Give the person ^ you a present

It's the person /\ you's birthday, so give them a nice birthday present that they'll like. :3

Example (if Arlen posted above me): Gives /\ a scotch on the rocks.
Example (if Nightwolf posted above me): Gives /\ a highly flammable dog.

Play nice, and no giving the same gift twice. Begin!

Gives ^ a massage with a  ending.

Gives /\ a weird ancient Egyptian STI

Gives /\ the keys to the Starship Enterprise.

Gives /\ the Starship Voyager.

Gives /\ the secret to Romulan cloaking.

Gives /\ a gentle pat on the back and a "Happy Birthday".

Gives /\ invincibility.

Hurry! Go try it out!

*jumps off a cliff*

Gives /\ my parachute

Gives /\  a quarter in return for the parachute,

Gives /\ a plate of nachos and dip.

Gives /\ an anti fire suit for protection against fur fires.

Gives /\ an anti fire suit for protection against fur fires.

Gives /\ a boner.

Gives ^ some drugs.

Gives ^ the morning-after pill.

Gives ^ the time of day.

Gives ^ a male contraceptive.

Gives /\ a

Gives ^ a clue

Gives /\ a bomb in the form of a clock.

Gives ^ constructive criticism on his last post.. it was cliche. I use Digital clocks now.

Gives /\ a bomb in the form of a digital clock.

Gives /\ an handgun with unlimited bullets.

Gives /\ a bloodstained knife. Don't worry about those police sirens you hear, they're not coming for you... <_<

Gives ^ gives two hood thugs.