Give the person ^ you a present

It's the person /\ you's birthday, so give them a nice birthday present that they'll like. :3

Example (if Arlen posted above me): Gives /\ a scotch on the rocks.
Example (if Nightwolf posted above me): Gives /\ a highly flammable dog.

Play nice, and no giving the same gift twice. Begin!

Gives ^ a massage with a  ending.

Gives /\ a weird ancient Egyptian STI

Gives /\ the keys to the Starship Enterprise.

Gives /\ the Starship Voyager.

Gives /\ the secret to Romulan cloaking.

Gives /\ a gentle pat on the back and a "Happy Birthday".

Gives /\ invincibility.

Hurry! Go try it out!

*jumps off a cliff*

Gives /\ my parachute

Gives /\  a quarter in return for the parachute,

Gives /\ a plate of nachos and dip.

Gives /\ an anti fire suit for protection against fur fires.

Gives /\ an anti fire suit for protection against fur fires.

Gives /\ a boner.

Gives ^ some drugs.

Gives ^ the morning-after pill.

Gives ^ the time of day.

Gives ^ a male contraceptive.

Gives /\ a

Gives ^ a clue

Gives /\ a bomb in the form of a clock.

Gives ^ constructive criticism on his last post.. it was cliche. I use Digital clocks now.

Gives /\ a bomb in the form of a digital clock.

Gives /\ an handgun with unlimited bullets.

Gives /\ a bloodstained knife. Don't worry about those police sirens you hear, they're not coming for you... <_<

Gives ^ gives two hood thugs.

Gives ^ a surprise punch box that it sudden punch his face when the box open

Gives /\ an artist career.

Gives ^ a Shiney new Scythe.

Give /\ a reason to live.

Gives /\ the power to convince everyone the /\ is an artic fox.

Gives ^ a fur coat.

Gives /\ a hug.

Gives ^ more beers for the bar.

Gives ^ an afro pick

Gives ^ his dick in a box.

Gives /\ a large steel mallet and an internet picture of /\ naked.

Gives /\ some pretty gemstones.

Severs <'s hand off and gives to /\.

< uses the severed hand to jerk off, and gives it back to /\ along with some sewing material.

Gives /\ the sewing material back after sewing my hand back on.
I'll never wash this hand again.

Gives ^ a chemical shower

Gives /\ a pat on the back for making moderator.

Gives ^ a stack of twenties.

Gives ^ head.

Gives ^ a handshake for making him laugh.

Gives ^ a control of his male prostitution ring.

Gives /\ porn.

Gives /\ artic fox hentai. XD

Gives /\ Zylos-in-his-underwear picture which I don't have on my computer.

Gives /\ actual Zylos porn instead of a joke picture.

Gives /\ sweet, passionate man love.

Gives /\ a smilie.

Gives /\ a marshmellow roasted from the fires of hell.

gives ^ a lionhat

Gives ^ a ticket to the stars above

Gives /\ a doctoral degree.

Gives ^ a virus.

< sneezes on /\ and gives /\ the same virus.

Gives /\ some antivirus software.

Gives /\ a bottle of eternal shininess for his rune. XD

Gives /\ a buttplug

Gives /\ his number. 

Gives /\ a call.

Gives /\ hawt phone sex.

Gives /\ information on the whereabouts of around 48 known terrorists, during said hawt phone sex.

Gives /\ chocolate sponge cake.

Gives /\ another dad.

Gives ^ another mom.

Gives /\ a medical examination.

Gives /\ a fox treat.

Gives /\ a big-bad-scary-monster-thingy treat

Gives /\ five.

Gives /\ a bunch of fives.

Gives ^ God's almight.

Gives /\ an avatar.

Receives avatar.

Gives ^ a de-'i'ing machine for the username.

Gives /\ an early death present.

Gives ^ a human offering.

Gives ^ a stinky old boot taken from a long-dead hobbo.

Give /\ balloons

Gives ^ nose-hair trimmer.

Gives /\ a gift card because I have no idea what to get you for your birthday.

Gives /\ extra fur.

Give ^ machine gun unlimit bullet so he can reload anytime

Gives /\ a longer skirt
Seriously, cover that up, geez...

Gives /\ a kleenex.

