I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]

I SWEAR

LIES, I SAW THE FOURTH!

LIAR, WHAT ABOUT THE ONE ON THE TRASH CAN?!?!?

YOU LIE YOU LIE

I think he's right guys, I was the fourth one on THE list

if your was the fourth one on THE list, you woudn't be here right now....

But i saw someone's leg on the trash...

Actually, it was only two. I think that other guy is still alive.

It can't be four, for on he testified and two im alive

if your was the fourth one on THE list, you woudn't be here right now....

But i saw someone's leg on the trash...

It was only a leg, there was gonna be a fourth but, damn that squrimy bastard he got away.

well could you explained why is there leg on the tra-

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AlienSoldier can't responde due to the fact that The.Muffin.King killed him and his borther is talki-
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AlienSoldiers Brother can't responde due to the fact that The.Muffin.King killed him-
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NO WAIT I WAS FOURTH. NO FAIR

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Thats better bitch.

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There, no more murdering for you, dickwad!

But now what can i do?

KILL MOAR!!!1!!11oneoen!!!!1eleven!1!~~~

...wait...im not quite...dead....give me the gun...
*takes pistol and shoots himself

RP is gay, so is this thread.

RP is gay, so is this thr-.......

so do you, but that won't happend no more 

"this is gay"
"so do you"
....... I am speechless at the illiteracy.

lol no offence my man. 

"I is gay"
"so do you"
....... I am speechless at the illiteracy.

LUL WHUT?

"I is gay"
"so do you"
....... I am speechless at the illiteracy.

LUL WHUT?

brain fart?

eww....

  wasnt me XD

This reminds me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Google it

I cant find her, I swore I saw her just the other day at Walgreens...

Maye she is still there?
She is smart you know.
So perhaps she is thinking...
"If he saw me here he will think I will leave, but I will really stay here, he will never think of that!!!"

Now I saw her going in the bathroom, you can't stay in there forever

She's not shitting, she's puking so she can eat more food and you get broke everytime! IS A TRAP!!!

Im outta here!!

(later)


...OH MY GAWD WHAT THE F*CK BARBEQUE! ITS MOTHER F*CKIN CARMEN SAN DIEGO! ...Where did she go?

she went to Uranus.

And he is not talking about the planet.

oh so you know.....

Unfortunatley I do.

You have a dirty mind...

Im outta here!!

(later)


...OH MY GAWD WHAT THE F*CK BARBEQUE! ITS MOTHER F*CKIN CARMEN SAN DIEGO! ...Where did she go?

Is it just me or do Forcytus's posts seem 100x funnier because of the nose? I don't read the post and I just start laughing.

You could say that, I had to figure out which nose you meant.

What do u see in my nose? Is their like a hair in there or something?

well theres some hair on it and you need to dig there to get the Big Gold thats stuck in there...

Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.

 

Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.

 

Whaty what who?

Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.

 

Whaty what who?

FAIL FAIL FAIL

DUH NUUH FAIL FAIL FAIL

FAIL FAIL FAIL DUH NUH FAIL FAIL FAIL

Hey, i'm not the one who failed here, you are.

                 for stealin meh kill you smiley

You think showing me the exact same picture is going to magically lift the Fail put on you? You are wrong.

Whaty what who?

                 for stealin meh kill you smiley

Copyright of Irock. 2007.

You think showing me the exact same picture is going to magically lift the Fail put on you? You are wrong.

Not if I aim right, he wont ever see anything again.

Vincent Vega of Pulp Fiction only killed 3 people.

 

He actually killed people? XD

He killed only one person on his own, if I remember.  The guy that came out of the bathroom with the revolver they both shot, and they both shot up Brent.  The only person who Vega actually killed on his own was Martin.  YOU SHOT MARTIN IN THE FUCKING HEAD

Oh. I don't remember. But I do remember some quotes.

Not if I aim right, he wont ever see anything again.

Celing Cat, RETREAT!!!

FUCKING CAT GTFO OF MUH CEILING

*fires and misses

Damn, one day...ONE DAY... I will get that damn cat

You were masturbating, didn't you?

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YOU CAN'T LIE TO ME, I SAW YOU DOING IT!

YOUR CEILING CAT?!

AGAIN!!

FUCKING CAT STOP LOOKING! *fires and misses

FTW IM COMIN UP THERE! *attempts to crawl in small hole

damn, foiled again.

LOL, Ceiling Cat escapes again!

I think ceiling cat watches you masturbate because he's hungry for some cum.

...well the cat thinks cum is like milk

...well the cat thinks cum is like milk

IT ISN'T?!?!! OH SHIT

My friend told me that he was curious so he tasted his cum after fapping.

  LoL Whut?


I just ask people....they say its like salty and shit.

... It is.

LoL Whut?


I just ask people....they say its like salty and shit.

O_O? Wha?!?! it is?

Find some porn and you can find out for yourself.

Get me a girl so she can tell me

Just ask saladin.

Kind of salty.
It burned my fingers a little... 

If its burning your fingers, go see a fucking doctor.  Or you have acid sperm, and need to become a superhero.

...I wasn't talking about myself...

if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.

if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.

Nah man, do biological warfare and jizz in their milk.

I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.

I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.

Why would you do that?!?!!?!

i meant pedestrians.

yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.

OMG!! FORCYSTUS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING JAGGING OFF IN PUBLIC!!!

yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.

Just sit in a bench, with a newspaper, i've heard of a guy who does it.

But what happend if they saw you.

