What if. . .

Kaitenshin · March 26, 2007, 10:04:49 PM

Then I would have lots.

What if diseased rat mucus from a fat gay Frenchman got into my Snickers?

Irgna · March 27, 2007, 06:39:44 PM

then you'd be a zombie who hates Americans.

What if life was just a dream?

Lavata · March 27, 2007, 06:44:01 PM

Then that dream stinks =\

What if I was a robot?

Kaitenshin · March 27, 2007, 07:35:24 PM

Then it would be the Matrix (?)

Irgna · March 27, 2007, 08:08:46 PM

What if Kaitenshin finished his post?

Lavata · March 27, 2007, 08:16:12 PM

Then I would know what to do.

What if I knew what to do?

Irgna · March 27, 2007, 08:20:25 PM

Then you we would both know what to do?

What if Kaitenshin didn't ruin this topic by not following the rules?

Kaitenshin · March 27, 2007, 10:31:08 PM

Uh, then I'd be happy.

What if I assassinated Irgna?

Irgna · March 27, 2007, 10:49:01 PM

Then you'de go to jail for murdering the president.

What if Kaitenshin went to jail for killing the president?

Kaitenshin · March 27, 2007, 10:50:54 PM

Than I'd break out with Yukimora and kill the creator of Naruto.

What if I REALLY did kill Masashi Kishimoto?

Irgna · March 27, 2007, 10:53:03 PM

Then hundreds of thousands of Naruto fans would be on you like a pack of hungry wolf on a bleeding deer.

What if that last line wasn't so stupid sounding?

Kaitenshin · March 27, 2007, 10:57:17 PM

Then you would have gotten popular and rich and famous and would eventually surpass Blizzard's scripting skills.

What if I unsheathed my sword and committed seppuku?

Irgna · March 27, 2007, 10:58:20 PM

What if you followed the rules for this topic like you forgot to before?

Kaitenshin · March 27, 2007, 11:00:34 PM

Than you would be less pissed at me?

What if?

Lavata · March 27, 2007, 11:35:40 PM

I don't know o.o

What if the world collided with the sun?

SexualBubblegumX · March 28, 2007, 02:39:29 AM

Then a really awesome explosion would happen.

What if I started coming here everyday again.

Kaitenshin · March 28, 2007, 08:07:22 PM

Then you'd be the only one on.

What if Jesus was a crippled donkey?

SexualBubblegumX · March 29, 2007, 08:17:54 PM

I'd drop kick him.

Irgna · March 30, 2007, 01:19:16 AM

What if people followed the rules here?

SexualBubblegumX · March 30, 2007, 03:43:38 AM

Then it would be boring.....

What if Silver died?

Forty · March 30, 2007, 02:05:40 PM

Then I would be answering this question again (look back a few pages)

What if Chuck Norris was my bodyguard?

Lavata · March 30, 2007, 07:38:12 PM

Then you would rule the universe.

What if there were no such things as TV, beer, and computers?

JAP · March 31, 2007, 12:07:45 AM

It's sure that life is not lively anymore.

What if I'm a boy?

Irgna · March 31, 2007, 12:39:59 AM

Then I'd eat my shoe.
What if I was Bill Gates?

JAP · March 31, 2007, 12:44:01 AM

Then RMRK will be famous.

What if everything was made from machine?