What if. . .

Then I Would come out of the Computer and Kill you with my Onion Stick!!!

What if I took over the World from the Past And Named America as Siomerica!!! XDDD

The Brits would run away XD
what if Britny spairs gets her hair back ?

I'll stab her to death.

What if that became an award winning documentary? You know, me stabbing brittney spears to death with a rusty rapier.

We'd all be like "Im leaving the gay forums (NO WAYZ RMRK ITZ TEH FO'SHIZZLEZ) But anyway we all leave because you'd turn the place into like a natural BoE Farm

What if God made a borito that even he himself couldn't eat it

Then me, the burrito man, would eat the burrito, fart and make the whole world gag.

What if I "borrowed" fifty tanks?

then I'll say my prayers 
What if Forcystuts DID "borrow" fifty tanks ?

Then you'd say you're prayers

WHAT IF HE WOULDNT SAY HIS PRAYERS!?

Then I wouldn't have said my prayers
What if I get my OWN tooth brush ?

Then you wouldn't have to use the toilet cleaner!

What if Silverline lost his Admin powers?

Uh...probably nothing

What if I had a nuclear missle?

Then I wouldn't have time to say my prayers XD
What if I had a nuclear missile ?

It would blow up.

What if I didn't get totally hammered last night?

Then you would get hammered the next night

What if I could fly?

Then, I'd Rip your Wings with My Baka-Fan 

What if I could Kill People with my Baka-Fan?! =D

Then you would touch the skyyyyy
what if I become a moderator ?

What if I became the ruler of the world...and everyone becomes my slave...and I get do anything I want with all the women.

You'd get AIDS.

What if I was eating a baby right now?

Then I will use protection.

Babies...i don't think they taste good...

what if cats were really fat and could fly? lol

Then Dogs would be thin and would go underground.

What if I 'Came'?

I'd watch...

What if I had more Pr0n?

then you would be chat of the day!

what if fu's pr0n vanished?

I'd go on a rampage.

What if people stopped calling me fu? Seriously, I said it would be okay for a month to call me that out of habit, but quit, it's getting meh nerves finally.

youd go crazy XD
(sorry i didnt notice your name had changed ill keep that in mind )

What if...the forums were deleted  :'(

I'd rape silver untill he got things working again.

What if some one taped it then sold copied and became rich as all hell?