What if. . .

Then I'd say we'd get a lot less activity from Yukimora.

What if TAKE IT OFFFFF!

then we would all go blind

what if i was a girl

Then i'd become confused.

What if I got pregnant from someone other than Kaitenshin?

*walks away quickly*

What if.....Ugh. Brain fart.

then you would have a smelly head

what if i lost my eye

Then I laugh at you and always approach you from your blind spot.

What if people could teleport?

Then fewer people would drive in cars

What if /\ posted over 1000 posts within the next 24 hours?

Than I'd not have to go to school today. Sweet.

What if aliens attacked the planet?

Then they would steal our nuclear weapons and use them to blow a hole in the ozone layer, then we would all die.

What if a killer whale fed on nuclear waste, and became a giant killer whale with a taste for human flesh?

That would be a funny movie.

What if my name was Dr_Sperm (requests)

You would have less rep than you do now.

What if we lived on the moon?

I would fucking kill you and chuck you down to earth.

What if he realized I have antirep and really Id have 45 rep. (Well 30, counting the people who dont know and derep me because they hate me, oh wait 40, because the people who dont know and rep me too)

Then it would be the apocalypse.


What if my mother was a man?

Then it would be the apocalypse.


What if my mother was a man?

Then I would cry because I had sex with a man.

What if Al Gore became president in 2000?

then there would be more terrorism and we would all retaliate

what if everyone didnt like pie

Then the the big bang would have never happened (It was the Mother Pie exploding).

What if somebody could give me extra access?

Then you'd think it was gay.

What if I wanted to be a rapper when I grew up?

I'd hate you. Rap sucks. >.>

What if the creature in my avy existed?

Then i'd beat the shit out of it.
What if cereal wasn't so damn tasty.



ACTAULLY TOO FUCKING BAD THATS IMPOSSIBLE.

Then i'd beat the shit out of it.
What if cereal wasn't so damn tasty.



ACTAULLY TOO FUCKING BAD THATS IMPOSSIBLE.

OHHH LOOOOOL

What if you opened your cereal box to find that it's empty and you couldn't get any for a long while for...some reason?

then you would be a very depressed person without cereal

what if pikachu did sizemictoss on a onyx

Then it would be the beastmoest pikachu and it throw you across the world one way and run the other way and catch you in Japan

What if Japan did not exist?

Then I wouldn't have gone to the mall yesterday to buy a Wii game for my Wii because there would be no Wii to buy a Wii game for.

What if the PS3 wasn't failing?

Then thousands of idiots would realize at the same time that they bought a piece of crap for way too much money.

What if school was never invented?

Then we'd all be dumb.

What if I wasnt busy?