What if. . .

Then I would have lots.

What if diseased rat mucus from a fat gay Frenchman got into my Snickers?

then you'd be a zombie who hates Americans.

What if life was just a dream?

Then that dream stinks =\

What if I was a robot?

Then it would be the Matrix (?)

What if Kaitenshin finished his post?

Then I would know what to do.

What if I knew what to do?

Then you we would both know what to do?

What if Kaitenshin didn't ruin this topic by not following the rules?

Uh, then I'd be happy.

What if I assassinated Irgna?

Then you'de go to jail for murdering the president.

What if Kaitenshin went to jail for killing the president?

Than I'd break out with Yukimora and kill the creator of Naruto.

What if I REALLY did kill Masashi Kishimoto?

Then hundreds of thousands of Naruto fans would be on you like a pack of hungry wolf on a bleeding deer.

What if that last line wasn't so stupid sounding?

Then you would have gotten popular and rich and famous and would eventually surpass Blizzard's scripting skills.

What if I unsheathed my sword and committed seppuku?

What if you followed the rules for this topic like you forgot to before?

Than you would be less pissed at me? 

What if?

I don't know o.o

What if the world collided with the sun?

Then a really awesome explosion would happen.

What if I started coming here everyday again.

Then you'd be the only one on.

What if Jesus was a crippled donkey?

I'd drop kick him.

What if people followed the rules here?

Then it would be boring.....

What if Silver died?

Then I would be answering this question again (look back a few pages)

What if Chuck Norris was my bodyguard?

Then you would rule the universe.

What if there were no such things as TV, beer, and computers?

It's sure that life is not lively anymore.

What if I'm a boy?

Then I'd eat my shoe.
What if I was Bill Gates?

Then RMRK will be famous.

What if everything was made from machine?