Pledge your allegiance to the Breakfast Realm today!

Hail citizens!

The War of the Breakfast Realm has begun!

War is on the horizon, and all citizens of thine RMRK must take up arms! Swear to your house of Breakfast, or be labeled a traitor to your kingdom!

Camps will be set up for the largest of the kingdoms, and we will prepare for war! From now until the end of the month, in celebration of the food and harvest, all citizens are hereby ordered to take up arms and delegate themselves to a house of the Breakfast Realm. Many of you may perish in the name of your nation, but you will always be remembered as the soldier who bravely stood for their kingdom!

Insults will be spewed!

All nations of breakfast food will be forever out of your diet, out of sheer hatred!

The seers have long foretold of war, and war is coming! By the end of the month, the most populous banner house will rise in victory! To ensign, reply to this post with the Kingdom of your choosing! From then, you will be forever labeled upon this ancient post, so that your ancestors will remember of your great allegiance. The Lords and Ladies of the Kingdom will henceforth change your titles or add Knight in front of your name!

Enlist today, for the good of your land!

The Kingdom that proves victorious by acquiring the most members will win it's lieges awards,
as will the most vocal opponent Kingdom! Huzzah!


Kingdoms:
House Waffle
"The Iron of the Realm."

• Sophist, the Breakfast Knight
• HaloOfTheSun, the Blind Waffle Knight
• UltimaZix, Waffle Knight of the Prophet
• NAMCKOR, die Waffle Waffe

House Eggs
"Always Fried, Never Scrambled."

• EvilM00s, Knight Marshall of the Order of L'Ouvre du Coq

House Pancakes and Bacon
"The Softest and Crunchiest."

• Dr. Mc, President Obama of the American Breakfast
• IAMFORTE, Bacon Legionnaire

House Cereal
"Deliverance and Deliciousness."

• Yuyubabe, Soviet Premier of Cereal
• Lord Eddard Stark, Warden of the Milky North

House Toast-Coffee
"The Fair House of the Realm."

• Acolyte, H.R.H. Strauberi Stoufd Toast d'Francoise
• Strike_Reyhi, Holy Ordered Knight of Coffee
• bluntsword, Sworn Knight de la Caffeine

All citizens are encouraged to participate! Refrain from changing your usual name, you wish to fight on your battlefield with honor! You may begin posting, and soon camps and banners will be flying the kingdom!

Enlist today!

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hitler

hitler is tasty

but stalin is better

nein
am hitler
a+ kay-o
stalin hässlich rasen

Hitler vonyuchiye golovy

Stalin podderzhivayet zernovykh dlya zavtraka


edit: that means Joseph Stalin hereby supports cereal.

I am Barack Obama, and I support the right to eat pancakes and bacon for breakfast.

I care not for your petty war. The Starks will stay within the walls of Winterfell, and watch as you slaughter each other for your inane reasons. It is the will of the old gods, and the new.

SUNNY SIDE UP FOR VICTORY!

I, EvilM00s, newly created Knight Marshall of the Order of L'Ouvre du Coq, ride forth hoisting the banner of the Kingdom of Egg! Come, my friends, come out of your shells and usher in a new era of morning meals!

FOR BREAKFAST!

H.R.H. Strauberi Stoufd Toast d'Francoise of the Fair house of Toast-Coffee.

Herald, all Breakfast Citizens! All five houses now have at least one liege banner!

Camps will be erected in the name of your house henceforth!
All enemy houses are now your sworn opponents! Lay waste!

I WILL EAT ALL OF YOU

sure okay.

join team hitler

we put the "it" back in hitler

frühstück ist dumm, genossen

Breakfast is not stupid!

vy glupy !

I can no longer stand by and watch as this war wages at my doorstep. The Stark armies are at the disposal of the cereal kingdom. I pledge my allegiance to you.

I pledge allegiance to the House of Pancakes and Bacon, because Bacon

You have all been sworn under the banners of your houses!

I can no longer stand by and watch as this war wages at my doorstep. The Stark armies are at the disposal of the cereal kingdom. I pledge my allegiance to you.

I am honored to have you as my loyal soviet rytsar (knight)

please, have a taste of some vkusnyy (tasty) cereal

I pledge allegiance to the House of Pancakes and Bacon, because Bacon

Nay! Cereal is the best, and here's 5 reasons why:

1. It's quick to prepare
2. It's easy to prepare - even the most inept can enjoy this breakfast
3. It has low requirements - just add milk!
4. It comes in many shapes, sizes, colors and flavors!
5. It's mutable!

Spoiler for examples:

Cereal bars?


Or cereal cookies, perhaps?


Cake decorations!

Ha! You try to poison our land's good people with SUGAR! And you insult them by presenting a simple meal! Nay, vile temptress of grains, cheap prizes and communism, the egg reigns supreme in both it's versatility and nutritional content.

Zernovyye yavlyayetsya valovoy!
Vive le royaume des oeufs!