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I Only Killed Three People. [RESOLVED]
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#101 • Aug 19, 2007
    • How to make the cops stop following you:

    1. Cut your Dick and throw it at the police officer...

    Police Dep.: What happend?
    Officer: Someone just throw at us his dick...
    Pocile Dep.: Where did it land?
    Officer: In someones mouth, now the gay guys think he's gay.
    Officer: I told him to close his mouth if you see a dildo flying at you.
    Police Dep.: Awww....I wish it was on a girl.
    Officer: If that happend, I'll throw my dildo at her.

    ....WTF?!?!
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    #102 • Aug 19, 2007
    • Ummm.... no?
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    #103 • Aug 19, 2007
    • No what?
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    #104 • Aug 20, 2007
    • Say "NO" to drugs!  ;)
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    #105 • Aug 20, 2007
    • Good, because I was gonna throw a dildo at you.
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    #106 • Aug 20, 2007
    • * Irock Eats dildo
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    #107 • Aug 20, 2007
    • This topic just isn't funny.  It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.
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    #108 • Aug 20, 2007
    • Quote from: biohazard on August 20, 2007, 02:05:17 AM
    This topic just isn't funny.  It wasn't funny from the start, and hasn't gotten any better since then.

    WELL then, why don't you just make it funny Mr. Comedian!*  ;)

    Edit:
    Thanks Firerain, you know how tricky those E's and A's can be!
    « Last Edit: August 20, 2007, 02:12:44 AM by Arkbennett »
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    #109 • Aug 20, 2007
    • Comedian*
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    #110 • Aug 20, 2007
    • So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!
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    #111 • Aug 20, 2007
    • Quote from: biohazard on August 20, 2007, 04:38:26 AM
    So the other day as I sat and watched T.V. I saw a commercial for buisiness paper, and guess what, they portrayed a black man in a buisiness setting!

    Did he chop off his dick and whip it at a cop?

    a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/415/366/fight5.sxycnp87hy.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">25</a><p><small>Meet <a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/states/151/new-hampshire">New Hampshire Singles</a></small></p
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    #112 • Aug 20, 2007
    • My dick is black.
    That means it's big.

    Like a mammoth.
    Furry like a mammoth too!
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    #113 • Aug 20, 2007
    • my dick is under-sized. and hairy.

    a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5" style="display: block; background: url(http://assets.justsayhi.com/badges/415/366/fight5.sxycnp87hy.jpg) no-repeat; width: 296px; height: 84px; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 42px; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; text-align: center; padding-top: 145px;">25</a><p><small>Meet <a href="http://www.justsayhi.com/states/151/new-hampshire">New Hampshire Singles</a></small></p
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    #114 • Aug 20, 2007
    • Is your dick so thickly covered by your tremendous bush, that only a lemon, pair of whool shears, gasoline, and fire would be able to penetrate?
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    #115 • Aug 20, 2007
    • why the fuck would a lemon be in there.  ;8
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    #116 • Aug 20, 2007
    • I like lemons.  :D
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    #117 • Aug 20, 2007
    • *steps away from Arkbennett
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    #118 • Aug 21, 2007
    • Are you a lemon licker?


    That means lesbian
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    #119 • Aug 21, 2007
    • GIVE IT BACK DAMMIT I NEED IT FOr....

    WTF DID U DO? Y U SECKS MY LEMONS?

    I need them for lemonade ;9
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    #120 • Aug 21, 2007
    •  BECAUSE I LOVE LEMONS!
    And they love me!

    Here, eat some beans.
     :mex:
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    #121 • Aug 21, 2007
    • too late, I secksd them too.
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    #122 • Aug 21, 2007
    • Quote from: Angelic_Diablo on August 21, 2007, 08:16:21 AM
    too late, I secksd them too.
    You bastard, I'll secksd you up!
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    #123 • Aug 22, 2007
    • STOOOP...you shouldn't have secksed them... because now... I CONTROL YOUR MIND!

    FIX ME A CHICKEN POT PIE!
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    #124 • Aug 22, 2007
    • *Makes him a chicken pot pie*
    (How!?)
    Here you go sir.
    I secksed up the pie for you too.
    It has my... Special sauce in it.  ;)
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    #125 • Aug 22, 2007
    • Quote from: Arkbennett on August 22, 2007, 12:06:53 AM
    *Makes him a chicken pot pie*
    (How!?)
    Here you go sir.
    I secksed up the pie for you too.
    It has my... Special sauce in it.  ;)

    That's no special sauce.....THATS YOUR SPERM!!!
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