I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]

[Arkbennett]

Kind of salty.
It burned my fingers a little... 

[biohazard]

If its burning your fingers, go see a fucking doctor.  Or you have acid sperm, and need to become a superhero.

[Arkbennett]

...I wasn't talking about myself...

[The.Muffin.King]

if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.

[Arkbennett]

if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.

Nah man, do biological warfare and jizz in their milk.

[biohazard]

I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.

[The.Muffin.King]

I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.

Why would you do that?!?!!?!

i meant pedestrians.

[Forty]

yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.

[Knight Rider]

OMG!! FORCYSTUS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING JAGGING OFF IN PUBLIC!!!

[The.Muffin.King]

yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.

Just sit in a bench, with a newspaper, i've heard of a guy who does it.

[Knight Rider]

But what happend if they saw you.

[Arkbennett]

You unleash the demon before they can call for help.

[Knight Rider]

no.....jump on  them and make love so they don't call the 

[The.Muffin.King]

no.....jump on  them and make love so they don't call the 

PDA's ftw

[Knight Rider]

SHIT, THEY SAW US!!! RUN, RUN FOR YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE"

[The.Muffin.King]

THEY'LL FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF CUM!

[Knight Rider]

IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!! SHIT, GET IN THE CAR!!! GO GO GO GO!!!

[Knownot]

IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!!

LOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.

[Arkbennett]

LOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.

That's why I decided if I would ever rob a bank, I'd do it naked.
Nobody would tackle a naked guy.

[Knownot]

Not tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.

[Arkbennett]

Not tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.

Really?
...I didn't realize homosexuals could security guards now...
Just kidding gays! Oh, please don't show up at my house late at night and kill me!

[The.Muffin.King]

I'd take viagra before i did it, so i could poke anyone who trys.

[Arkbennett]

Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector: 

[The.Muffin.King]

Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector: 

rep+

[Forty]

That...was amazing