Give the person ^ you a present

Gives /\ sweet, passionate man love.

Gives /\ a smilie.

Gives /\ a marshmellow roasted from the fires of hell.

gives ^ a lionhat

Gives ^ a ticket to the stars above

Gives /\ a doctoral degree.

Gives ^ a virus.

< sneezes on /\ and gives /\ the same virus.

Gives /\ some antivirus software.

Gives /\ a bottle of eternal shininess for his rune. XD

Gives /\ a buttplug

Gives /\ his number. 

Gives /\ a call.

Gives /\ hawt phone sex.

Gives /\ information on the whereabouts of around 48 known terrorists, during said hawt phone sex.

Gives /\ chocolate sponge cake.

Gives /\ another dad.

Gives ^ another mom.

Gives /\ a medical examination.

Gives /\ a fox treat.

Gives /\ a big-bad-scary-monster-thingy treat

Gives /\ five.

Gives /\ a bunch of fives.

Gives ^ God's almight.

Gives /\ an avatar.