What if. . .

Then i would scalp that person, stab them to death and get all their money.

What if I formed a terrorist group?

Your new clothing fashion would consist of the Middle East's replica of American Eagle, commonly known as Die Na Mite.

What if flatulations were fatally toxic?

what is ass duckies is actually a hore house full of hot goth babes who just want it hardcore?

Then I would live there

what if snakes on a plane turned into Jeopardy on a plane

I blow it up with my baby brother's rocket launcher.

What if I was your daddy?

Then I would wonder if this was a dream and would probly run away.


What if your mom was a prostitute

then...she may get business?

what if peter pan lived with you

I would sell him to Cpt. Hook.

What if the seven drawfs stood naked outside your door asking, "You are the centre in our GANG BANG!"

I'd Run.....run so far away.

What if everything that wasnt edible was...like concrete, and glass....even though we all know glass tastes like a party in your mouth, and everyone just came from a baseball game, so they have spiked metal cleets on.

I would say what the heck are you talking about.


What if my computer just emailed me porn

You would open it.....duh.

lol rpg XD

anyway what happens if computers didnt exist

we would peeking in the girl bathroom

What if women had no holes?

I'd be pissed off.

What if I was working on Soul Refrian Complete?

I would say" What is that?"
What if pig's flew, and we rode them as mounts, and they had +5 awesomeness?

Thne I'd have to talk to my DM about that.

What if Bill Cosby raped you?

He'd say don't drop the puddin' pop

What if I acctually complete'd Celestial Tournement game and added a multiplayer version?

Then you would party

What if I was not awesome

LOL Bill Crosby! Super random.

I would continue on with my life.

What if I am some hot chick who is willing to come over and give you a what you want?

Id shoot myself because Id be cheating.

What if Tom Cruise got powers and killed everybody but the women and raped them?

The fat chick's heads would explode!

What if jesus was living right now and didnt know anything about techknowledgy!

I'd kick his ass for being a douche.

What if they were afriad of your blackness?

I'm Black?!?!

What if we never existed!

Then Thor would still kick ass.

What if they were afraid of my fatness?

Then I would to

What if I peed on the rug