I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]

Knight Rider · August 19, 2007, 10:15:48 PM

How to make the cops stop following you:

1. Cut your Dick and throw it at the police officer...

Police Dep.: What happend?
Officer: Someone just throw at us his dick...
Pocile Dep.: Where did it land?
Officer: In someones mouth, now the gay guys think he's gay.
Officer: I told him to close his mouth if you see a dildo flying at you.
Police Dep.: Awww....I wish it was on a girl.
Officer: If that happend, I'll throw my dildo at her.

....WTF?!?!

Knownot · August 19, 2007, 11:42:27 PM

Ummm.... no?

Knight Rider · August 19, 2007, 11:47:41 PM

No what?

Arkbennett · August 20, 2007, 12:17:56 AM

Say "NO" to drugs!

Knight Rider · August 20, 2007, 12:22:25 AM

Good, because I was gonna throw a dildo at you.

Irock · August 20, 2007, 12:44:29 AM

* Irock Eats dildo

biohazard · August 20, 2007, 02:05:17 AM

This topic just isn't funny. It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.

Arkbennett · August 20, 2007, 02:07:42 AM

Quote from: biohazard on August 20, 2007, 02:05:17 AM
This topic just isn't funny. It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.

WELL then, why don't you just make it funny Mr. Comedian!*

Edit:
Thanks Firerain, you know how tricky those E's and A's can be!

firerain · August 20, 2007, 02:11:19 AM

Comedian*

biohazard · August 20, 2007, 04:38:26 AM

So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!

The.Muffin.King · August 20, 2007, 04:49:23 AM

Quote from: biohazard on August 20, 2007, 04:38:26 AM
So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!

Did he chop off his dick and whip it at a cop?

Arkbennett · August 20, 2007, 05:22:11 AM

My dick is black.
That means it's big.

Like a mammoth.
Furry like a mammoth too!

The.Muffin.King · August 20, 2007, 05:32:03 AM

my dick is under-sized. and hairy.

Arkbennett · August 20, 2007, 05:51:20 AM

Is your dick so thickly covered by your tremendous bush, that only a lemon, pair of whool shears, gasoline, and fire would be able to penetrate?

biohazard · August 20, 2007, 04:03:02 PM

why the fuck would a lemon be in there.

Arkbennett · August 20, 2007, 04:14:23 PM

I like lemons.

Knight Rider · August 20, 2007, 08:05:09 PM

*steps away from Arkbennett

Knownot · August 21, 2007, 12:20:29 AM

Are you a lemon licker?

That means lesbian

Forty · August 21, 2007, 02:01:17 AM

GIVE IT BACK DAMMIT I NEED IT FOr....

WTF DID U DO? Y U SECKS MY LEMONS?

I need them for lemonade

Arkbennett · August 21, 2007, 02:47:34 AM

BECAUSE I LOVE LEMONS!
And they love me!

Here, eat some beans.

Knownot · August 21, 2007, 08:16:21 AM

too late, I secksd them too.

Arkbennett · August 21, 2007, 03:44:30 PM

Quote from: Angelic_Diablo on August 21, 2007, 08:16:21 AM
too late, I secksd them too.

You bastard, I'll secksd you up!

Forty · August 22, 2007, 12:03:00 AM

STOOOP...you shouldn't have secksed them... because now... I CONTROL YOUR MIND!

FIX ME A CHICKEN POT PIE!

Arkbennett · August 22, 2007, 12:06:53 AM

*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it.

Knight Rider · August 22, 2007, 12:09:50 AM

Quote from: Arkbennett on August 22, 2007, 12:06:53 AM
*Makes him a chicken pot pie*
(How!?)
Here you go sir.
I secksed up the pie for you too.
It has my... Special sauce in it.

That's no special sauce.....THATS YOUR SPERM!!!