Gives ^ a new jacket.

Gives ^ a shotgun.

Gives /\ a guitar like his former avatar.

Gives /\ a wolf-shaped Punchbag

Give ^ pancake

Gives /\ a massage.

Gives ^ a cool motorcycle with Batman Dark Knight DVD :O

* Dr_Sword gives ^ a custom title

Gives ^ ALOT OF HUGS

I've always wanted one :3 But why monocle man? ;o Why not...DOCTOR MONOCLE MAN

Gives /\ a space to put in between "A" and "LOT".

Gives /\ a red and black suit.

Gives ^ a spiffy new helmet.

Gives /\ a top hat.

Gives /\ That gun that Constantine has...

Gives ^ Banana-B-Gone, gets Bananas unstuck from you hands ASAP! **Must wait 17 Weeks before banana is unstuck**

Gives /\ a Get Out of Jail Free card.

gives /\ The bag o' money from the monopoly set

give ^ a cup of green tea...

Gives ^ a taco.

Gives /\ a sex toy.

Gives ^ some more money so he can donate and keep his awesome, purple, button.

gives /\ some money so that he can appear rich and be rich

Gives /\ a banana to go with your banana peel.

Gives ^ an umbrella and a dry towel.

Gives /\ a swimsuit.

gives ^ a tag that says "IM A FOX GODDAMNIT"

Gives ^ an angry mac

gives /\ a shoop da whoop

Gives ^ a zombie vaccine. 

Gives /\ a blackeye.

gives the person above /\ another black eye 

gives /\ a box with a time bomb inside.

gives ^ the gift of having me post under him :3

Gives /\ The knowledge that i am happy to post under him ;o;

Gives /\ a hug.

Gives /\ The Book Of All Knowledge.

gives ^ a match

Gives ^ a pair of handcuffs to help catch the escapee.

gives ^ a shirt to wear on

Gives ^ a similar shirt. 

repays ^ for the killer shirt

Gives ^ an even cooler and slightly familiar shirt. 

Spoiler for:

blinks a few times at the shirt and gives ^ some oysters

gives ^  a supermarket tileset

gives /\ a funny(ish) yet oddly metaphorical siggy.

Gives /\ a kiss, then gives \/ a kiss too.

blushes and gives ^ a book entitled "How to NOT rush an ending"

Gives ^ positive rep. I can't think of anything else to give. 

Gives /\ a fish.

Gives /\ a brand new car.

Gives /\ the title of "mapping king".

Gives /\  a piece of land in Sweden.

Gives /\ a "massage".

Gives ^ a collar with a little tag that says "Zylos" on it. 

gives /\ that shirt.

you know which one.

Gives ^ a loaded FN-P90.

/\ sorry animefan, i'm not joining your army.

i shall give you a zylos's pancake house coupon.

^ Was not my goal.

Gives you  ...
and eggs.

Gives ^ Book called "How to get rid of anime fetish" written by the famous- Iluvh Entai

Gives /\ a fox treat.

Gives /\ a fox treat.

Gives /\ an otter treat.

Gives ^ a wolf costume

Gives /\ A free coupon booklet for random therapists,(free with every support group membership : O)

Gives /\ A free coupon booklet for random rapists,(free with every support group membership : O)

Gives ^ a smile.

Gives /\ a pokeball disguised as a santa hat.

Gives ^ an empty bottle of beer

Gives /\ a badly written poem.

Gives ^ a GiaW trophy.

gives /\ a sword, like he does every year.

Gives /\ a new penis, since his natural penis rotted away a long time ago.

Gives ^ halloween candy.

Gives /\ a baby bottle.

 /\ gives brains, and a kidney

peace offering

Gives ^ a life

Gives /\ a hug.

*thinks about it...*

Gives \/ a hug too.

Gives ^ a wolf costume


=D

Gives ^ an avatar.

Gives ^ a arctic fox costume


=D

Why thank you~

Gives /\ a match for his candle.

Gives ^ a hat.
=D

Gives /\ lung cancer.

Gives /\ a beanie baby.

Points out the obvious answers to life to /\

Gives /\ a

gives /\ a bath.

You smelly hobo

lol

Gives /\ butter.

