What if. . .

Then I would kick Harry Potter and his friends asses.

What if all the cheese in the world became ham?

I wouldn't eat cheese.

What if I wasn't a brit?

Then you would be enslaved by the Irish.

What if the Irish revived an old grudge and laid waste to villages along the northern coast of Britain?

I'd move to somewhere like Sweden

What if Sweden never existed?

Then then apocalypse would have come to fruition.

What if  and  had a forbidden love?

Then  would be their son.

What if Madonna was actually english?

Then  would be their son.

What if Madonna was actually english?

Spoiler for:

What if a woodchuck couldchuck morning wood?

It'd need dental floss!

Hwhat if ever "wh" word had an "h" before it?

(PS, holy shit, is that madonna? I could break her over my knee.... )

hwat.

What if Horace Wimp got a life.

Then I would still be confused who Horace Wimp was.

What if RMRK was secretly a gay RPG maker community?

Then the pink theme would be the default theme.

What if I came into your room with a bottle of gin in one hand and a whip in the other?

I would suicide.

What if your room was hell?

Then I'd turn the AC up real high.

What if the government lost all records of your existence?

Then my name is Jason Bourne.

What if it really did rain cats and dogs?

Then the pound would be busy.

What if animals started to revolt?

Then monkey will develop eyes that shoot lasers.



What if the answers i gave made sense?

Then everyone would be happy.

What if you knew me in real life?

Then I would still be confused who Horace Wimp was.

What if RMRK was secretly a gay RPG maker community?

Then everyone would be happy.

What if you knew me in real life?

I would shave your head :B

What if everyone knew the joys of ELO?

Then everything would be stranger.

What if we were ruled by robots?

Then we would have to listen to techno, HECK NO WE WONT LISTEN TO TECHNO.

What if this THREAD DIDNT EXIST HAHA!

Then someone would eventually come up with it.

What if gangs had like crazy ass martial artists skills and used those to try and kill each other off instead of using guns?

Then West Side Story would be a documentary.

What if cats and rain didn't exist?

It would snow dogs




What if Im ending this thread right now? hahahaha!



MAII EDIT: You forgot to phrase it as a question. No worries though, I got your back

;___;

Then this post wouldn't exist.

What if Sword could go a week without using any "mod powers"?

I don't really abuse anyone if that's what you mean, and it wouldn't be so bad seeing as its been around 3 years since I joined and I just now got mod.

What if Zylos was a wolf?