Kill the person above you

Repeatedly smashes  /\'s head with all of the mugs lying around my desk.

Bashes /\'s head in with a book.

Asks a demon to kill /\.
(I got that idea from Zylos' sig)

Zylos's sig reaches down and crushes /\ from above.

^ pulls the trigger.

I yell "COME ON! ^ CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!"

And then ^, realizing that ^ really could have done better than that

^ dies.

Of shame, I'm assuming.

have traind rats to eat you all/\. millions of rats!!!!

However, they are not trained to ^ expectations. They turn round and attack ^. They also happen to be plauged.

Some of the rats go and eat ^.

afyter eating they needed to defecate and pee. a new ilness has been created/\. evryy one dies a painfull and stinky death

i paid off this



to kill you

I reach into /\'s mouth and pull all of his innards out.

I use /\'s empty shell of a skin to suffocate /\ with.
         /\

Uhm, don't ask me how.

Actually

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

HEY! Don't use my empty body for things like that 

so..um...

Kills a huge robot going after you because you put his pic in your siggie.

^

*Drops one ton of bricks on you*

Hmm...

*stabs you with a poisoned knife*

Whispers something terrible, horrifying, and above all secret in /\'s ear.

I'm sorry, /\, but you died from the shock of this terrible, horrifying secret.

Has sex with you in secret, cause you know I'm the ugly kid in your school.

Then I blog about it.

Now all of your friends know, and you die from the shame.

Kitkat has AIDS, and passes it on to /\. /\ dies without me even touching him.

In additon to my AIDS, I also have several other ITDs (Internettly Transmitted Diseases), which you now all have! Bwahaha!

In addition to this, I whack /\ over the head with all of these Myspace Dark Horse comics I've been reading. There's so...many...issues....and it takes like half an hour to finish one! Gaaaah! D8

And, Uh, Of course, this is the internet so they have....material...in the internet world, I guess?

Oh, and I guess it killed you too.

Throws my little sister at /\ and she bites your neck.

HEHEEHEHE

Pushes ^ into a poisonous swamp.   

Slips some ear-poison into /\'s ear whilst /\ is in the middle of sleeping.