What if. . .

I'd spank you and say, "Bad boy!"

What if I was female?

I ask you if to meet me in a dark alley and strip naked and wait until someone gives you some love.

What if anime babes were real?

I'd be geting hentai hookers or something.

What if you put the shim sham in the flim flam?

I'd die in an explosion.

What if I died in an explosion?

then you'd be dead.

What if he died but wasnt dead, and not even any ghost sorta person?

He will suffer for all eternity, I guess.

What if he really suffer for all eternity?

I'd make sure I didn't. :evil:

What if I was duck's ass?

then I'd be Psyduck 

What if I eat a Vanilla H Icecream? >=d

I'd take it away from you.

What if the unverse was nothing but a ginormous spherical pizza?

Then our race would be "Toppings" not "Humans"

What if piddzaas had no cheeez?

Then We would had to eat Milk as replacement of Cheeez ;__;

What if There were No Extension Games? =O

Then it would be the apocalypse.

What if the extension game no longer extends?(!)

It'd be a game!

What if computers worked using pie instead of the motherboard etc.

then i'd have eaten my damn pie

what if?

Then.

What if Blizzard came to your house and knocked on your door?

I'd have enough cream to make the pie for my computer....

What if blazzard had boobs!

Then I woul slap him

What if there was your mom next to the screen

I'd fart again.

What if I was eating babies right now?

I'd ask you if you remember'd the mango glaze.

What if babies were legal to eat?

Then I'd have delicious baby back ribs.

What if I told you I was the mother pie herself?

Then I'd eat you.

What if I had more rep?

You'd be happy!

What if I could give rep!

Then I would have lots.

What if diseased rat mucus from a fat gay Frenchman got into my Snickers?

then you'd be a zombie who hates Americans.

What if life was just a dream?

Then that dream stinks =\

What if I was a robot?