You unleash the demon before they can call for help.

no.....jump on  them and make love so they don't call the 

no.....jump on  them and make love so they don't call the 

PDA's ftw

SHIT, THEY SAW US!!! RUN, RUN FOR YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE"

THEY'LL FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF CUM!

IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!! SHIT, GET IN THE CAR!!! GO GO GO GO!!!

IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!!

LOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.

LOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.

That's why I decided if I would ever rob a bank, I'd do it naked.
Nobody would tackle a naked guy.

Not tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.

Not tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.

Really?
...I didn't realize homosexuals could security guards now...
Just kidding gays! Oh, please don't show up at my house late at night and kill me!

I'd take viagra before i did it, so i could poke anyone who trys.

Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector: 

Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector: 

rep+

That...was amazing

How to make the cops stop following you:

1. Cut your Dick and throw it at the police officer...

Police Dep.: What happend?
Officer: Someone just throw at us his dick...
Pocile Dep.: Where did it land?
Officer: In someones mouth, now the gay guys think he's gay.
Officer: I told him to close his mouth if you see a dildo flying at you.
Police Dep.: Awww....I wish it was on a girl.
Officer: If that happend, I'll throw my dildo at her.

....WTF?!?!

Ummm.... no?

No what?

Say "NO" to drugs! 

Good, because I was gonna throw a dildo at you.

* Irock Eats dildo

This topic just isn't funny.  It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.

This topic just isn't funny.  It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.

WELL then, why don't you just make it funny Mr. Comedian!* 

Edit:
Thanks Firerain, you know how tricky those E's and A's can be!

Comedian*

So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!

So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!

Did he chop off his dick and whip it at a cop?

My dick is black.
That means it's big.

Like a mammoth.
Furry like a mammoth too!

my dick is under-sized. and hairy.

Is your dick so thickly covered by your tremendous bush, that only a lemon, pair of whool shears, gasoline, and fire would be able to penetrate?

why the fuck would a lemon be in there. 

I like lemons. 

*steps away from Arkbennett

Are you a lemon licker?


That means lesbian

GIVE IT BACK DAMMIT I NEED IT FOr....

WTF DID U DO? Y U SECKS MY LEMONS?

I need them for lemonade

 BECAUSE I LOVE LEMONS!
And they love me!

Here, eat some beans.
 

too late, I secksd them too.

too late, I secksd them too.

You bastard, I'll secksd you up!

STOOOP...you shouldn't have secksed them... because now... I CONTROL YOUR MIND!

FIX ME A CHICKEN POT PIE!

*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it. 

*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it. 

That's no special sauce.....THATS YOUR SPERM!!!

*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it. 

That's no special sauce.....THATS YOUR SPERM!!!

Shhhh, don't tell! 

DO IT AGAIN, WITHOUT THE SPERM

*Makes him a chicken pot pie*

Here you go sir, without no sperm...
[size=0pt]or is there?[/size]

* Angelic_Diablo VOMITS!

More like American MEAT pie!

More like American MEAT pie!

:lol

*Leventhan pukes

 

[size=0pt]or is there?[/size]

Size 0 font is an epic fail.

i know...

TASTY, now make another, im hungry again

  *backs away from Frocystus*

GET OVER HERE!

*Back+Back+Low Punch

(If your not a Mortal Kombat savvy...SHAME)

GET OVER HERE!

*Back+Back+Low Punch

(If your not a Mortal Kombat savvy...SHAME)

*Walks by idly and feels a sharp pain in his chest, looks down and sees a cable with a scorpian head going through him*
 

GET OVER HERE!

*Back+Back+Low Punch

(SCORPION!!!)

I'll cut your nose and send it to chinatown...bitch.

ITS A KUNAI BITCHS

that pie actually looks kinda tasty

That pie also looks like it's full of my jizz.

GET OVER HERE!

*Back+Back+Low Punch

(SCORPION!!!)

I'll cut your nose and send it to chinatown...bitch.

*rips off mask

TOASTY!

SHUT UP!!! Your nose is supposed to be bleeding

aha bloody face bloody face *beats face in with a beer bottle* try fixing your nose now, oh wait, i pulled a bloody Michael Jackson on you nvm 

aha bloody face bloody face *beats face in with a beer bottle* try fixing your nose now, oh wait, i pulled a bloody Michael Jackson on you nvm 

ugh....now the nose is really fucked up. TAKE THAT!!

Hay guys, what did i miss?

Not much, did you see my nose, I have apparentally misplaced it

"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

don't forget a piece of mashed up meat from last year -_-

don't forget a piece of mashed up meat from last year -_-

eww, what the hell happend that day....cant remmember.

"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel
im pissed

"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel
im pissed

Wait, lemme see that. 
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.

"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel
im pissed

Wait, lemme see that. 
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.

Don't be confused, its a wooden nickel!

Ahh my head!

"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel
im pissed

Wait, lemme see that. 
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.

Don't be confused, its a wooden nickel!

OMG!! There's a key in there....I wonder what will it open?

"Excuse me do i have something on my nose?"

well yes you do Forcystus...you have bogger, some hair, blood, some pair of dice, a cent, some food....oh and a string.

yeah, i thought it was a dime, turns out it was a nickel
im pissed

Wait, lemme see that. 
That's not even a real nickel, it's one of those toy currency kids play with.

Don't be confused, its a wooden nickel!

OMG!! There's a key in there....I wonder what will it open?

I'm in narnia?!1