^

Gives ^ 

Giving ^ Namkcor

Gives /\ a new calendar to replace his '06 one.

Gives ^

^

Gives /\

^

Gives /\ a hug.

gives /\ some fireworks


...

because that's what your background looks like?

^

Gives /\ a pot of gold to put at the end of his rainbow. :3

Gives ^ a Present

^

Gives /\ a pride ring.

^

Gives ^ a proper stool

Gives /\ a contact lens.

Gives ^ a new tail to replace the one he just toasted. Oops.  ;

Gives /\ a fire extinquisher, before drenching /\ with gasoline and setting /\ ablaze.


No touchy the tail. ._.

Gives ^ a shave, trimming off all of his fur.

That's what you get for lighting the particularly flammable wolf on fire. >_>

^

Here you go Nam,

Gives ^ a top of the range laptop with far too many games and image manipulation/editing programs

Gives /\ a complete DNA restructuring.

Gives /\ a canadian loonie 


(one dollar, has a duck or loon or whatever on it.)

Give /\ a space suit. Wait, do zombies even need oxygen?

^ gets a couple of

Gives /\ a hose set on mist and a sunny day.

have fun.

Gives /\ lesbian porn. <_<

gives ^ a brain.

gives ^ a horse - so he can stop riding sweaty men in shining armor >:|

Gives /\ a new shirt. It's blue. :3

^

Gives /\

^

O_O

*gives Namkcor a hug*

I want that so bad. ._.

Gives /\ a rocket and a black hole.

gives ^ them aids!
lol... jk

gives /\ a swift kick to the face

you're welcome

gives ^ a bag of flaming horse shit.

Gives ^ tons and tons of chocolates.

Gives /\ a 

Look after the poor fellow, okay? I heard he isn't quite right in the head, but he has a good heart ;~;

Gives ^ a chocolate cake.

^


also::
zombie... I love your avatar and sig. One of my favorite anime ever

Hey, I am nice!

Gives ^ lots of nice, cute kittens~!

Gives ^ some bubble gum.

^ gives you a cement goose so you can dress it up!

Gives /\ a gift card for plastic surgery.

Gives ^ a ticket to a free trip to Hawaii.

 

*packs up and goes to Hawaii, leaving all his worldly possessions save for the ticket to /\*

Gives ^ a burger.

Gives /\ a dancing broom for the dancing maid.

Gives ^ A Box of Chocolate Cake

Gives ^ lots of strawberry cakes.

/\ GETS COBBLER.

The...berry kind.

I thought you might like it if I mixed it up a bit

Gives ^ a passport to travel anywhere she wants.

Gives ^ any 3 wishes.

Gives ^ a really beautiful female robot to accompany the robot in his siggie. 

Gives /\ a butler.

Gives ^ a female fox.

Gives ^ back their fox.

He's mine, no woman's gonna get him! D:<

Gives /\ a kiss. <3

Gives ^ a collar with a leash just in case. :3

Gives ^ some cookies. <(^.^o<)

Gives /\ a friendly hug.

Gives ^ a nice, squeaky teddy bear.

Gives /\ a random box of chocolates.

Gives ^ a wonderful hug from a friend.

Gives ^ a gun knowing that he can use it to get to a better place.

(He?! Again?! T-T)

Gives ^ a sorrowful tear.

Thanks for the sorrowful tear, but I will give you the gift of joy :-)

Gives ^ a friendly hug then.

The better place was a bank to rob it.

Gives /\ gay werefox porn.

Gives ^ a cute cuddly fox.

Gives /\ a flower from the snow.

Gives ^ a cute fox plushie. <#

^^^ gives Love a bottle with a genie in it

Gives /\ a copy of Engelbert Humperdinck's greatest hits

Gives ^ a love potion~

Gives /\ a sly up-and-down lookover.

Gives /\ some pinata candy.

Gives ^ a furry kitten.

Gives /\ a hug.

Gives ^ a pretty rose.

Gives /\ a bottle of lavender scented bubble bath 

Gives ^ a teddy bear made of chocolate and candy.

Gives /\ one wish.

Gives ^ more time to finish something he can't finish. (Dunno what but oh well. xD)

That was the most thoughtful thing, Love.

Gives /\ a halo.

