What if. . .

You would rotfl because my school is

^RETARDED

What if my school was cool

Then I would not be rotfl.

What if I was rotfl AND your school was awesome?

we'd all be dead.

What if . . . . . . ? (yes . . . is my question)

Then....would occur.

What if I was a smokin' hot model?

then kai would break up with you or would have never met you

what if life was a anime

You'd have big shiny eyes and unaturally strong powers that let you throw knives and shoot them to make them go faster.

What if I were a samurai...

you can wish all you want you fail

what if we found new humans

Then i'd make you date one of them!

What if Kaitenshin cheated on me with 13 hookers?

Wish granted, WOOO HOOOO!

What if Kairei cheated on me with Dale?

you would end up with gonagenacippaherpalaids and die a very slow painful death

what if i got a GF(gaurdian force)

Then it would be that one Queztoquotal Bird from ff8. How useless.

What if there really was GF's?

Then mine would beat yours repeatedly.

What if there were pokemon?

Then I CHOOSE YOU! SNORLAX, GO!!

What if their were Gardens(ff8)?

then we would all be badass seeds on a mission to save the world

what if i had wings...

Then you would be a pie-bird.

What if you didn't say what if in the next sentence?

Then I wouldn't be following the 'rules' of the game.

What if I kept posting here instead of just vanishing after this one post?

WTF why would you vanish?
But if you kept posting I would be tempted to bitch-slap you.

What if the latest fad was clothes made out of human hair?

Then I would chop of all your hair and use it as a cup.

What if I just randomly exploded and the shratnel of by bones pierces your left eye?

Then i'd have an eye patch and look super hot in it.


What if I turned into a bro-ho with star tattoos near my vagina?

Then I'd go the dessert with you sll the time to go ridin' and then I'd like break 6 of my bones and become an invalid.

What if Kairei and I were married in the samurai times?

Then we wouldn't be able to go 'FRODIN!! WATS UP BITCHES HIT ME UP ON MY MYSPACE PAYYYZ!!

What if I did get a tattoo (anywhere)?

It'd have to look good it would make you more mature in a naughty way.

What if I had to go soon?

THEN I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU.

What if I am preggers?

Then we'll go to Grandpup's, you know that.

What if I was preggo?

Then i'd panic and not support you.


What if you killed our child?
Please don't do that...