Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!

[Acolyte]

The Toast-Coffee kingdom has allied itself with the Kingdom of Egg. With our cunning and their might, we shall be victorious together.

[&&&&&&&&&&&&&]

My pretend internet Husbando and I are getting married. We fomaly invite Toast-Coffee and Eggs kingdom to the wedding.

[spoiler][/sploier]

[Sophist]

You are no longer friends with the Toast-Coffee Empire! Culture has decreased across the empire.

[tSwitch]

Do so, and it will be only your Kingdgoms that suffer! Without my citizens you are NOTHING, but we are sufficient unto ourselves, and we cook in under a minute!

I reiterate from earlier.


> implying House Waffle doesn't have its own private coops hatched from imported Eggs in case of emergency


Your citizens are but side dishes.  INGREDIENTS.

[EvilM00s]

Your carefully guarded "private coops" and "ingredients" are my soldiers and their weapons! ALL OF THEM! You have been infiltrated!

I am honored beyond words to accept the defense of Her Most Royal Majesty, whose entourage I shall personally guard with over 3,000 of my featheriest knightesses at all times.
They've all had coffee. You have been warned.

Vive les Royauxes Ouvre du Coq et Tostes D'Francoise!

[Acolyte]

[tSwitch]

Your carefully guarded "private coops" and "ingredients" are my soldiers and their weapons! ALL OF THEM! You have been infiltrated!

Hahahaha...you're a funny one.  Our chickens have been systematically bred for years behind your back.  They know nothing of the outside world.  The original generation of chickens is long since dead.

Our chickens know only loyalty.  They live to create the waffles of the future.  Dedicated to a stronger and greater whole.  They give of themselves and live comfortably within our coops.

[EvilM00s]

Our chickens know only loyalty. 

Yes. TO ME! I hope you enjoy the taste of Salmonella!

[tSwitch]

We pasteurize our eggs.

[EvilM00s]

We pasteurize our eggs.

PERVERTS!

[&&&&&&&&&&&&&]

Why doesn't anybody want to come to my wedding? :sadface:

[tSwitch]

We pasteurize our eggs.

PERVERTS!

You're simply injured in your nethers because you realize that pasteurized eggs are safe from salmonella.  Even if the cluckers were under your sway, you have no way of using them.

Unless of course you want to know how the walls of their coops look.

[haloOfTheSun]

Shut up, boe

[Sophist]

The noble house of Waffle has declared an offer for a treaty of cooperation between ourselves and the house of Pancakes and Bacon, so that we might crush the folly of the Egg Kingdom and the 30-minute-later poop fest that is Toast-Coffee.

[yuyu!]

I'll attend your wedding, boe.



Everyone is building alliances. House cereal is confused and somewhat delighted.

[Dr. Mc]

The noble house of Waffle has declared an offer for a treaty of cooperation between ourselves and the house of Pancakes and Bacon, so that we might crush the folly of the Egg Kingdom and the 30-minute-later poop fest that is Toast-Coffee.

We will be unstoppable!

[tSwitch]

I had waffles for breakfast.