Gives ^ the ability to satisfy someone he can't satisfy no matter what.

*gives ^ a bag of puppies*

Gives ^ a bass player.

Gives ^ cute cuddly panda children.

Gives /\ a flash grenade. :3

Gives /\ a damaged A380

Gives ^ tigers with frickin' lasers on their heads.

Gives ^ a birdie.

Gives ^ a jar of Nutella. (It's the best stuff in the world!)

(Yum~! Me knows! =D)

Gives ^ a barrel full of chocolate and candy~

Gives ^ a crocodile detector.

Gives ^ a barometer.

Gives ^ Osama bin Laden

Gives ^ a lazer kirby.

Gives love the joy of a new hat to wear.

Gives ^ a new game to review.

Gives /\ a phoenix down to revive the game at random.

Gives /\ RPG Maker VX

Gives ^ a chicken.

Gives ^ a ton of worthless junk.

Gives ^ a rocket powered chicken brain. Zooooooom!

Gives ^^^ the landshark gun as seen on youtube.

Gives /\ gay werefox porn.


Totally not from my private collection. <.<

Gives ^ some Rogaine. You may need it in a few years...

...I do.

Gives ^ all my current design deadlines and burdens.

(not so much a gift. lol)

Gives ^ a tank seatbelt. 

you better get that.

Gives ^ +rep.

Sure, it means nothing, but it feels good to get a + every now and then.

Gives ^ some beef.

Gives ^ a M00.

Gives ^ some Dr. Pepper in a frosty glass. (It's the best present I could think of!)

(lol)

Gives ^ a little bunny.

Gives /\ a winter coat. Not sure if you'll need it, but... ^^

Gives ^ a brand new (slightly used) camera

Gives ^ a female alien to be his friend.

Gives ^ a Hannukah sweater an enormous cookie.

Gives /\ a slightly less enormous but slightly more delicious cookie.

QUALITY OVER QUANTITY, THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY ARHARHARHARHAR.

Gives ^ a Christmas hat.

Gives ^ a box. WOOHOO!

Gives ^ a see-through teddy with gouged eyes, tore off finger and toe nails, severed limbs, and teeth pretty much everywhere.

Gives^ a straitjacket.

Gives ^ lesson ^ never will forget!

Gives ^ a WACOM TABLET. *bum-bum-bum-buuuum!*

Gives /\ a gasp of shock

Gives ^ a chocolate Santa.

Gives ^ the Death Star and a crew.

Gives /\ an avatar that is 105x150.

Gives ^ an amazingly cute wolf cub that stublled onto his door step in the dead of winter leaveing zylos to care for it and realese it back into the wild

Gives ^ the heads up: Zylos is a fox, you know...

Gives /\ and /\
                    /\
the double heads up: arctic fox 

Well duh, he's all white!

Gives ^ some white chocolate peppermint bark!! Nah, I gave you candy last time...

Gives ^ a brand new, shiny red toy fire truck!

Give ^ my tears becasue i didnt know.....
*thinks to self* "what will i do with this cub now?"

Gives ^ a lifetime supply of Purina Wolf Chow and an indestructible squeaky chew toy.

Gives ^ corn flakes.

Gives ^ Spelunking equipment and a map.

Gives ^ a forum game.

Gives ^ a case of Bawls energy drink.
"i hope you like energy drinks, and that you like Bawls"

Gives ^ Wiggles.

(because my computer feels like being an asshole today, this is a drawing of a kitten.)

Gives /\ access to the real sun instead of a simulated prop.

gives /\ a frozen rabbit to stow in the snowdrifts

Gives ^ a joyful bird.

Gives /\ a loverly er....

uhm...

candy cane? Yes a loverly candy cane.

Gives ^ a cat.

Gives ^ a heart

hay i roled over to a new page....

Gives ^ a parrot.

Gives ^ a cage to have the parrot in... Oh yea, you don't have it anymore... Okay, then give that away to Wiggles as well...

Gives ^ a chocobear.

Gives ^ a hug!

Give ^ a script hes working on / finding

Gives /\ a boot to the head.

Gives ^ my Blood for set Boot to head

Gives ^ a baby to take care of.

Gives ^ a dipper from that baby
*a Dirty one*

Gives ^ a new one.

