I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]

Kind of salty.
It burned my fingers a little... 

If its burning your fingers, go see a fucking doctor.  Or you have acid sperm, and need to become a superhero.

...I wasn't talking about myself...

if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.

if i had acid cum, i'd jizz on peoples faces.

Nah man, do biological warfare and jizz in their milk.

I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.

I like TMKs idea, you could stop prostitution in its tracks.

Why would you do that?!?!!?!

i meant pedestrians.

yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.

OMG!! FORCYSTUS!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING JAGGING OFF IN PUBLIC!!!

yeah sure, pull out your penis, wait 10-15 minutes, by then, somebody will notice.

Just sit in a bench, with a newspaper, i've heard of a guy who does it.

But what happend if they saw you.

You unleash the demon before they can call for help.

no.....jump on  them and make love so they don't call the 

no.....jump on  them and make love so they don't call the 

PDA's ftw

SHIT, THEY SAW US!!! RUN, RUN FOR YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE"

THEY'LL FOLLOW THE TRAIL OF CUM!

IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!! SHIT, GET IN THE CAR!!! GO GO GO GO!!!

IF YOU STOP MASTURBATING WHILE WERE RUNNING!!!

LOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.

LOL that would be hard to do but so funny to see.
A Completley naked guy running away from the cops, while he has a wank.

That's why I decided if I would ever rob a bank, I'd do it naked.
Nobody would tackle a naked guy.

Not tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.

Not tru!
Ive seen that done many a time.

Really?
...I didn't realize homosexuals could security guards now...
Just kidding gays! Oh, please don't show up at my house late at night and kill me!

I'd take viagra before i did it, so i could poke anyone who trys.

Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector: 

Chief Inspector: So, what exactly happened here?
Police Chief: He took down 4 of our officers and jizzed on my coat before we capped him.
Chief Inspector: Jizzed on your coat?
Police Chief: Yeah, he stabbed them with his penis. The downtown drugstore confirms he bought two bottles of viagra prior to his death.
Chief Inspector: That sick fuck.
Police Chief: I'll say, he ran at me, but poor Johnny took the stab for me and he jizzed on my 400 dollar coat.
Chief Inspector: 

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That...was amazing