Give the person ^ you a present

Receives avatar.

Gives ^ a de-'i'ing machine for the username.

Gives /\ an early death present.

Gives ^ a human offering.

Gives ^ a stinky old boot taken from a long-dead hobbo.

Give /\ balloons

Gives ^ nose-hair trimmer.

Gives /\ a gift card because I have no idea what to get you for your birthday.

Gives /\ extra fur.

Give ^ machine gun unlimit bullet so he can reload anytime

Gives /\ a longer skirt
Seriously, cover that up, geez...

Gives /\ a kleenex.

Gives ^ a new jacket.

Gives ^ a shotgun.

Gives /\ a guitar like his former avatar.

Gives /\ a wolf-shaped Punchbag

Give ^ pancake

Gives /\ a massage.

Gives ^ a cool motorcycle with Batman Dark Knight DVD :O

* Dr_Sword gives ^ a custom title

Gives ^ ALOT OF HUGS

I've always wanted one :3 But why monocle man? ;o Why not...DOCTOR MONOCLE MAN

Gives /\ a space to put in between "A" and "LOT".

Gives /\ a red and black suit.

Gives ^ a spiffy new helmet.

Gives /\ a top hat.

Gives /\ That gun that Constantine has...