Gives ^ Adoption form
Please sign this....

gives ^ the paper signed by Stripe103

Gives /\ a shotgun to fend off zombies with.

Give ^ a fake password

Gives /\ a look that says "LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE".

gives ^ a hug, and an apology and a misspeled word to angr him a lil

Gives /\ a spanking.

gives ^ a blow up doll that took the place of me before the spanking why i ran away

Gives /\ a password protection program.

Gives ^ a thank you, and comment on his new Sig and avatar.

"very well done"

Gives ^ some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies.

I'll give ^ Indy's Hat

Gives /\ the motivation to do something.

gives time to finish ace attorney GAme

I give ^ an evil aura.

Gives /\ more work.

Gives ^ a nifty new pair of shades and a bananna-chocolate shake.

Gives EvilM00s an evil moo

A pearl necklace for lemonpie.

Rune can have a pet flying potato.

I bless you with his skin.

I present you with a pointy stick.

Ruzu can have some of my nummy birthday cake.

Here you go, Acolyte. I give you back the rest of your nummy birthday cake and an apology for taking it all.

Gives ^ a dollop of whipped cream and a fork. Eat yourself!

gives Evilmoos a dead.

gives ^ a giant cookie from bruce almighty

Gives ^ a super duper special awesome amazing spectacular pencil

gives ^ a thankyou card

Gives /\ a You're Welcome card.

Gives ^ an after market radio for the starfighter.

Gives ^ a Banana Phone

Gives ^ a Cinnamon bun

gives ^ a new laptop

^ Gives A Strawberry Cake

gives ^ a really cool glow-in-the-dark-backlight-included-wireless-mouse/keyboard set

gives ^ a Gundam

gives ^ a set of skeleton keys

Gives /\ a zap of electricity.

gives /\ a really annoying dog and the power to hear dogs thoughts

gives ^ a good mop and bucket

Here's a pokeball for /\.

Gives /\ a not solve able puzzle

Here, have my in-laws.

gives ^ a bunch of really scary/creepy movies

Gives ^ the last harvest of this year. I hope you like tomatoes and eggplant...

^ gives something to do in his free time

Gives /\ a bible to kill with a cross

Gives ^ a bag of marbles.

gives ^ two diffrents shoes

Gives ^ a bag of Bullseye caramels. Mmmmm...

gives ^ wafels

Gives ^ some blue dye for his remaining waffle.

gives ^ alot of bottles of beer to get really drunk

Gives ^ a brand new set of headphones

Gives ^ some more frames for his dance so he looks less rigid.

Gives /\ a giant sword as big as he is.

gives /\ the same sword only cooler

^
Gives a new bible!

gives ^ a pokeball

gives ^ aroll of paper towels to clean up the blood.

gives a dansfloor(those feet must really hurt)

Gives /\ a "We Miss You" card.

Gives ^ a big glowing ball of Cosmic Happiness!

Gives /\ a free ticket to Cave Johnson's tests, where he can remove any tumors you might have. :3

Gives ^ a nice box full of mysterious things. Who knows what you get

Gives /\ a Necroposter liscence.

Gives ^ a "Hello Newbie" cake!

Gives ^ a box full of Subway cookies.

Gives ^ a good old-fashioned JRPG.

Gives ^ a spell-checker for the word License

Gives ^ the fact that: "Context is everything, so sometimes words can be mispelled for a different context."

Gives ^ the key to Aperture laboratory and power up code for GLaDOS.

Gives /\ a free ticket to Disneyland. Adult accompaniment required though.

Gives ^ some wild meat.

Spoiler for:

Ah yes, I forgot. 'Don't feed the animals' 

give ^ some dna data chips and a very expensive and not available around the world n-pad system...

gives ^ a '' expression.

give ^ the alternative universe... and a biggest bag in the alternative alternative universe...

Gives ^ a pat on the back

Gives ^ a 'long time no talk, comrade.' card.

Gives ^ a ton of Rock tokens for a little game called Micro Volts.

give ^ a free smiley SPAM...
  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Gives ^ a SPAM Filter

Gives ^ a shotgun, you'll be killin lotsa zombies :3

Gives ^ a present filled with presents wich are also filled with presents!!