

Pushes ^ into a poisonous swamp.

Kathryn · August 16, 2009, 04:48:23 PM

Slips some ear-poison into /\'s ear whilst /\ is in the middle of sleeping.